Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Taking it to the streets.

Violence apparently runs in the same circles of  seventeen-year old Kenyatta Robinson. The girlfriend  of the accused killer posted a street-fight video of herself on Facebook.

Some comments naturally followed, including some by Elisa, Kenyatta's "baby mama" (her words):


Anonymous said...

What is that language they are speaking? Southern Ebonics?

Terrible behavior by adult women. Arrest them all.

Anonymous said...

Didn't know Kenyatta was a gangster disciple. Kenyatta and Elisa are pretty good examples of the majority of the youth in Jackson. As soon as the 'Black Lives Matter' folk make their way down here, I expect it to be the most entertaining are yet.

Anonymous said...

This would have never happened with a different state flag.

Anonymous said...

Time to get out of this crazy place; let them have it.

Anonymous said...

feral youth. 'nuff said.

Anonymous said...

"Sidewalks Alright For Fighting"

Anonymous said...

We Are Jackson!

Anonymous said...

This looks clearly like Bush's fault.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.

Anonymous said...

You guys are jumping to the obvious. I think they have been reading Sartre, and 'I beat dat ass' is on a level we do not fully understand. Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Yes indeed! The BOLD new city! bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

We all know y'all have never enjoyed watching Raquel Welch or Angelina Jolie fight other women on screen and never seen a UTube of white girl fights.

You all believe in resolving conflict without use of force.

And, aren't we all delighted that these two can get a concealed carry permit or go to a gun show or just have access to one of the guns y'all had stolen?

Anonymous said...

'one of the guns y'all had stolen'

All the more reason for open carry to become more popular, don't you think? Better to be in control of your firearm than to leave it in the vehicle for a Jackson resident to steal.

Although I'm not particularly sure the upstanding citizens in these videos are aware or concerned about any firearm laws to begin with.

Anonymous said...

7:48AM First off, our country doesn't have an entire culture imitating Angelina Jolie's characters as is the case with the gang lifestyle music and movies. In recent years, she's in the news more for her humanitarian efforts than her acting.

As for the ladies in my life, I've never witnessed a female family member, friend, coworker or even acquaintance be involved in a physical fight. Yes, I've seen some of my male friends get in bar fights, but never have they posted a video online for all to see them "beat that ass".

If these two women are keeping company like Kenyatta, they better have a CCP or carry in their purse. As for the insinuation that we, law abiding citizens should give up our legally owned property (guns) to prevent them from being stolen, shame on you for avoiding the real problem....the gang glorifying culture that presents thieving, drugs, baby mamma drama and settling arguments with weapons as an acceptable way of life.

Anonymous said...

So proud of spawn of Stokes.

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