Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Election day open thread.

Ross or Josh? Randy or Jimmy? The anointed one or the brat? The Hamma or Da Mayor? Republican Junior or the $120,000 man? The bond shyster or da Preacha Man? The Saints Fan or who? Blondie or Dear old Dad? Fire away but don't get out of hand.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look at JJ polls, enough said.

Anonymous said...

Josh Harkins
Randy Tucker
Will Longwitz
Lynn Fitch
Michael Louvier (ugh)

Ironghost said...

Those guys who were in the Randy commercial will be in trouble if Jimmy wins, right? I imagine that'd be an awkward day at work.

Anonymous said...

kf, your list cracks me up. Its been a colorful month or so. I voted this morning on the way to work. Hope everyone makes it to the polls today (and notice I didn't say who to vote for). Go Vote.

Anonymous said...

Ironghost....You are correct that will be an interesting day at work for those who openly supported Tucker. But that is what happens when you stand up for something you believe in as these fine deputies did.

Anonymous said...

Don't blame me....I voted for Doug Stanhope...all the rest were tools.

Anonymous said...

I voted for Harkins in the primary but changed to Ross because of that ridiculous mailer Harkins sent out. I think Ross will pull it out, as will Marsha Weems Stacey because she's HOT!

Anonymous said...

It is a sad day indeed when we are down to Barbour and Longwitz as the only choices as to who will replace Senator Walter Michel. Too bad that one of them has to win. I thought about writing Michel in today. What happened to the real horses in NE Jackson and Madison Cty? Why didnt anyone else (i.e. better) jump in?

Anonymous said...

Charles Barbour

Anonymous said...

What are the differences in policy, as stated by Longwitz and Barbour? Both are running on the "Christian, Values, Protect Our County, Protect Our Children" platform without any actual substance behind it.

It's a lose-lose scenario. I guess that if Longwitz wins, I will be happy because I won't have to see that plastic smile and the generic campaign footage everywhere.

That is, until he runs for Thad*'s seat.

*You all know which Thad I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

Barbour is a putz and even his family knows it. He's Jeppie Jr. All Barbour bravado and not a brain cell between them.

Wonder why Charles didn't shoot any ads or Youtube videos? Go find his PSC ad. That'll explain it.

"Stupid is as stupid does. Duh-huh!!"

Anonymous said...

Good grief! The fact that Michael Louvier is even still in the running is a testament to the quality of some of the candidates from which we have to choose. His record alone ("professional" one, that is) should be reason enough to disqualify him from even running, much less be taken seriously as a candidate! (KF, thanks for the background information you posted on him in an earlier thread.....it was QUITE informative!).....and yes, 2:01, Marsha Weems Stacey IS hot!

Anonymous said...

Charles Barbour is so desperate, he is now heckling people.
He is sad.

Anonymous said...

Barbour will be able to get legislation passed for Madison-Ridgeland. Rongwitz will be seat number 52. Tate Reeves will make sure of that.

Anonymous said...

A Longwitz victory means NE Jackson will be moved under one of Jackson's other Democratic Senators as part of redistricting next year.

Just watch.

Anonymous said...

The last minute endorsement and robo calls from Tate are a bit late.

Anonymous said...

Get out for the Sheriff's office. Keep the unit together.
Vote Tucker

Anonymous said...

Finch
Barber
Ross
Weems
Tucker

Anonymous said...

HARKINS BY 2
LONGWITZ BY 7
TUCKER HOUSTON ?
YANCEY BY 3

J. Kev said...

I'm curious what the liberal trolls here think: Will Luckett or Dupree win the honor of having his guts stomped out by Phil Bryant?

I know nothing about Lynn Fitch. But I voted for her because my 1-term senator, Lee Yancey, is a big-government Republican. He voted for the stupid "no texting while driving" bill. What a douche.

bill said...

3:55, I don't know what you're trying to stir up, but I don't believe it for a minute. Prove it or quit spreading gossip. Bill Billingsley

Anonymous said...

It makes sense to vote for Tucker all the Deputies are behind him. A happy work force is productive. The only deputy who is not for Randy is a sore loser that did not stand behind his coworker. guess the rumor of his wife running actually being the one running for sheriff was right.

Anonymous said...

Just spoke to Tate and he said he is absolutely not doing robocalls for Charles.

Anonymous said...

Barbour camps exit polls have him beating Longwitz so far. Lord help us if he wins

Anonymous said...

Dog speaks. Tucker in trouble.

Anonymous said...

If the people on this board posting actually represent what Randy Tucker stands for, God help Madison County if he wins

Shadowfax said...

"No texting while driving" makes sense to most adults although I'm sure the sophomore who posted in opposition (above) won't agree.

What I'm wondering, after the smoke clears, if Fitch does not win, and with Haley gone and Hayes Dent having no influence as usual, who will pave her path with the usual republican rose petals?

Anonymous said...

To be sure Bill when it comes to your spin of all things L'Affaire McLaurin your accuracy has also been sorely lacking.

Kingfish said...

Spoke to Mr. Reeves. No such robocalls went out.

Anonymous said...

I predict Barbour's incredibly negative ads will backfire- I rarely get offended by campaign ads but his were blatantly untrue. This is one of the best districts as far as constituent's education and intellect in the state, and these ads are offensive to their intelligence.

Kingfish said...

Let me see:

in the last 8 days voters have received from the barbour campaign:

a letter from Henry attacking Will
two mailers about That
the obama mailer
today a letter from haley
and then the robocalls and radio ads. Radio ads attacking will. All in 8 days.

I predicted nearly two weeks ago they would do overkill and cause a backlash. If the idea was to suppress turnout today, it didn't work because the turnout out was VERY high in Madison today.

Anonymous said...

All you note DID NOT arrive in this NEJax household in only the last 8 days. Exaggeration.

Kingfish said...

BS because I have seen them. I have not gotten ANY so does that mean they do not exist using your logic? Tool.

Anonymous said...

Your reading comprehension is very poor sometimes. Didn't say they didn't exist nimrod. Said they didn't arrive in only 8 days. Since you didn't get them I suppose you don't know what you are talking about. Fool.

Anonymous said...

No surprise you don't have the stones to release a comment that proves you wrong.

Anonymous said...

Poor Luckett ,

He really needs to go have a beer with the former Hinds County Sheriff and ponder about how and why
White Democrats are rapidly becoming extinct.

We tried to tell them that they were were approaching
dinosaur status.

Neither would listen.

Anonymous said...

Congrats to Sheriff Mary Hawkins. Good luck with that one Tucker:)

Anonymous said...

I don't understand what the deal is with the haters of Mary Hawkins- Have you looked at her city lately. She is the most successful leader in a long time. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from her judging by your post you're just a sore loser.

Shadowfax said...

Luckett has posed as the 'poor black democrat's lawyer' for eons. Don't know why the suggestion that since he's a white dude, he should cross the river. He's a died in the wool Lyndon Johnson Democrat and that's where he'll stay. MalCOMB on the other hand, realizes he might have made a mistake in strategerie.

Billy said...

Anonymous at 8:15. Thanks for putting that egocentric Kingfish in his place. He'd be a he'll-of-a reporter if he'd not get so emotionally involved and drop his "little-man" bias.

Anonymous said...

Have you looked at her city lately? That's the problem, "her" city. Last I knew it was the people's city. That's the problem. Now it's her sheriffs department.

Anonymous said...

@3:57 PM "August 23, 2011 Anonymous said...
Get out for the Sheriff's office. Keep the unit together.
Vote Tucker"

Maybe this is part of the problem...keeping the unit together. There are a few that need to go!

Anonymous said...

@10:23 PM- That's the problem...it's NOT HER city. It belongs to the TAXPAYERS!

Anonymous said...

back @ 919 You would deem it her city if you had something negative to say about. Why not give credit where it is due? BTW the taxpayers are the ones electing her and for a reason she does a great job.

Kingfish said...

8:15:

they were reported to me by various people over a period of 8 days. Nimrod. In fact, several people I know got the same letter from Henry Barbour three times.

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