Friday, January 23, 2015

Friday night at the fights

S@$# getting real tonight at the Chris Summers funeral.  Apparently a fight broke out between his wife and esteemed mistress.  JPD arrived at the scene.  Read for yourself.

Earlier posts:
Summers stalked and pulled gun on his "killer".

Summers was a twice-convicted drug dealer with another conviction on deck.


Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

If the main funeral is this weekend, please, please, please, please, PLEEEEEASE, Kingfish: COVER THAT FUNERAL!!!

We NEEDS video.

Just remember to take your jumper cables to the Graveside Service.

And a bulletproof vest is always in style...

Anonymous said...

Being as disrespectful as those we criticize is hardly " classy".

There is some relative or childhood friend who is mourning the baby or the young boy he might have been before he made the wrong choices.

Have none of you a friend from childhood whose life went wrong and yet you were sad when they died because of the good memories?

So I choose not to add to grief by speaking ill of the dead especially when grief is raw.

If it becomes necessary to point out family flaws or flaws in the deceased in a court case, then sticking with the facts is what should happen.

Even then, good people will be saddened by the troubles of others, not gleeful.

Your mothers told you not to " speak ill of the dead" and " not to kick others when they are down" for a reason.

Anonymous said...

Will there be a write up of this in the Jackson Free Press?

Anonymous said...

YAWN ... Sssssnnnnooorrrreee ... ZZZZZZZzzzzzz

Anonymous said...


Not speaking ill of the dead so much as speaking ill of the living.

Agree with two comments though: 'Jackson done gone to f'ing hell' and 'True dat'.

Anonymous said...

They should get behind the wheel of a truck and find some ways to take their aggression out in another county.

Anonymous said...

Wow and the JFP wonders why the two deaths weren't covered equally. Maybe because one was a savage and one was a human.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he & baby mom still in relationship!

Anonymous said...

Is this shit written in code?

Anonymous said...

Under 2 weeks...kinda quick for a Home-going?

Anonymous said...

I don't know anyone involved, but at least one child lost a father. What has happened is bad enough, so maybe this is nothing to enjoy.

Anonymous said...

I find it comforting that at least somebody has some morals in this whole drug dealing baby mama scenario. Kind of refreshing that wife is getting kudos and mistress getting slammed. This was Precious Martin's funeral, right?

Anonymous said...

Is he related to Precious? There is a resemblance?

Anonymous said...

Will the video be on the reality show? The producers better hope someone was filming this fight. That's a rating coup! No disrespect intended but these are reality tv folks...

Anonymous said...

It is just all so sad... So unnecessary. Wasted lives and injured living. We all need to go back to basics so we can go forward to better futures. Entertainment on the radio and TV is full of wrong sex and feeding off of others. Death and dealing. Bad stuff and bad consequences. Basics mean keeping zippers zipped and saying I Do means something. Baby Mamas are not healthy for the future and neither are the men who use them.

Anonymous said...

8:00 am No, some comments fall under "kicking the family when they're down".

Just because others have decided to further embarrass the family and cause them grief, doesn't mean you have to pile on!

You rather conveniently omitted the point you couldn't defend.

Anonymous said...

There are some interesting photos of Mr. Summers on Crystianna's multiple IG pages. We all know he was such a fine upstanding citizen that surely those are not gang signs he is flashing in the picture she chose to use to wish him a happy father's day.

Anonymous said...

Somebody on City-Data linked to one of Battlefield Gucci's YouTube Rap Videos, along with some of Kingfish's coverage of this trajedy (or travesty). And there's a nastier vid on there, that she did NOT link to. Those lead, in the sidebar, to a bunch of Rap videos made by members of Chris/Christal/Chrystall/Battlefield Gucci's "Posse". The one she links to features a "RED SEDAN": one of those big BMWs of the type being discussed in the "Taking Two Parking Spots at Revolution" thread. This one has serious rimz, though.

Since a "Red Sedan" is mentioned in Kingfish's description of the surveillance footage, I have to wonder if the BMW in the video is not the 'Red Sedan' described by Kingfish, in his description of the footage. It would almost be like Gucci produced a video of his own demise.

In any event, looking at Battlefield Gucci's Rap videos will tell you everything you need to know about him. No need to wonder. It's all there on film. All you have to do is look it up on YouTube, now that you know his stage name.

Anonymous said...

Stay out of this thread Donna.

Anonymous said...

This is the best one.

Anonymous said...

"This is the best one. "
January 25, 2015 at 7:47 PM

They sure do say "rip" a lot. Is that code for "anal sex on the down-low"? Like maybe somebody "ripped them a new one", and they're grateful for - um - 'mentoring'? I mean, his picture shows him wearing those Elton John old lady sunglasses, so I have to wonder.

Where do you buy (or shoplift) sunglasses like that? At that place in the mall that sells the fake Armani? Or at the Gucci counter in the women's section at Dillard's?

Or maybe those designer glasses are found in purses that have been snatched from ladies who haven't bought sunglasses since Rolls Royce brought out the Camargue?

Anonymous said...

Why arent the links working to instagram

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