Monday, December 5, 2016

Belhaven alert

Belhaven has a prowler.  Keep an eye out for the dude who is in the picture and video posted below.  A reader send them to this correspondent and said " this guy was creeping around my back door at 1am in Belhaven." JPD is aware of this incident. 




Here is video of the prowler in action:



19 comments:

elves wif guns said...

Crimma Shopin'

Anonymous said...

Imagine that. Fits the demographic of most of the trouble makers.

Anonymous said...

10:14, you mean male? You're right, males make up only half the population, but a disproportionate amount of crime is committed by males. I say, lock them all up just in case.

Anonymous said...

10:14 don't forget to come to the klan meeting tonight missed you last week

Anonymous said...

Hey 10:33! 10:14 was making. VALID point. Now, why don't you go back to your safe space where everyone is the same color and gender and play with your play doh. How many WHITE males are breaking into homes in the 3 county area? The truth is the truth no matter how you want to look at it. It's high time that culture changes. But let me pose this question. Are you willing to bet they won't change?

Anonymous said...

He's scouting landing sites for Santa's sleigh...

Anonymous said...

Where is the video?

Anonymous said...

10:28 makes a valid point. I don't care which race you are, if you come creepin around my back door at 1:00 am, you're going to get shot.

Unless you are female. Then it's totally cool.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:13 - a white 20 yr old just got busted for car burglaries in Madison. http://onlinemadison.com/Content/Default/News/Article/Deputies-nab-auto-burglar-in-Lost-Rabbit/-3/592/38949

Anonymous said...

Hey 12:33 - how many white males get busted for house burglary in Jackson? Maybe 1 in 100? Maybe?
Like 11:13 said, go hunker down in your safe place and leave the real world to the adults.

Anonymous said...

"leave the real world to the adults." Crushing comeback. Really, I'm so proud of you. Aren't you special?

Anonymous said...

1:53
Yes, I am, and an adult as well. Unlike you. Now, run along to your play-doh and coloring books, child.

Anonymous said...

You're both acting small.

Anonymous said...

That looks like Wee Bey Brice. He's Barksdale crew muscle, helps control the west side high rises.

Anonymous said...

This guy is acting like he's just at the wrong house.

Anonymous said...

The high quality surveillance camera tells you everything you need to know. He sees the camera as he is talking to his partner (s) and walks off. The camera doesn't lie.

Glock Semi said...

Why do summa you people object to a factual comment regarding the demographic profile of these urchins.

95% of them are black, male, between 14 and 30, typically wearing hoodie or skull cap and to your surprise, britches ridin' low.

Oh, but a white boy from Niknar was opening car doors in Lost Rabbit last week. What part of 95% don't you understand?

Gordon Lightfoot said...

"Sundown, you better take care if I find you been creepin' round my back stairs."

Anonymous said...

Ok, looked at the video. That guy's not trying to rob anybody. That's a booty call, and she either gave him the wrong address or passed out/changed her mind and didn't answer the phone when he got there.

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