Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Check out the Lewises on Twitter

You simply can not make this up:










































47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't believe I actually read any of that...

Anonymous said...

The " re-branding " of lil' Detroit and Hinds County captured on social media.

I love it .

BTW , just heard Mr. Lynch resigned from the JFP .

What's the scoop on that ?

Perhaps there exists some conflict and discontent over on Old Canton Road @ Duling Street ?

Anonymous said...

Dad must be proud. He raised a fine young man...

Anonymous said...

sorry, i only speak english.

Anonymous said...

If we had known then, what we know now we would have.....

Anonymous said...

This inter city cancer continues to eat up what's left of Jackson and Hinds County. - Fondren included .

Anyone wishing to live in a safe environment, should run like a hurt dog to Madison or Rankin !

In the meantime, I wish Stokes well in the vital mission of renaming the few parks and swimming pools left within the City of Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Tyrone is a joke. Even the black folks don't like him.

Anonymous said...

"Lirrle Detroit"? I prefer "Beirut on the Pearl". Tyrone is dumb as a brick, but is apparently Albert Einstein compared to his son. If Tyrone gets elected, it will be the signal for everyone with any sense (and who pays taxes) to pack up and leave.

Anonymous said...

The signal to leave and come and gone. If Tyrone go in the signal is to run.

Anonymous said...

Where is J Kev when you need him? Can't wait for his input on this. I hear he was an extra in "The Help" so I am sure he is on cloud nine tonight. Probably hanging out with Tate Taylor as we speak.

Anonymous said...

At one time this would have been unbelievable and ridiculous. Now just ridiculous. The city has no hope with the current leadership and theres really no way to change it.

Anonymous said...

I'm Tarone Luwus. I want 2 b YO shuroff!

Anonymous said...

If people don't get out, in massive numbers, and focus on getting Sheriff MacMillin reelected, honestly we all deserve what is going to happen to our property values and safety. Please get out and vote for the Sheriff on Tuesday!

Anonymous said...

You guys are very crazy if you believe that Hinds Co. will be a safer place with Mcmillan in office. Look at the crime stats posted by the FBI and memos sent to the sheriff by Jim Hood. According to the records and crime stats, since Mcmillan was elected crime has gone up over 300% and the atty general had to warn him about giving weekend passes to convicted felons. You guys take the time out to try and blast a young man who just graduated from college and has a company that employs several of Jacksons youth.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update Donna.

Kingfish said...

I didn't make any comments. I simply let their own words speak for themselves.

Anonymous said...

My favorite Tyrone story is when his son used JPD facilities to have parties to raise money...well...for himself. Marshall renamed the JPD the "Jackson Party Department."

Regardless of the outcome of this election Tyrone is the best of what Jackson has to offer after Mac...which means it's time to move.

Anonymous said...

I am going to talk to the Rankin county supervisors about a border fence, it just might work when I show them what the upper crust in Jackson has to offer!! Lol! .....So thankful for Brian Bailey!

Anonymous said...

Why do I have that feeling that there'll be a breaking story about the TLewis twitter acct being hacked and this whole episode is a smear campaign and it's all somebody else's fault just trying to make a bro look bad and peebles out there scayed of him being elected and, and...ima gonna let u finish but but dis all a plot to keepa bro down.....

Anonymous said...

there goes the 'cra-moon-it-T'. we need IQ requirements for public office

Anonymous said...

Kingfish is right because you simply can't make up stories like this one. It is slightly scary that the folks tweeting on both of those pages are that far out of touch with the English language. For Tyrone Lewis to be considered an electable candidate for sheriff is laughable at best. The man has proven he is capable of perjury, misuse of city for property for profit to his son, and claims to have decreased crime by 10%in 6 months while "police chief" which he may owe a little thanks to the previous chief/sheriff. I believe we'd be better off if the life size cardboard replica of Tyrone (that he takes everywhere they campaign) were on the ballot against McMillin. Get your realtors on speed dial if Tyrone becomes Yo Sheriff.

J. Kev said...

10:08 --

Ha. No, I wasn't in "The Help," as an extra or otherwise. I did meet Tate Taylor a few months ago, and put a copy of my first short film (I was in it, didn't make it) in his hands. Happily, he's asked to see a feature-length script, which the producer/writer sent him last week.

Interested in a creepy, but good, short film?

www.murderabiliamovie.com

Oh, and the Lewises on Twitter? Man, to comment on that would be like punching a baby.

Anonymous said...

@ J Kev - my name be Tyrone Lewis and you ain't got nuttin to says abiuts me. You a half sissy if you can't cumments up on my twittizzlin champizzlin scripturalizin'.

Let's sees whats you gots.

Tyrone
Rolls Tides

Anonymous said...

Anybody in Hinds Co. who votes in GOP primary is insane.

Reed said...

Is anyone else troubled by the not so subtle comments about "keeping tabs" on people who "disrespect" (when did that become a verb?) his "pops"? This is the son of a candidate for the top law enforcement position in the largest county in Mississippi for goodness' sake, and he's making what amounts to veiled threats against anyone who dares criticize his father.

McMillin may win, but he won't live forever and when he loses, retires or dies, there will be someone like this or worse ready to step in. It's only a matter of time.

Anonymous said...

So where in any of this is Tyrone Lewis? All I see is his son and some Twitter followers.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please translate this crap ?

What the Hell is " baby Ty- Rone beez say'n " ?

Jeeze. What an idiot .

Anonymous said...

This is unbelievable! Electing "pops" will give this idiot free reign to all of Hinds County!

Anonymous said...

Reed (5:44) is right. Will the last prodductive taxpayer in Hinds County please bring the flag?

austin said...

These comments clearly prove that there is still racism in Mississippi. Actually Tyrone did not misuse city property. Before he became commander of the academy the facility was used for wedding receptions and class reunions. The parents of kids in Jackson praised him for having the parties there because they knew their children would be safe. Even the mayor and at the time chief/sheriff Mcmillan visited parties. Its mighty funny that he demoted Tyrone before the race got started and after the race was over and it was clear that Tyrone didn't break any regulations he was promoted back to his post and later named chief. The real question should be, what has happend to Hinds Co. in the last 20yrs instead of what will happen. Read your own comments you are saying that Hinds Co. is an unsafe place to live, but who is the sheriff now? If crime increasing now what makes you think that it will decrease in the next 4yrs. Mcmillan is out of touch with the citizens of this county. Since he has been elected the city has paid out over $20mil in lawsuits from jail beatings. People come on this man is an very educated black man and because of that no one can hold him down.

Kingfish said...

Here is what Mr. Austin said on Twitter late last night:

"@senraustin Φhi-Νu-lly Perfect
its clear that @kingfish1935 of jackson jambalaya has been paid to slander the name of a young successful businessman. his blog is a joke"


Since you are a friggin idiot, I will spell it out for you. I have not said anything about Young Lewis. All I've done is posted screen shots of what HE has been tweeting just so little punks like you couldn't accuse me of lying, which you are doing now. I didn't say anything, didn't write anything, just posted the screen shots. You got a beef, take it up with the person who made those tweets and then go look up slander, if you are actually smart enough to know what a dictionary is.

Anonymous said...

@Austin
Did Lewis commit purjury while testifying for Melton?

Where did the money go when people were using the building for parties, wedding receptions, etc? Or was it rent free?

J. Kev said...

@Austin--

So, quoting people or screen-capturing a Twitter feeds = racism. Perfect.

Anonymous said...

Hey Austin,
The parents of the kids in Jackson that I know wouldn't let their kids go to a party at the Popo academy, because they would know that their kids wouldn't be safe, period. You're so stupid and blind that the fact that you have to have parties at the academy to be safe because of the worthless crap that infects all of Jackson is laughable. Jackson has become unsafe in the last twenty years because of the demographic shift that has happened in the last twenty years, not because of anything that McMillan has done. So, yo Austin, suck it.

Anonymous said...

So you moved this item back up to the top of JJ for election day. Appears that you've developed a pot-n-kettle case of Gallo-homerism.

Kingfish said...

1. I don't take taxpayer money and

2. I thought it was a damn funny post and as much stuff is going up today, didn't want to see it at numbmer 30 just yet. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Then every media outlet in the state that has ever been the recipient of state ad spending and has ventured to provide its audience with an election recommendation is disqualified per your zealotry. How electorally Puritan.

KaptKangaroo said...

What an amazing use of M-Fer! I am certainly impressed.

And I wholeheartedly understand the celebration and keeping it real with the Remy and Patron shots.

What I cannot figure out is why he wants his pants hemmed. Although I did find humor in the "short joke".

The rest, I have no idea what they are talking about. Maybe I had too many "big ass cups" of coffee this mornin'. Keepin' it real in the Outback!

Peace

Kapt

Anonymous said...

racism is definitely alive in jackson... it has just had a demographic shift.

Boarzombie said...

10:26 Word.

Anonymous said...

Tyrone is clearly a racist. Vote for him and you guarantee that black people come before white people. Isn't that racist? To select based on color? There are plenty of qualified black people to be Sheriff...Tyrone is just not one of them.

Anonymous said...

Amen to that...Tyrone isn't....
My friends in Hinds county said if Tyrone is elected, they are packing up an getting OUT.!!!! You think it's bad now, see what happens if Tyrone is elected...Scary!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If Tyrone is elected the crime problem will expand to an enclude all of Hinds County ,Clinton,Raymond,Byram,and Bolton will be overrun with crime like Jackson...Book IT !!!

Anonymous said...

Just how in the world did we end up in this mess? Tyrone is a joke. And what is worse are the people that voted for him.... to them ANYTHING is better that a white guy huh?

Rebekah said...

What...a douche canoe. We get it...we get it...YOU ARE BLACK! You can stop over dramatizing your slang to prove your ethnicity....Just throw in a couple of "Dawgs" and sing some show tunes and you are right up there with that asshole from American Idol and Wayne Brady.
You are stupid. Those tweets were stupid..Atleast have some damn dignity for your family name since you obviously don't have any for yourself. You want Jackson to take you seriously then act like a normal "educated" human being instead of some degenerate street thug.
And Austin...you are an asshole too.
Whew. Man. Feels good to be back...

KaptKangaroo said...

Woooooooo Hoooooooooo! You are back!!!

Rebekah said...

I know! Ive missed you kk!!!!

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