Friday, January 30, 2015

Pamela Hancock running for MadCo prosecutor

Attorney Pamela Hancock issued the following press release:



25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this the same as District Attorney? If not, how does that work?

Anonymous said...

She is hot who cares!

Anonymous said...

County Prosecutor is primarily responsible for prosecuting criminal offenses in the inferior court of the county, justice court. In other words, misdemeanors.

Anonymous said...

She has my vote!

Anonymous said...

I like Pam but current Madison County Prosecutor Alan Phillips is one of the best prosecutors around. Experience to try tough cases and great to work with.

Anonymous said...

Are you gonna manage her campaign?

Anonymous said...

hot as in chunky chocolate brownies right out of the oven...

Anonymous said...

Keep Allen Phillips as the County Prosecutor! No need to fix it if isn't broken.

Anonymous said...

Does she even know where the courtroom is?

Anonymous said...

Keep Phillips

Anonymous said...

Needs to get a personal stylist! Very unprofessional wardrobe!

Anonymous said...

Pammi Hancock is a top notch attorney and will make a GREAT Madison County Prosecutor.

Anonymous said...

Allen Phillips has done an excellent job. He will be reelected in a landslide.

Anonymous said...

"Needs to get a personal stylist! Very unprofessional wardrobe! "

I didn't realize that was a quality listed in job requirements from the state. Please give us a link to what Allen Phillips presented to fulfill this requirement when he was first elected to this position.

She's Also Portly said...

Same woman whose ad shows up daily on this blog and same PO Box where reader contributions to JJ's camera-equipment-fund are to be sent. Any wonder he will shill for her election to this non-job? Are there not enough divorces and loan closings to be handled in Madison?

Anonymous said...

The wardrobe comment 6:12, was a reference to Pammi constantly making comments about this or that blouse or dress, depending on the Judge. She tends to think of herself as a headshot and that this overcomes her painfully awkward legal shortcomings.

Anonymous said...

her claims to have taken "hundreds" of civil and criminal cases to trial is complete bullshit, unless she counts prelims and speeding tickets as "trials".

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 10:22, 4 words come to mind..,
"Haters have to hate". As far as the trials, what do you call the job of Prosecutor? Here is some help - It is going to trial for Misdemeanor Offenses. If you read her Bio you would have seen that she prosecuted in the City of Madison for 5 Years, so let me break that down for you. That would be only 40 cases per year going to trial, as a resident of Madison and knowledge of the courts, I candayveith certainty that there were plenty more than that. Get your facts straight!

Anonymous said...

I guess you count prelims and speeding tickets as a "trial". A well trained dog could prosecute cases in Madison City Court.

She has very little meaningful trial experience otherwise.

I have nothing personal against her, its just that she is grossly inflating the extent of her prowess as a trial attorney.

Anonymous said...

If a very wide ass and hundreds of uncontested "trials" in city court are the criteria, she is a shoe in.

Phillips is toast.

I'll Come To You said...

The 'haters have to hate' comment @ 12:49 is misplaced. Nothing at all hateful about revealing facts and offering opinions. I don't know the woman from Adam's housecat; but the claims she is making are insubstantial and unsubstantiated. A bit like Ritchie Swartz calling himself a 'trial attorney'.

Anonymous said...

She's is an extremely qualified candidate and I was thrilled to see that she is running. She will do an excellent job.

Anonymous said...

She is way better looking than Little Allen. Ms Hancock might not have any break downs in court like Little Allen did that sent a female judge to her chambers in tears......She will fit right in the estrogen pit that is Madison County Justice court.

Anonymous said...

Some new elected blood in MCJC might actually shake some things up. Especially for all the smokers in that building. They might actually have to start going outside to smoke instead of smoking in the chief clerks office !!! OH, and court employees might have to start coming to work five days a week like the rest of the county offices instead of four days a week. The chief clerk might actually have to start putting in 8 hours a day instead 5 to 6 she normally does.....the list could keep going but I'll stop there.

Anonymous said...

That is an old picture. Like internet dating. Madison can't accept her. No good merits. Ask lawyers.
People need to understand the importance of this position to the community. She is unelectable for Madison.

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