Sunday, August 14, 2011

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Anonymous said...

Yep...this is what we created but I hated the judgment. He should have had to write a check to the landlord for his part of the rent. The landlord then still gets to go after desperate dumb girl.
He got off scot free and in the end the landlord is the one really screwed by the entire system including Judge Judy.
By the way, Pell grants are very lucrative for our Junior and Community Colleges who accept students and help them get a Pell Grant knowing full well those students are incapable of completing ANY academic or trade program. Ask the Board to give you a breakdown for the percentage of Pell Grant students still in school during the qualification period to receive funds and then the percentages who graduate, KF. It's the period of eligibility and when the school gets to cut loose the student that's the key.

Anonymous said...

what a dumb fuck. he needs to go to jail. she has proven he has committed fraud. I am curious as to if he has been charged with fraud

Ironghost said...

Someone watched that hag?

Anonymous said...

12:12, you missed she's the conservative darling of the boob tube habitues since Dr. Laura got in trouble?

An Aryan biker chick has to watch something besides soaps until the local bar opens.

Anonymous said...

Lil' Duane has a alot of snot on his shirt sleeve,
... know what I'm say'n

Anonymous said...

The bastard is a thief - he should be emasculated and put on the street where he belongs. So just being 'me' and 'there for her because she was so much older' ... he deserved free rent? Giving his manly 'services' I suppose. Collecting a check for rent from hard working taxpayers. The upcoming austeriry measures will cause upheaval when implemented. Time to stock up on beans and ammo. There will be thugs everywhere.

Anonymous said...

*austerity

Anonymous said...

This guy is typical issue. What REALLY bothers me is that enough people watch this Judge Judy foolishness that she makes $40 MILLION per year for this tripe. Who is more stupid?

Shadowfax said...

If the question was, "Watch this video and post your impression of stupid television programs" I might understand several of the posts. But, I missed that if it was the question. Seems the message here for us breezed right over several flattops.

This guy is indeed 'typical issue'. Typical 'government issue'. We (starting with LBJ) created this class of citizens. And we allow them to continue as a species by encouring the behavior and by ratcheting up the entitlements constantly.

Everybody appearing in this video is ripping me off. But at least the 'jurdge' is 'creating jobs'. Who else would employ that goober renta cop?

Reed said...

Say hello to Mr. and Miss Obama voter. This guy doesn't get it. It's not that he knows he's scamming the system. He really doesn't understand why the Judge is upset. In his mind, it's free money and if he can get some stupid broad to pay his rent, then it's PARTY TIME!

Third year college student can barely speak the English language, has no concept of economics, and wants to be a "musician" (read: rapper). And there are thousands like him.

If only the rich would pay their fair share, nowhatimsayn?

Shadowfax said...

"Thousands" Reed? Did you say "Thousands"?

Anonymous said...

It is "Noamsain"?

Reed said...

Actually, I've heard it pronounced "nosane", which is effectively compressing the sentence "Do you know what I am saying?" into two syllables.

Anonymous said...

Noam Sain is 2 as well.

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