Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Meet some of Jacktown's finest

Just some good ole boys.... just a meanin' no harm.....




There are some known JPD customers in this video.  Terrance "Lil Tank" Marshall is waving his AK-47 in celebration of the Second Amendment. Dude with the mask in the back is Timothy Lidell a.k.a. "Milli Montana". Hard-core.


47 comments:

Anonymous said...

2 of the guns i see are fake.

Anonymous said...

AR- 15 in the back left is pretty legit with a 50 magazine.

Anonymous said...

Milla Montana has some fantastic moobs.

Anonymous said...

This comment comes to mind:

Continually amazed how Madisonites are too busy patting themselves on the back for living in a banal wasteland that they fail to see what uncultured hayseeds they actually are.

This is culture. This is not a banal wasteland. This is Jackson.

Anonymous said...

UTS shotgun up front right looks legit as well. If it is, the gentleman must be a real shotgun aficionado as it's a $1000 tactical shotgun. Not sure where you're seeing fakes.

Anonymous said...

All good thugs know white pants go up after Labor Day.

Obama's America said...

This is like an audition for an episode of COPS.

Anonymous said...

Either you support the second amendment or you don't. I think that group of gents should apply for a second amendment parade permit through Madison.

Anonymous said...

While WE are out working THEY are breaking into homes to acquire these weapons. I thought the shotgun was a Keltec but it could be a UTS. Do you think any of these types would lay down that kind of cash? HELL NO! They dance like they are having a tribal ritual. Just hold on folks. When things start getting tough, these people will just do more of the one thing they know how to do and it ain't work!

Anonymous said...

"Perception of crime"

Anonymous said...

Da mayor needs these boyz in as his braintrust

Johnny Weir said...

Looks like a ISIS video.

Anonymous said...

I'd bet my paycheck that at least one of the five is a felon in possession of a firearm.

Get My Boy A Vault.. said...

And this is exactly what they have to look forward to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBms-32ocvA

Anonymous said...

Well your lovely legislators want to put more guns out there so they can land in the hands of fellas pictured, to scare the ba-jesus out of you suburban bigots so you will buy more guns out of fear - plus its these fellas 2nd amendment rights to own one anywa!

Who said you have to wear tight ass Wrangler jeans, a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, a button down shirt with a bolo tie or some Miss State or Ole Miss camo crap to be a gun owner!

Best believe Habib that owns the BP gas station has every right to own a gun too.

Forrest or Hunter Smith aren't the only people who can have a gun

Anonymous said...

Just look at those poor victims of society. They are just innocent "good kids".

Messick said...

Forrest or Hunter Smith


Oh, I get it... coupla ofey cac's north of here, right?


Cute.

Anonymous said...

1:24 Brother you need some geritol.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:47pm

are you big mad or little mad, LOL!

Them little white fellas have on the TIGHTEST jeans, dirty ass boots, mudded up trucks and the NRA stickers in the window - screamin' I'mma real 'Merican! Chewing tobacco and drooling at the same time. ;-)

Bunch of scared jokers looking at their own shadows - I need an AK-47, Desert Eagle, Glock 9mm, Colt .45 revolver because those coloreds fellas are cumming to take ar' white women from uz! Gall'ly

Anonymous said...

If a white person was in this video everyone would be applauding him

Anonymous said...

Mistake... geritol at 1:11

Messick said...

1:59,

Neither. I'm Messick and you amuse me.

So... pass the pork rinds, the JFP, last month's Watchtower, and The Amsterdam News.


And start dancing.
Now.


Anonymous said...

You've got organized and smart street thugs out here. Then you have dumb thugs like these that posts a live video that says come arrest me...

Anonymous said...

Not the Watchtower!!!! LMAO!

Gee-hovah got'dern witness!

Anonymous said...

It's only going to get worst in 2017. They haven't pulled out the heavy artillery yet, just wait till you see the guns those Muslims and Mexicans have.

Kingfish said...

Well, if any of you googled Tank, you would see he is a registered sex offender and probably a felon. He better hope that gun is a fake one.

Anonymous said...

Milli Montana be a rapper! https://youtu.be/_fW9tMZKr6Y

First Kamikaze, then dis? Wow. The talent pool in Jacktown is deep.

Anonymous said...

I'm not worried in the least about 'Habib' owning a gun. How many of Indian descent can you name who have robbed a store or shot up a car or popped a cap on a street-brother in the past hundred years? In fact I think the legislature should furnish all store owners with guns and ammo.

If a search could be run of the gun-purchase data base, it would be verified not a single one of these punks was ever in the system.

Anonymous said...

@ 3:28pm

" In fact I think the legislature should furnish all store owners with guns and ammo. "

That's the dumbest sh*t I've ever heard before in my life because habib would turn around and sell them to a muthatrucker fresh out of jail, then turn around and say somebody broke in stole the goods from him

"If a search could be run of the gun-purchase data base, it would be verified not a single one of these punks was ever in the system."

and I betcha they acquired from someone who turned around and sold them damn guns at street level prices.

You gun loving bastards swear up and down it's the illegal owners who are the problem! When its the ones who walk among your midst and keep putting the guns in these little wanna be's hands.

Anonymous said...

Montana has kitties!!! what a bunch of BITCHES!!!!

Anonymous said...

Their mothers must be so proud.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QSEdK8pdFM and they buy the guns in this video

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to bet it's not a Keltec 12:01. Care to wager? We could always ask the young man in the back to settle our bet as I'm sure he got a good look at it when it was pointed at his frikkin' head. I'd guess there aren't more than 20-30 UTS shotguns in this state so it might be worth a look at the stolen property lists for someone. If anyone has an address where I can reach these youths, I'd like to send them some Eddie the Eagle pamphlets on gun safety.

Anonymous said...

FYI,the majority of store owners from India are not Muslims, they are Hindus and here in Jackson many are Sikhs.

Anonymous said...

The "keep and bear arms" section of the 2nd Amendment does not include stolen arms. I feel sure all of the arms in this excuse of a video are not legally purchased.

What a fine looking neighborhood is which this was shot!

Anonymous said...

Jacktown's thugs are secretly funded by Putin. The Russians are everywhere.

Anonymous said...

What the hell are they saying/singing/rapping? Something about "two in the shitter"?

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed at the number and types of weapons stolen from anchored gun safes!
Oh, maybe it's that robberies at gun stores and gun shows just don't make the news, is that it?
Wait, maybe all the stolen cars and trucks have AK 47s, Glocks, etc. in them because they offer you such protection left in your locked vehicles.
Surely, you aren't selling them to guys that look like this out of your truck or on the Internet, right?
I know you responsible NRA members couldn't possibly be selling guns to anyone who isn't a sane, responsible citizen who is simply a collector or a hunter.

Anonymous said...

Looks like they are practicing their line dance routine. Maybe they could get a part in "Hamilton"....

Anonymous said...

Why would any gun owner offer to sell people like these a gun. If they had money to buy them they would not be stealing. They couldn't possibly offer to pay more when a stolen gun can be bought for much less. The person who thinks people are buying up guns to bring to Jackson to sell to thugs has been reading too many of those magazines found near the checkout.
Why would they buy when they can take by force?

Anonymous said...

Internal audit by the ATF for that gun dealer in 3...2...1..

Anonymous said...

Prison Cult

Anonymous said...

This should be NSFW - the exposed breasts of the one in the mask.

Anonymous said...

NextDoor NEJacksonian this AM:

Well folks, the last straw has finally broken this camel. In spite of potholes, high water bills, break-ins, etc, we have resisted the move to another county, but we're done. Today, UPS dropped a small package at my door while my husband was in the shower. Before he noticed the delivery alert, less than an hour, some ass clown strolled up to my door and stole it. But wait, there's more. They didn't just take the box. They took the time to OPEN the box standing on my front porch, decided they wanted the item, and took it leaving the empty box at the door. Remember, I said my husband was AT HOME at the time. This is not even close to being the first time this has happened. A few months ago our neighbors caught 2 young guys trying to take my husband's laptop out of his car in our driveway. He had just walked inside with his luggage and was going back out for the rest of his things. We were actually in the living room within plain sight of our driveway and the street. Folks, I'm a city girl. I love the convenience of being close to everything, but enough is enough. Our city officials, business owners, and the Jackson faithful can talk all about how Jackson is not that bad, how much there is to do, and they are going to turn it around all they want. The fact is, thanks to the powers that be, these free loading punks know they can do whatever they want to tax payers and JPD is going to do nothing to stop it. Jackson has become a shit hole as deep as the potholes lining its streets. I wish those of you who stay luck, but I've already emailed realtors. Until it sells, there will be a loaded 9mm waiting on the next clown who walks up in our yard trying to take something. We are DONE.

Anonymous said...

Jackson can not even pay their electric bill. Maybe someone should tell the city leaders that broken lights do not use electricity. Why would anyone think they can do anything about what the city has become? The people want it that way. They keep electing the same people with the same results.
Maybe the electric company will shut off the power to Jackson. The people have been living in the dark anyway.

Anonymous said...

@8:55am Give 'em hell, city girl! You can get close to many things without living in Aleppo, Mississippi. Clinton, Byram, Madison, Ridgeland, Pearl, Brandon, Flowood - all will welcome you.

FYI, I had a $500 wristwatch delivered to my house in Brandon. It sat on the doorstep all day and no one touched it. I have also taped $50 cash to the door to pay the man who cuts the lawn several times and have never once had it swiped.

Don't listen the Jackson Bureau of Agitprop. The areas around Jackson are nice, pleasant, low-crime, and have a sense of community that no longer exists in the city limits.

We don't have Milli Montana and Lil Tank Marshall rappin' on da skreets wif dey guns in hand, though. Move here and you'll be missing that, for certain.

Anonymous said...

Just something for people to think about. I live outside of Jackson, in Rankin county. For the last 15 years I have never locked a door on my house. When I am at home or when I am gone, the doors are not locked. Don't even have keys for them. Meanwhile in Jackson the thugs are walking the streets carrying their guns and burglar bars can't even keep them out.

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