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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
15 comments:
Time to hedge your portfolio.
I decide? I decided to look at a chart going back to 1950. I then decided that a diversified portfolio will hold up over time. It's dull, but I prefer dull success over exciting failure when it comes to the money I need to live on.
You can't be making investment decisions based on one chart or one asset class.....that is dumb as dirt. Like putting all your money in one stock or bond...ridiculous.
If you don't invest your funds in over 15 to 20 totally different asset classes that are non-correlated, you will never make money. The market will do fine. People allow emotion to get in the way.....they buy high and sell low all the freaking time!! Use math...not emotions!!
It's dull, but I prefer dull success over exciting failure when it comes to the money I need to live on.
Well put.
Buy an ETF like SPXU which trades at 3X the inverse of the S&P. It's a hedge against the downturn. Your stocks go down with the tide, with decline offset buy the increase in the SPXU.
Thank you, Iron Ghost.
I'm not trying to be a smartass, but can you really look at post WWII America success as long term planning for today? (I.E., "looking going back to 1950"?)
I guess I am asking do you see merit in taking that view of markets elsewhere?
Good question, 2:07. I was asking if of myself when I looked back at the S&P 500. Of course I'm nervous right now, like everyone else, but I'm optimistic that we're not revisiting the Dark Ages. We're not isolated from the global economy, and the global economy will be strong as a whole. It's not hard to see what's wrong with capitalism, but there's no better alternative. I laugh when I see journalists quoting someone saying "Marx was right." Sure Marx was right about the problems of capitalism, but he was terribly wrong in thinking he could come up with something better. We're not going to get a stable economy, but that's a good thing. Meanwhile we have a lot of simple pleasures that cost little to nothing.
Not having a stable economy is a 'good thing'? The only simple pleasure I know of that costs little to nothing is standing on the end of a pier with a string and a worm. Can you mention others for the unitiated among us?
TY Burke, I am one of those people who knows enough to be cautious, but is outside of his wheelhouse enough to possible get scared over things that might not be a concern...i.e. the above SPXU rec.
I know very little about those products, so I really have no opinion, but I read about them and think, ok...what if we all just lever up again...(and I'm not impugning leverage or etf's; this is more of an indictment of my laziness in learning about how they work). But 3x leverage that a dipshit like me can get in scares me.
I get your point with the fear mongering, it get old, but it has nearly caused me to flush the dream of retiring on Saba. Ha.
OK, you've got two rapid one-year delcines in the last ten years followed by a more regular slow growth. Both declines are based on specific circumstances.
The 2000 tech bubble burst finally caused all the day-traders to start looking at income generation, not revenue generation, as the basis for valuing stocks. Many companies were extremely overvalued based on price/earnings at that time and a correction was long overdue.
The 2008 housing bubble and mortage backed securities collapse also threw us into a major recession. You had a substantial amount of people flipping houses like the day-traders were flipping stocks back in the late 1990's. Again, stocks were being valued based on both flawed (the mortage backed securites were really junk, not AAA) and incorrect (predicted future growth stalled from the recession).
The current retreat is from the uncertainty surrounding sovereign debts of the United States as well as the European Union. It is too early to tell what is going to happen and if the risks of default are properly priced into asset values.
A lot is going to depend on what Congress does in a couple of months. If a bipartisan plan can be agreed on to increase revenues and decrease spending enough to stabilize our debt levels then I think the market will increase substantially. On the other hand, of partisan bickering grinds the negotiation process to a halt I think you will see a further retreat.
What you decide to do with your investments depends on how likely it is that the United States and/or European governments will continue to spend on borrowed money until the well runs dry and everyone is put in the same situation Greece was but with nobody left to bail anyoune out.
With the dumbasses we have in congress, I put the odds at 50/50.
There is no need for revenue increases. Prove otherwise.
8:31
it's only in retrospect that one can say "why" something happens. It seems obvious now but not so much then. Ten years after the next big bear folks will say, "the fed created a bond bubble trying to stimulate the Econ; and created run away inflation inadvertently". Or something like that.
Burke, how much time do you have? If your looking at a 60 year chart for guidance you better not need any money in the next 60 years. Bear/bull cycles last 14-18 yrs on avg. This bear started in 2000. This could be far from over.
" not isolated from the global economy"?
It's global economic theory nonsense and global economic interdependence rather than a focus on self sufficiency and a loss of focus on INDIVIDUAL ( as in a single person) freedom that IS the problem.
" Too big too fail" ( didn't we call them monopolies once upon a time ? OH, forgot, "diversify" and you aren't a monopoly...snickering about how euphemistic jargon becomes reality )IS part of the problem as it was in the 1300s. So a new "Dark Ages" is hardly a far fetched concern.
The global economic theorists thought if we were all economically interdependent we'd all join hands and sing Kumbaya in a capitalistic, worldwide Utopia. After all, money does buy happiness and is all the matters. Religion, thirst for power,scarcity of resources, greed,ego, pride,anger,insanity play NO role in the human experience...only MONEY.
Thanks for letting us see how all the INDIVIDUALS on the S&P are doing. If I'm to be at the mercy of the new monarchs, it's good to know which ones to back.
And , please, small business owners, please try to understand you are simply knights and as much at the mercy of the princes and kings and the rest of us.
That those who claim to be " conservative" have totally lost the concept of individual freedom appalls me. AND ,if any of you are entertaining the notion of explaining how corporations are owned by individuals, let me ask you how much stock ownership it takes for a single person to have an impact on a corporation? Please give me an example of how you , as a individual shareholder of say, GE, affected GE's policy or had a say in executive bonuses? HMMM? Indeed, how many institutional stock holders own enough stock to impact decision making?
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