Thursday, January 15, 2015

Mississippi wins sluttiest state award.

Online magazine Mandatory.com compiled a list of the "sluttiest" states in America.  The list is based on CDC statistics on syphilis, chlamydia,  and gonorrhea.  Mississippi led the way and it wasn't even close.  The CDC reports Mississippi had 1009 cases per 100,000 residents of these STD's.  Ugh.


Mississippi reported rates of  774 cases of chlamydia, 230 cases of gonorrhea, and 5 cases of syphilis per 100,000 residents. Misssissippi led in chlamydia and gonorrhea rates BUT dropped to ninth in rates of syphilis. 

Mandatory.com map and rankings.
CDC maps and rates per disease.

Kingfish note: Mandatory's map is a little bit sexist.  Apparently the magazine forgot men can carry and pass along STD's as well.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

The link might be wrong.
All I saw was a map of Reunion with a big pineapple in the middle.

Anonymous said...

What would actually be useful would be a county-by-county map of STD rates. I'm sure the DOH keeps those stats and could generate such a map.

An ambitious person could then overlay it with maps of income, education levels, incarceration rates, etc.

Anonymous said...

10:33 -- WAY too much work. I think we all, already know the answer to the "overlay".

Anonymous said...

And we are first by a HUGE margin.

Anonymous said...

Jones County I believe leads the nation. Something to do with Tea Bagging or Tea Party or something like that. Supposedly it is rampant down there.

Who killed the mayor? said...

So we're the sluttiest and the fattest? That's a great combo.

Anonymous said...

11:37am
You forgot about a educational system and test score rankings. We are not full of just fat sluts.

Anonymous said...

Slutty... Hospitality... goes hand in hand right?

Anonymous said...

No doubt that common core is part of the problem.

Anonymous said...

"Fat, slutty and stupid is no way to go thru life son"

Anonymous said...

How can this be? We have been teaching abstinence only in our schools for years.

noel said...

I'd like to thanks all the ladies that I've, oh wait. This is not that kind of award?

MS Born & Raised said...

Hmmm... I've got a lot of county-level data on MS, but not STD levels. Checked Vital Records as published by MDOH and not surprisingly that is NOT something they publish. I do, however, have a rather interesting map I ran across recently that shows Percent of Female Householders (single mothers) by census tract in each county. Anyone interested in seeing that?

Anonymous said...

Pleasures of the flesh...eating and having sex. Such a primal state we are.

Anonymous said...

6 out of top 10 are SEC schools. interesting combination

Anonymous said...

MS is also first of gay porn searches.

So we have the most repressed homosexuals in the country.

The fattest people in the country.

The sluttiest people in the country.

The dumbest people in the country.

If genetics means anything....this state is going nowhere...well...ever.

WTH am I doing here?

Anonymous said...

10:33

Can't of that. That'd be profiling… and racist.

Anonymous said...

12:41 nailed it.

Anonymous said...

We also drop our cell phones more than anyone else. Greasy fingers, I guess.

Anonymous said...

http://www.cdc.gov/std/stats12/minorities.htm STD rates are 6 to 8 TIMES higher for blacks than whites. The press will never point out our demographics nor mention race. It's Haley Barbour's fault. Right.

Anonymous said...

But... that can't be! But what about the fact that we teach abstinence only in our public schools (which is 100% proven to keep kids from having sex, by the way). They also must not be taking into account the fact that we spend our precious little state money appealing gay marriage rulings. There is nooooo way our legislation of morality is not working here! There is no way we aren't taking the right approach here. My Southern Baptist preacher said so.

Anonymous said...

What we have here is an opportunity to change the state motto again, "Mississippi, it burns when we pee!"

Anonymous said...

"What we have here is an opportunity to change the state motto again, "Mississippi, it burns when we pee!" "

Please don't encourage anyone to think about changing the state flag too ..... :-)

Anonymous said...

The CDC has county level data on this. When the Delta counties are excluded, Mississippi is rather average on STD rates. That, of course, is the case for nearly every survey like this.

Anonymous said...

In addition to the delta counties, if you could also exclude Kennuff Scrotes ward the numbers would look very different.

Anonymous said...

In addition to the delta counties, if you could also exclude Kennuff Scrotes ward the numbers would look very different.

Cholesterol would be lower.......

Anonymous said...

Sluttiest? And here I am watching porn all night.

Anonymous said...

@1:37, "Sluttiest" is not the same as "Most Desperate."

Anonymous said...

It Obama's fault!! Low morals and all.

Isolate Gomorrah said...

Are there any comparative footnotes to indicate a rise in activity when the Legislature is in session?

It's important to understand the social drivers behind incident spikes. Averages are meaningless. Isolate Gomorrah, then we'll talk.

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