Friday, January 9, 2015

Here they are

Here are some of the Charlie Hebdo cartoons that offended the terrorists so much. Warning: The last one is not safe for work or kids.

The life of the prophet

The Koran is crap, it does not stop bullets

Muhammed states, ‘100 lashes if you don’t die of laughter!’

Don't you make fun?

Show us an intelligent film and we will start WWIII
Charlie Hebdo must be veiled

‘Muhammed Overwhelmed By Fundamentalists,’  ‘It’s hard being loved by idiots.’
‘Love is stronger than hate,’ and features a Muslim man kissing a Charlie Hebdo cartoonist.
ISIS member about to behead Muhammed and calling him an infidel. 'I am the prophet", 'You are infidel', ‘If Muhammad were to return…’
And here is the worst one of all:

The film that sets fire to the Muslim world. "and my ass? You like my ass


Anonymous said...

I guess I just don't get French "humor." Oh, well. C'est la vie.

Clintonrebel said...

Kudos to you for putting these up. And kudos to the French journalists for standing up for liberty while the U.S. cowardly sinks into more PC

Anonymous said...

Don't think that the Kenyan would approve of your actions Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

All Fundamentalists are dangerous. We live in a time where the Muslim Fundamentalists are the murderous apes, but it's worth pondering that there was a time if you had replaced Mohamed with Yahweh in those images a crew of Jews would've done the same thing for slander of their desert god. (I'm sure a segment would today as well, most of their faith has thankfully evolved from a book approving stoning for blasphemy.)

Anonymous said...

9:33 the difference is that we have evolved since then, and these ragheads have not. We quit that shit years ago....they never did.

Anonymous said...

"That shit", according to Fundamentalists is the holy word & directive of a god. My point is simply that this type of behavior is found in the Fundamentalist interpretation of literature surrounding desert gods-not just the active evil of the day.

Kingfish said...

And the difference is that Western Civilization had a Reformation and then the Enlightenment. The Enlightenment brought forth the ideals of religious liberty and tolerance. The Muslim world has not had an Enlightenment. If anything, it is slipping backwards as fundamentalism and jihadism rises.

Anonymous said...

Muslims aren't slipping backwards. It is a religion that was founded on violence, prescribes violence in the Quran specifically in the manner in which this violence is being meted out. If anything they are becoming bold enough to begin to actually follow the teachings of Mohammed due to a politically correct world that refuses to publicly acknowledge that Islam is a religion of violence and stop focusing on the fact that the vast majority of people who claim to be Muslims don't actually follow the Quran. Westborough Baptist claims a Christian affiliation but doesn't follow its teachings...

Anonymous said...

If the Ayatollah Khomeini had been "offed" while in exile in Paris we might not be seeing this rise in Islam worldwide.

Anonymous said...

The attackers in France need to be taken alive if possible, stood up in front of a camera, pigs blood poured over their heads and shot with bullets dipped in pigs blood. THEN, beheaded.

Black Jack Pershing would be proud.

Anonymous said...

Those mid-eastern stupid shits are bathing in oil, but still trade dates. Haven't invented ANYTHING, offered anything to the world in general, but their dated stupid, sick view if the world.

I am sick of this religion of peace shit. They come to western countries to get away from their shitty lives and into a more tolerant atmosphere, then, just like the tea party zealots, have their zealots attempt to take over that of which they adopted.

Fuck them. Period.

Anonymous said...

10:48 How cruel. It would be sufficient to stuff their mouths with bacon, then shoot them on live TV.

and 10:39: it would be different, but eventually the hidden fundamentalists would have re-emerged to keep fighting the Crusades Westerners dismissed to the history books centuries ago. It reminds me of the isolated Japanese soldier who was found on a Pacific island, still trying to fight WWII a decade or two after the A-bombs dropped.

Anonymous said...

"and 10:39: it would be different, but eventually the hidden fundamentalists would have re-emerged to keep fighting the Crusades Westerners dismissed to the history books centuries ago"

Pivotal word: dismissed.

They haven't dismissed anything. We in the civilized world have grown up and moved on. Don't start that "Crusades" shit.

The civilized world has moved on. They haven't.

Anonymous said...

The ironic thing is the "radical Muslims" are actually the ones that are peaceful. Islam is not a peaceful religion and therefore the ones that are not following the teachings are radical, not the other way around.

Seeks Humor said...

Apparently the humor is lost in the translations. I fail to see any humor at all and really looked hard to find some. Now if there had been a cartoon of the prophet having his way with a goat.....

If I'm not mistaken, this is the same publication that HAS featured some pretty raunchy illustrations of Christ in odd circumstances.

This all seems to be taking 'unable to take a joke' to the extreme.

RandomHero said... KNEW by putting this cartoons up...that Tom Head would be extremely sad. How dare you.

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