Ross or Josh? Randy or Jimmy? The anointed one or the brat? The Hamma or Da Mayor? Republican Junior or the $120,000 man? The bond shyster or da Preacha Man? The Saints Fan or who? Blondie or Dear old Dad? Fire away but don't get out of hand.
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
45 comments:
Look at JJ polls, enough said.
Josh Harkins
Randy Tucker
Will Longwitz
Lynn Fitch
Michael Louvier (ugh)
Those guys who were in the Randy commercial will be in trouble if Jimmy wins, right? I imagine that'd be an awkward day at work.
kf, your list cracks me up. Its been a colorful month or so. I voted this morning on the way to work. Hope everyone makes it to the polls today (and notice I didn't say who to vote for). Go Vote.
Ironghost....You are correct that will be an interesting day at work for those who openly supported Tucker. But that is what happens when you stand up for something you believe in as these fine deputies did.
Don't blame me....I voted for Doug Stanhope...all the rest were tools.
I voted for Harkins in the primary but changed to Ross because of that ridiculous mailer Harkins sent out. I think Ross will pull it out, as will Marsha Weems Stacey because she's HOT!
It is a sad day indeed when we are down to Barbour and Longwitz as the only choices as to who will replace Senator Walter Michel. Too bad that one of them has to win. I thought about writing Michel in today. What happened to the real horses in NE Jackson and Madison Cty? Why didnt anyone else (i.e. better) jump in?
Charles Barbour
What are the differences in policy, as stated by Longwitz and Barbour? Both are running on the "Christian, Values, Protect Our County, Protect Our Children" platform without any actual substance behind it.
It's a lose-lose scenario. I guess that if Longwitz wins, I will be happy because I won't have to see that plastic smile and the generic campaign footage everywhere.
That is, until he runs for Thad*'s seat.
*You all know which Thad I'm talking about.
Barbour is a putz and even his family knows it. He's Jeppie Jr. All Barbour bravado and not a brain cell between them.
Wonder why Charles didn't shoot any ads or Youtube videos? Go find his PSC ad. That'll explain it.
"Stupid is as stupid does. Duh-huh!!"
Good grief! The fact that Michael Louvier is even still in the running is a testament to the quality of some of the candidates from which we have to choose. His record alone ("professional" one, that is) should be reason enough to disqualify him from even running, much less be taken seriously as a candidate! (KF, thanks for the background information you posted on him in an earlier thread.....it was QUITE informative!).....and yes, 2:01, Marsha Weems Stacey IS hot!
Charles Barbour is so desperate, he is now heckling people.
He is sad.
Barbour will be able to get legislation passed for Madison-Ridgeland. Rongwitz will be seat number 52. Tate Reeves will make sure of that.
A Longwitz victory means NE Jackson will be moved under one of Jackson's other Democratic Senators as part of redistricting next year.
Just watch.
The last minute endorsement and robo calls from Tate are a bit late.
Get out for the Sheriff's office. Keep the unit together.
Vote Tucker
Finch
Barber
Ross
Weems
Tucker
HARKINS BY 2
LONGWITZ BY 7
TUCKER HOUSTON ?
YANCEY BY 3
I'm curious what the liberal trolls here think: Will Luckett or Dupree win the honor of having his guts stomped out by Phil Bryant?
I know nothing about Lynn Fitch. But I voted for her because my 1-term senator, Lee Yancey, is a big-government Republican. He voted for the stupid "no texting while driving" bill. What a douche.
3:55, I don't know what you're trying to stir up, but I don't believe it for a minute. Prove it or quit spreading gossip. Bill Billingsley
It makes sense to vote for Tucker all the Deputies are behind him. A happy work force is productive. The only deputy who is not for Randy is a sore loser that did not stand behind his coworker. guess the rumor of his wife running actually being the one running for sheriff was right.
Just spoke to Tate and he said he is absolutely not doing robocalls for Charles.
Barbour camps exit polls have him beating Longwitz so far. Lord help us if he wins
Dog speaks. Tucker in trouble.
If the people on this board posting actually represent what Randy Tucker stands for, God help Madison County if he wins
"No texting while driving" makes sense to most adults although I'm sure the sophomore who posted in opposition (above) won't agree.
What I'm wondering, after the smoke clears, if Fitch does not win, and with Haley gone and Hayes Dent having no influence as usual, who will pave her path with the usual republican rose petals?
To be sure Bill when it comes to your spin of all things L'Affaire McLaurin your accuracy has also been sorely lacking.
Spoke to Mr. Reeves. No such robocalls went out.
I predict Barbour's incredibly negative ads will backfire- I rarely get offended by campaign ads but his were blatantly untrue. This is one of the best districts as far as constituent's education and intellect in the state, and these ads are offensive to their intelligence.
Let me see:
in the last 8 days voters have received from the barbour campaign:
a letter from Henry attacking Will
two mailers about That
the obama mailer
today a letter from haley
and then the robocalls and radio ads. Radio ads attacking will. All in 8 days.
I predicted nearly two weeks ago they would do overkill and cause a backlash. If the idea was to suppress turnout today, it didn't work because the turnout out was VERY high in Madison today.
All you note DID NOT arrive in this NEJax household in only the last 8 days. Exaggeration.
BS because I have seen them. I have not gotten ANY so does that mean they do not exist using your logic? Tool.
Your reading comprehension is very poor sometimes. Didn't say they didn't exist nimrod. Said they didn't arrive in only 8 days. Since you didn't get them I suppose you don't know what you are talking about. Fool.
No surprise you don't have the stones to release a comment that proves you wrong.
Poor Luckett ,
He really needs to go have a beer with the former Hinds County Sheriff and ponder about how and why
White Democrats are rapidly becoming extinct.
We tried to tell them that they were were approaching
dinosaur status.
Neither would listen.
Congrats to Sheriff Mary Hawkins. Good luck with that one Tucker:)
I don't understand what the deal is with the haters of Mary Hawkins- Have you looked at her city lately. She is the most successful leader in a long time. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from her judging by your post you're just a sore loser.
Luckett has posed as the 'poor black democrat's lawyer' for eons. Don't know why the suggestion that since he's a white dude, he should cross the river. He's a died in the wool Lyndon Johnson Democrat and that's where he'll stay. MalCOMB on the other hand, realizes he might have made a mistake in strategerie.
Anonymous at 8:15. Thanks for putting that egocentric Kingfish in his place. He'd be a he'll-of-a reporter if he'd not get so emotionally involved and drop his "little-man" bias.
Have you looked at her city lately? That's the problem, "her" city. Last I knew it was the people's city. That's the problem. Now it's her sheriffs department.
@3:57 PM "August 23, 2011 Anonymous said...
Get out for the Sheriff's office. Keep the unit together.
Vote Tucker"
Maybe this is part of the problem...keeping the unit together. There are a few that need to go!
@10:23 PM- That's the problem...it's NOT HER city. It belongs to the TAXPAYERS!
back @ 919 You would deem it her city if you had something negative to say about. Why not give credit where it is due? BTW the taxpayers are the ones electing her and for a reason she does a great job.
8:15:
they were reported to me by various people over a period of 8 days. Nimrod. In fact, several people I know got the same letter from Henry Barbour three times.
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