Saturday, January 31, 2015

Gucci goes Scarface


33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Such a beautiful voice to go with clever lyrics

Jackustan Jihadi said...

LMAO

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Anonymous said...

It's a shame such an esteemed leader of Jackson's black community had to leave us so soon. Thanks for the tribute posts kingfish, Tom Head, Donna Ladd, and kaze should be proud of you for keeping his memory alive. He deserves as much coverage as Mrs. Temples received.

Anonymous said...

Best part of that was when it finally stopped. The guys in the background even looked like their ears hurt from listening to his tone deaf voice. Fortunately, I was offered a few other video choices after that one finally came to an end & happened across another familiar mug from this site. I highly recommend the one titled C.S.P.C. Fu*k 12 for any Ed Boyd fans out there.

Kingfish said...

Tone deaf. You are not kidding. That is some serious monotone.

Anonymous said...

It could actually be a decent song if performed by somebody other than Mr. Gucci.

Anonymous said...

Who pays for producing these videos?

Is there a government program for
"Giving Inner-City Youth alternatives to lives of crime, by getting them involved in the Entertainment Industry!"?

Are there video production facilities bankrolled by various "programs"? If so, the "Making videos INSTEAD OF committing crimes" part of the program may not be working.

Instead, the Inner-City Youths seem to be making videos documenting their crimes. Does anyone know whether government grants/programs are directly or indirectly bankrolling the production of these videos, or if they are paying for training the participants?

Anonymous said...

Have y'all ever heard of the phrase "never speak ill of the dead?" Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

Not speaking ill of the dead. The liberal media held him up as the poster boy for unequal media coverage and the rest of us are just doing due diligence.

Anonymous said...

"Have y'all ever heard of the phrase "never speak ill of the dead?" Just a thought." January 31, 2015 at 2:41 PM

Why don't you take your "thoughts" elsewhere, hon? I certainly am not interested in your sanctimonious blatherings, and would guess that very few of Kingfish's other readers are interested, either.

Save it for Sunday School, dearie.

Gucci's videos SHOW exactly what sort of person he was. The videos serve to illustrate what is easily verifiable from outside sources (conviction records, arrest records, gas station cam footage...). Personally, I do not believe that such a person deserves ANY respect, alive OR dead, any more than does Adolph Hitler.

But I'm sure your professors at UNO (just a guess) were big Hitler apologists, and loved to tell how Stalin was worse. Sorry, but every single "Don't speak ill of the dead" type person I've ever met was from South Louisiana, where even mafiosi (and ESPECIALLY mafiosi) were covered by the "don't speak ill" rule.

Well this is Mississippi, where we are not silenced by silly rules forbidding us to speak out against bad men. Katarina's OVER, and if certain people don't like the tone of our local discourse, then maybe it's time for them to head back to Chalmette.

Anonymous said...

Hee Haw in the inner city.

Anonymous said...

This is not the fight at the wake video. Fooled me again KF.

Anonymous said...

As talented as I am, why can't I get a record deal?
For my first selection, I would like to perform
"I didn't fart, that was my butt blowing you a kiss".

Anonymous said...

Who owns the expensive red car with the rims?

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen a white man this obsessed with black men since Allain was governor.

Anonymous said...

3:25, nice guess, but I was born and raised in the Jackson area. By the way, I would love for you to explain in detail how this guy compares to Hitler. You are obviously a genius, so I eagerly await your brilliant response.

Anonymous said...

5:40 Get someone to read 3:10's succinct explanation to you. Maybe they can even put it in terms you can understand. I'd try but I was not an El Ed major.

Anonymous said...

5:40pm
What the? Y'all wanted to talk about the other shooting victim. He it is. We can go back to talking only about the Belhaven shooting if you are now embarresses by this victim... Idiot

Anonymous said...

new website is tha bomb....

Anonymous said...

Can we str8 drop talking about Gucci man and get back to something juicy like Madison County politics? K thx

Anonymous said...

Reality Star's Daddy's Funeral's BABYMAMA DRAMA

Anonymous said...

Location look familiar? Might be a reason why the store owner was non-cooperative.

Kingfish said...

Good comments. Sorry I couldn't approve them. Remove one word and I will.

Anonymous said...

Diversity makes us all stronger.

Anonymous said...

Judging by some of the Youtube comments, it sounds like he was really talented at cooking crack cocaine.

Anonymous said...

Please, please, please if you do nothing else today, click on the video link @ 9:21 P.M. "familiar".

IF Brad "KAZE" is afraid for his 17 year old son being profiled, he and the rest of society should be frightend to death that this video shows children of all ages, some just toddlers, walking about among this savagery as if it is just a playday at the zoo.

No wonder juries of our peers don't convict, much less indict.

Kingfish said...

Remember, Mr. Summers was a 34 year old man. Not some 19 year old boy.

Anonymous said...

All a block away from the JSU campus.

Why isn't Kenneth Stokes in front of the store holding a vigil?

Anonymous said...

Is the Mississippi Film Office scouting these locations?

Anonymous said...

Another rap video shot in part in front of the Laxmi: Welcome 2 My City

Anonymous said...

I'll say it, he sounds like shit.

Anonymous said...

Str8 Drop: The quality of music from Sinstra to Gucci

Str8 Beer Drop said...

LMAO. Moments ago on scanner JPD called to the Laxmi. Cases of beer stolen from beer truck that was there to make a delivery.

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