Friday, December 9, 2016

Bedwetter alert

You really can't make this up.  Josh Collins, a New Orleans police officer, posted this message on his Facebook page:


 You know, as a white male conservative, I have put up with a lot of prejudicial and biased comments directed towards me while attending Loyola University New Orleans. I usually think the comments are funny because the ideals of a 18 year old ultra socialist frankly are funny to me. But today made me sad for the youth and the college I have attended for 8 years. Given how busy we have been this past week, including today, I showed up to class late and was still in full uniform because I didn't have time to change. Obviously, being in full police uniform, I was armed. This is the first time after having six previous classes that anyone became aware of my profession. Shortly after my arrival, a fellow classmate complained to the professor of their uncomfortableness of having an armed police officer in the class. Mind you, I have sat in the same class for the last six weeks in civilian clothing. My professor then called the police. Of course I was not privileged to either of these conversations as they took place behind my back. My professor then pulled me out of class and told me that he had called the police based on the student complaint The police obviously never came and told him over the phone that I was perfectly within the law.

First of all, what type of over sensitive indoctrinated liberal flower petals has this generation created that they are scared of going to school with a uniformed police officer.

Secondly, how ironical and dumbfounding is it that you called the police to tell them that there was a police officer sitting in your class. Loyola University, a Jesuit Institution, prides itself on its commitment to social justice. However, in creating an environment where everyone is accepted for who they are, you have now created an environment where I have been ostracized. As a police officer, I feel as though I must hide my profession in order to obtain a fair education.

Funniest of all, the title of the class is LAW AND MORALITY.

#DiscriminatedagainstbecauseIamBLUE #loyolauniversityneworleans

Kingfish note: It needs to be said: dumb mother_______s.  

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

This sounds fake. Why would this guy go into a college classroom with a firearm? Was he really so busy that he couldn't find a place to store his weapon before he went to class? I remember being late to class in college but I always left my gun in the truck or at home. Fake or not, this officer sounds like a dumbass that is looking to stir people up.

Anonymous said...

The story features not one, not two, but THREE bed-wetters.

Anonymous said...

Story should read Dumb Blogger Post Fake News.

Anonymous said...

I think the best way to deal with these insufferable, mush-headed, pansies is to simply laugh at them, ignore them and go about your business as if they do not exist. Engaging them and, as here, almost mimicking their ludicrous behavior seems to legitimize them.

Anonymous said...

So.....had the campus police come to the classroom, would they check their weapons? Don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we don't know the whole story. There is some small number of cops that lean psycho, maybe his fellow students thought he was a nut job long before he walked in dressed as a cop. Or maybe he already scripted himself as a alt-right Trumper in a school that is hardly alt-right. Maybe his uniform was a rental.

However, I choose to believe his post. We have raised a generation of pansies.

Anonymous said...

Fake as a three dollar bill.

Anonymous said...

In this day and time I would love as many fully armed officers attending my children's college classes as possible. They should also be offered the same set aside benefits to attend college as the other allegedgedly discriminated against persons.

Anonymous said...

Comment at @5:48 should read Anonymous Nimrod Posts Anonymous Nimrod Comment (Again).

Anonymous said...

Yeah,2:47 a.m., because it's a brilliant idea to leave one's firearm in a vehicle so that it can get stolen and into the hands of a murderer.

John Dough said...

"the college I have attended for 8 years."

So this is Doctor Who?

Anonymous said...

2:47AM is one of the snowflakes this cop is talking about; thanks for proving his point! Hope you don't have nightmares tonight...

Anonymous said...

I went to junior college with a couple of guys who were on the eight-year plan........

Anonymous said...

ironical.

Anonymous said...

I just have a hard time believing a student was uncomfortable with a cop attending the same class as them? But here's the other issues with this incident that doesn't sit well with me

He starts here.....................

"You know, as a white male conservative, I have put up with a lot of prejudicial and biased comments"

then goes here.................

"I usually think the comments are funny because the ideals of a 18 year old ultra socialist frankly are funny to me."

then adds......................

"What type of over sensitive indoctrinated liberal flower petals has this generation created"

and closes with

"However, in creating an environment where everyone is accepted for who they are, you have now created an environment where I have been ostracized."

Dude loses all kinds of credibility saying he was ostracized, when he's using labels for other people!? GTFOH

Nuff2Say said...

In the current atmosphere that cops are targets and are being assassinated... He was in uniform which makes it obvious he's a cop... then I have no issue with him having his weapon on him. He's a target... he life matters. The reason the campus police didn't respond is because he was in the right to have his weapon visible if in uniform. I have heard academia in local colleges make comments about their own campus police officers and why do they need to be armed. Just look at the crazies that want to shoot everyone. Be glad they are armed and ready. No he's not a bedwetter in my book... he's a true victim... the Professor and the student are the bedwetters.

And that my friends is the bottom line...

Anonymous said...

Have we gotten to the point where Donna tells her JFP acolytes to just come here and post on everything? Don't you people have some indie music reviews to write?

Anonymous said...

Hey 2:47 AM,

This story from this morning is exactly why the officer didn't leave his weapon in his car. ANY person owning and possessing a firearm must take ALL reasonable precautions to ensure that it not left where accessible to others. Hence he kept his weapon with him where he could control it and make sure it would not be stolen to be used in a REAL crime.

From WLBT's website: "According to Jackson police, a Hinds County patrol car was broken into at 3:38 a.m. at the Timber Ridge Townhomes off I-55.

A Jackson police officer responded to the scene and saw that the trunk and doors of a grey Ford Crown Victoria were open.

A shotgun, police radio, vest, and ammunition were all stolen out of the car.

There is no description of a suspect right now. "

Keep you tissues handy! One of your family members may be targeted because a weapon left in an unattended vehicle was stolen.

Anonymous said...

A police officer should always be armed. Think of all the criminals they have arrested over the years. Lots of folks would love to get even. Also, he has the legal right to be armed.

That said, it looks like a false story.

Anonymous said...

Hey John Dough - not everybody can afford to go to school full time, and on a cop's salary, with a cop's schedule it is even more difficult, get over yourself. If this story is true, I don't see any problem with the officer attending class in his full uniform - I bet if it hit the fan, this cop would be the first to protect all of the whiners in that class and they would be cowering behind him, and if he wasn't armed and couldn't take direct action, they would be the first to throw him under the bus. You can't have it both ways!

Anonymous said...

This is so dumb. He needs to come to the white safe space of Madison. He can even wear his gun to church!

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