Wednesday, August 10, 2011

An update on our little monitor


Yesterday JJ told you about a "monitor" for the Tyrone Lewis campaign that appeared for several days where votes were counted in the Democratic Primary for Hinds County Sheriff. Well, we can start calling Bob "Too Sweet" Henderson "convict" because that is what he is- a convict.

Mr. "Too Sweet" Henderson has the following convictions:

Three years for possession of cocaine with intent. Pled guilty on 5/26/92. Indictment #92-1-090-00.

Three years for possession of cocaine. Two years was suspended. 3 years probation. Pleaded guilty on 11/21/97. Probation ended in 2002. Was fined $2,000.

One year for receiving stolen property. Sentenced on 12/5/97.

His MDOC ID Number is 98630.

Mr. Henderson has been a frequent visitor to the Hinds County Courthouse during the last week as he sits with the Tyrone Lewis team as they "monitor" the vote-counting process. Too Sweet was also once one of Frank's special kids. Notice how many of the Melton gang have been at the courthouse to "monitor"? This correspondent reported yesterday (with video) Mr. Too Sweet was arrested more than once for cocaine possession, receiving stolen property, and auto theft. His record has been clean this decade but I don't think he was going to be arrested for anything under the Frank Melton regime.

The conviction for receiving stolen property bars Mr. Henderson from voting. Think that stopped him from voting? Of course not. He registered to vote on November 17, 2003 and is registered in precinct #62 and last voted on November 2, 2010. It is unknown if he voted in the election last week.

Gotta love it.



80 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually MS law only prevents felons convicted of murder, rape, bribery, theft, arson, false pretense, perjury, forgery, embezzlement or bigamy from voting.
Common misconception that all felons are prevented. Strange but true.

Anonymous said...

"how sweet it is"...gangsters, convicts, drug dealers, morons and tyrone now run the county...yikes!

Anonymous said...

And Kenny is now "supervising"....did Rod Serling write this?

MS Rebel said...

@ Anon 8:00
In Mississippi the 21 crimes that bar you from voting are:
Armed robbery, arson, bigamy, bribery, carjacking,
embezzlement, extortion, felony bad check, felony
shoplifting, forgery, larceny, murder, obtaining money
or goods under false pretense, perjury, rape, receiving
stolen property, robbery, statutory rape, theft, timber
larceny and unlawful taking of a vehicle.

http://felonvoting.procon.org/sourcefiles/ms_brochure.pdf

Looks like he can't vote to me. 'RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY' is plainly on the list. It was updated in 2005 - get your facts straight.

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Kingfish said...

Obtaining stolen goods under false pretenses is considered to included receiving stolen property.

Anonymous said...

I bet "too sweet's" vote was counted. Too bad the Dems didn't see fit to count a few hundred votes cast in the Sheriff's race by legitimate voters.

By the way, I live in Hinds County and Jackson. I even moved back here from Madison, the city. I want Hinds County to succeed. But good googa mooga, they (Too, the BoS, and Kenny, for example)do make it hard on the peeps that want Hinds County and Jackson to make it.

All of y'all on the sidelines in Madison that are almost pulling for Hinds County to go totally down the sewer need to remember that when the crooks have ravaged Hinds County, they don't have to go far to find you. Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

this seems to be a script for one of those "a menace to the hood while drink yo malt liquor and robbing a pump n go" how can the AD not be involved...

Anonymous said...

You people are really something. Too Sweet has not been in trouble in years, maybe, just maybe people can change but I forgot you people are perfect. The one thing I do know that the true thug just got beat. Bottom line is like it or not Tyrone Lewis will be the next sheriff of Hinds County.

Anonymous said...

10:09, I'm not perfect, but I've never been arrested, and I sure as hell haven't displayed a pattern of criminal behavior. Maybe 2 $weet has rehabbed himself, but the chief law enforcement officer in the county should not be rubbing elbows with this guy.

If Mac was buddying up with a former Klansman, I doubt you'd be dismissing it as someone having "changed".

Anonymous said...

ONCE A THIEF - ALWAYS A THIEF. A liar is a thief and a theif is a liar. TLewis 'I want to be YO sheriff' is a thug and his friends are thugs. Low life scum. McMillin has NOT conceded. There WILL be an ivestigation. This election has been corrupted by dishonest thugs and the joke of an ameba called McInnis. ANY decent person would have insisted on a fair, honest election. Except of course those who have something to hide. Can't wait to see these low-life parasites in jail.

Shadowfax said...

Anon 10:04; I get so damned tired of you ninnies whining about Madisonians pulling for Hinds and Jacktown to 'go down'. Nobody in this state, regardless of zip code, *wants* that for our capital city. We're simply commenting on the fact that it already HAS happened, led by a band of merry thugs but cheered on through denial by a larger band of fools and head-burying sandpile-players.

If the Metro community as a whole (multiple counties and municipalities) saw all out efforts to ID problems and work toward their resolution from within, I doubt you'd see much of the 'outsider commentary' at all. It's bad enough for 'you poeople' to stick your heads in the sand of denial. Please don't expect that others will also do that.

Moving back to Jackson from Madison is an IQ test in itself. To use a real tired phrase here, "Howz that workin' out for ya?"

Anonymous said...

Most law enforcement agencies have policy against officers fraternizing with convicted felons, don't they?

Anonymous said...

10:3am I can only hope and pray that Mac will do the right thing and fight this. I encourage everyone in the hinds co area that support Mac will let him know so, I am. I do not want this Tyrone Lewis running my city. It's a very scary thought.

Anonymous said...

No the LE community doesn't prosecute their own. Atleast not down here in Harrison.

Anonymous said...

i just called the sheriff's office, 601-974-2901. Call and lend him your support and let him know not to give up. His secretary will take your name and number to show support and stand behind Mac at his press conference. If you live in Jackson and are truly concerned with this horrific matter, then you will call. If not then you should not have an opinion on it.

Anonymous said...

And your point is!!! He has changed his life around. have you ever heard the saying people learn from thier
mistakes and better themselves from past issues and who are you to judge!!!

Kingfish said...

Well well well, we have a crybaby whining I won't allow comments that disagree with this post. Well, he thought he was on another website where the cops all start trashing each other and commentors throw out unsupported allegations about other people, including the candidates. You want to make those charges, fine, but back it up and I'm sorry, "trust me" isn't considered such.

Anonymous said...

This is a racist site that can't handle the truth guess I will start my own blog so I can give you people real facts and not redneck propaganda

Kingfish said...

No one is disputing he turned his life around. Maybe he has.

he just should be nowhere around where the votes are counted. It also speaks great about Tyrone he sends the Melton thugs to the courthouse.

Kingfish said...

I'm sure Derrick Johnson called me a racist too when I stopped him from scamming the county for $40,000.

Anonymous said...

If the committee or Sheriff Mac's camp didn't have a problem with it then why do you!!I guess none of this wouldn't have mattered if Mac had won. Sore looser!!!!!!And can you please define Melton Thug?????

Anonymous said...

Kingfish you don't have to apologize I know your a coward of truth and I respect your views I might not agree with them but I'm smart enough to respect your freedom of speech right see that's what real men do they respect each other rather it's demographic , economic or financially difference it's still a matter of respect but you were not raise like that your more like out president a socialist trying to imply we all should except your ways and thoughts well blame it on the good Ivy League Education I got for that good old rebel school Ole Miss and back it up by a master and a HBCU JSU see I had the best of both worlds and I know you can no longer sell propaganda and bureaucracy then you become ineffective see king fish I knew you would not post it because your part of the good boy system and you don't want to here from Mac as why you posted it that's why I gave you names it's true and as officers we know it happen

Anonymous said...

All of y'all on the sidelines in Madison that are almost pulling for Hinds County to go totally down the sewer need to remember that when the crooks have ravaged Hinds County, they don't have to go far to find you.

The contagion theory bullshit artists of Hinds and Jackson tuck tail again and run away from their problems.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous @11:30 a.m.: If you graduated from JSU then would you please turn on your spell check because (and I mean this with all due respect). Your grammar and spelling suck.

Anonymous said...

This is a racist site that can't handle the truth guess I will start my own blog so I can give you people real facts and not redneck propaganda.

Since you can do so for FREE looks like the time has come to put up or shut up Sparky.

Kapt Kangaroo said...

Wow. You stirred a hornets nest or at best a bunch of people who want to throw racial epithets in the face of facts.

Anonymous said...

Don't know about the rest of you but I'm impressed by 11:30 AM. No doubt in my mind now that Lewis has some highly educated folks in his camp. Anyone who is shrewd enough to out Kingfish as an Obama-ilk socialist has us all trumped.

Anonymous said...

11:39
My thoughts exactly. 'expect' or 'accept' ???? I guess it goes to show you that some people can't be educated. Obviously KF hit a nerve telling the truth. Suck it up and face the facts. McMillin WILL contest this election and TLewis will go down. Mac is not one to let a thug control him.

Anonymous said...

If was not texting and driving I would have spell check on the fact of the matter is you get the point #enoughsaid

Anonymous said...

The Sheriff has served notice to all those required by law to examine any and all materials related to the August 2nd Democratic Primary in Hinds County. And the fun begins! Electoral fraud all the way. Maybe we can find out if 2 Sweet voted .... and how many dead people and felons voted.

Anonymous said...

11:57
If you are texting and driving I hope you hit a tree instead of some nice person on the road with you. That statement proved you to be a completely ignorant fool. Get off the road you freak.

Anonymous said...

Let's see, can't write, can't spell and texting while driving. Your post made the inference you're a police officer. JPD no doubt? *Enough said*

Anonymous said...

It WILL go to court. TLewis 'I want to be YO sheriff' will NOT take office until the court tells him he can and no indication of voter fraud is found. MARK MY WORDS. This WILL go to court. Mac will not give up his office to a low life thug. If the scum had won in a fair election, McMillin would bow out gracefully. But TLewis 'I want to be YO sheriff' is corrupt to the bone. I hope the feds come in and prosecute him for perjury during the waiting period. That would be hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"blame it on the good Ivy League Education I got for that good old rebel school Ole Miss and back it up by a master and a HBCU"

So Ole Miss is now part of the Ivy League? Learn something new every day here..

From looking at the rest of that post it looks like there are three schools that should be embarrassed enough to rescind their degree....

Anonymous said...

Where in the world have you people been. Since Mac took office crime has gone up 300% and his budget 100%. You only think he has done a good job because he is white, well news flash he has not done a good job and showed this when he took the chiefs job. Lewis came in behind Mac at JPD and reduced crime and the budget, that was all I needed to see to back him. Look past the fact that Lewis is black. KF I like the way you allow people to say Lewis is a thug without any proof but when someone post the same about Mac you delete it, wonder why.

Anonymous said...

the problem with the increase in crime is not the fault of the sheriff, it is the fault of the community of criminals and the lack of moral fiber contained therein. it is also the fault of people who don't hold their children accountable for their actions, don't instill in their children the need for learning - pushing their children to do their best, instead, they yell and scream about their children not being treated with respect when little johnny or susie pulls a knife or swings a punch on a classmate.

parents have failed their children, children have failed themselves and all these failures have resulted in people thinking they have a right to harm others and to be less than honest.

THAT is the reason for the increase in crime.

Anonymous said...

KINGFISH you are doing an excellent job. THEY want to take over everything kudos to you for not letting them take over this sight! the people in Jackson are throwing a party cause their brother got elected illegally, now they can keep on selling their drugs and killing folks, o wait they had never stopped! Jackson is Terrible cause thugs will be thugs and they will never have hometraining. A big bomb needs to land in the middle of jackson and there would be no problem!

Anonymous said...

Mac is gone and there will not be any court action.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 1:02
Where have YOU been? Crime in the city of Jackson has gone up - but the Sheriff had nothing whatsoever to do with that. The sheriff is responsible for the unincorporated areas of Hinds County. The idiots at JPD are responsible for crime fighting inside the city limits of jackson. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? The Sheriff patrols the COUNTY and the idiots at JPD patrol the CITY. BIG DIFFERENCE. Stop posting if you are so stupid you do not understand how the system works. The sheriff can not patrol the city streets of Jackson and take over the 'territory' of the chief of police. Blame the crime on the thugs at JPD. Got it?

Anonymous said...

@ 2:08

THERE WILL BE COURT ACTION. Wait and see. Not sure who you're talking to but you obviously do not have the right contacts. Stop posting crap you don't know about. There WILL be court aciton.

Anonymous said...

11:30

You need to get a refund on your education, or take some english classes. If poor writing was illegal, you would get a death sentence.

Anonymous said...

First of all 1:02 this shows just what you know. The Sheriff is the chief law enforcement officer in the county. He can patrol ANYWHERE in the county, including the city of Jackson. There will be court action but Mac is wasting his time, this election will not be overturned. Face the fact, Hinds County now has a black sheriff, and this is not a bad thing.

Anonymous said...

@ 3:06 pm
Funny!

Anonymous said...

@ 11:30. Just one word...punctuation.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS SIGHT

Anonymous said...

The sherriff can, and ahould patrol the streets of
jackson. Jackson is in Hinds County and is responsible for over 80% of the tax revenue. Hinds County could not survive without Jackson. Jackson would be much better off without the parisites of the rest of Hinds.

Anonymous said...

Hinds County could not survive without Jackson. Jackson would be much better off without the parisites of the rest of Hinds.

Actually Fido ... Hinds County could survive without Jackson. Jackson is the sinking ship dragging the entire county down to the bottom.

And some folk desperately want you to believe (BECAUSE THE NUMBERS ARE BOGUS) that the ship is headed towards the bottom because downtown Jackustan doesn't have restaurants, apartment dwellers, numerous bars and a debt-ridden convention center and arena.

IT IS ALL BULLSHIT.

Anonymous said...

How clever of you to refer to me as Fido. Did you receive help with that "zinger". Consider that Hinds County is constantly in financial turmoil and short of funds. The citizens of Jackson pay over 80% of Hinds taxes while receiving very few county services. How could Hinds possibly suvive on 20% of their current revenue? Think hard now,

Anonymous said...

I think that Mac should sue, the election should be held again, and Federal Marshals be at each precinct to monitor it. Bet there would be a helluva lot of difference.
Tyrone reminded me of the "Barbara Blackmon" tirade after one of the other elections.

Anonymous said...

Hey ya Fido - got a link for the numbers? The sheriff can patrol Jackson IF the chief of police asks him to. That is why the city of 'jacksuton' has a police force and a chief of police. The sheriff's dept patrols the unincorporated areas of the county. The chief of police handles crime inside the city limits. Read up on protocol before you post stupid remarks. You know nothing.

Anonymous said...

Think hard now, ...

Think hard now Fido that you're a f'ing idiot with ZERO understanding of the metrics nor county finances.

Jackson is the dead weight.

The Truth said...

I knew you would not post the last comment The Truth posted

Anonymous said...

The sheriff does not have to have permission from the chief to do anything in the city. Fact is, if he thinks the police dept. should be shut down he can do that and take over. Do you really think the feds are going to come in if we have another election, not going to happen.

Anonymous said...

6:11

Would that be 'Da Trufh' ?

Anonymous said...

Once again, it appears the lil' interns at JFP spent most of their work day reading and posting to JJ .

Curt Crowley said...

604, you are incorrect. The Sheriff's Office does not need anyone's permission to patrol inside the city limits.

As a practical matter, however, most Sheriffs concentrate on the unincorporated areas of the County.

While the Sheriff does have some accountability for Jackson crime, the majority of the responsibility sits squarely at the feet of the City of Jackson, King Harvey Johnson and the senior citizens he has placed in charge of JPD during his terms in office.

And I write this as someone who thinks Tyrone Lewis could have had a positive impact on JPD, had he been allowed to stay. He certainly inspires more confidence than the 70 year-old PERS double-dipper who occupies the chief's office now.

Anonymous said...

does "the truth" always speak of himself in the third person? my goodness aren't we special!

dude, he doesn't post a bunch of what I send to say either. get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

SEC. 21-21-1. Marshal or chief of police; duties; bond.

The marshal or CHIEF OF POLICE shall be the CHIEF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER OF THE MUNICIPALITY and shall have control and supervision of ALL police officers employed by said MINICIPALITY. The marshal or chief of police shall be an ex officio constable within the boundaries of the municipality, and he shall perform such other duties as shall be required of him by proper ordinance.

Yes, the sheriff is the 'TOP GUN' of the county - he can actually take over the municipality police force if needed. How many times have you seen that? How many times have you seen a Sheriff's dept in Mississippi patrol inside the city limits where a different man is 'in charge'??? Legally he can do that ... but it would cause a lot of drama with the clowns at JPD.

Anonymous said...

Foo tunny.

Anonymous said...

@5:43 - we could survive just fine if we didn't have the sheriff's dept. sucking us dry. the current budget for hinds county s.o. is north of $22mil. How about an ROI on that? their workload hasn't increased (actually gone down) yet their budget is up over 100% since big mac and his boys took over.

Anonymous said...

10:50
Well it just might have something to do with the fact that ALL the Jackson criminals are taken to the Hinds County Jail. We have to house and feed all the effin crooks from your city. The jail would be near empty if not for the thugs out of Jackson. Hmmmmm, wonder how that affects the budget? 100% in 20 years? Oh my - how much has a gallon of gas gone up in 20 years??? Get a grip.

Anonymous said...

You all sound like a bunch of children.

Don't believe everything you think.

Anonymous said...

To 1:00pm regarding 11:30am's idiotic tirade, HBCU is Historically Black Colleges and Universities. 11:30, from what I could decipher, went to Ole Miss for undergrad & JSU for Master's, although his rant sounds like he's never stepped foot in a university. It shouldn't be hard to figure out who he is if anyone cares to. How many JPD officers went to Ole Miss? Or have a Master's from anywhere? In anything? Of course he could be lying. Anyway, what I wanted to post is that Hinds County is done, regardless of how this clusterf*ck plays out. We are past the tipping point. Kenny Stokes just got elected Supervisor, for God's sake. I'd rhetorically ask, "How much worse can things get?", but I'm actually afraid of the answer. Think about it, will things be any better 4 years from now when the next election cycle occurs? 8 years from now? And so on. Get out as soon as you can. I am.

Anonymous said...

This thread is just amazing. The ignorance of facts about downtown Jackson is stunning. The ignorance about white MS politicians and their associations with those who have been convicted of crimes is stunning. Detroit seems to be the only city any of the racists knows exists with Black law enforcement or political leaders even though there are quite a few closer.
Don't any of you read MS history or travel?
Jackson has some serious problems and has suffered poor leadership, quite of few of those poor leaders have been white. Ed Peters is a stunning example and everyone seems to have forgotten that Mac was Chief of Police AND Sheriff and things got WORSE on his watch. In FACT,I'd love for any of you to make a FACTUAL case for MAC being an effective sheriff. Did crime go down in Hinds? What was his arrest/conviction rate? Anyone know?

Anonymous said...

Well then pity the plight of the voting majority in District 5 who decided to take the chance that Stokes couldn't be worse than the piss poor representation they were receiving from George Smith.

Smith's repeated subterfuge to mislead Hinds Countians (as thoroughly and completely documented here @ JJ) while carrying the water for Graham's corruptions -- especially the attempt to shove inferior radios down the throat of the Byram PD -- was the proverbial straw that pushed voters over the edge.

Anonymous said...

Did crime go down in Hinds? What was his arrest/conviction rate? Anyone know?

Obviously by your own admission you do not.

Anonymous said...

Couldn' you just see "Too Sweet" with a badge, gun and a 8 ball paroling the streets in Jackson? Well get use to it cause that's what your going see.

Anonymous said...

8:33
So you are saying that a perjurer/thief will make a better sheriff? You're sick. We could easily say Atlanta, Memphis, etc. Jackuston has been a cesspool for many years. Mac did not have long enough as Chief of Police and Sheriff to do much about anything. A few months doesn't get it. What about those clowns at JPD - what is the crime rate in Jackuston? Wait until we start having flash mobs. Time to buy ammo.

Anonymous said...

I don't get why everyone thinks the sheriff or the police department are responsible for the crime stats going up? They didn't commit the crimes. Criminals committed the crimes. The sheriff and the police are charged with arrests and patrol. They are not responsible with raising children who are given their moral compass from parents (I almost said adults, but we know many children have children and neither know about integrity and such). The law enforcement does not raise the crime percentages, criminals do. However all the Lewis camp people continue to use that as their battle cry. More of the black community wanting everyone else to be responsible for them. Look at the parents on tv night after night bellyaching about their baby getting in trouble at school and they are not happy with the administration or the teachers because their kid screwed up. Get real people. Teach your kids the difference between right and wrong, and about personal responsibility and then maybe the crime stats will go down

Anonymous said...

Teach your kids the difference between right and wrong, and about personal responsibility and then maybe the crime stats will go down.

Ditto

The Truth said...

Wow so the racial overtone continues we see that most of the Mac supporters really don't care to have a black man as Top Law Officer Of The County it could anybody but Tyrone and they would be happy . It's sad because Tyrone is a product of Hinds County Law Enforcement for 25 years he has put his life on the line serving to protect the residents of Hinds County but because of his skin color and because Mac has something to hide then the election is a fraud. Many of you know Mac lost because he took his long standing of ignorance on the back of uneducated black voters for granted, and because you fail to utilize social media and other means to reach the people. I will assure you that is platform for the county we bring a great reduction in crime there will be measure put in place to educate them that can be put back into society and there will punishment for them that are not able to be return to a productive lifestyle in this society. VISA V-vision , I-integrity, S- structure , A - accountability it will be a transparent Sheriff Department something that it's lack over the years wonder if Mac is willing to let the Sheriff Office be audited like he's willing to check the ballots #I'mjustsaying

Kingfish said...

I like Blazing Saddles just fine, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Hey "The Truth" - this your first time trying to write in the English language?

Anonymous said...

McMillin lost because he failed to use social media? ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

The Truth - it has absolutely NOTHING to do with the race of Tyrone 'I want to be YO sheriff' Lewis. Honesty and integrity are the key words. Tyrone 'I want to be YO sheriff' has neither. If you are too stupid to realize a perjurer and thief when you see one - very sad for you. It does not take a rocket scientist (or even a 2nd grade education) to see THE TRUTH when it comes to honesty and integrity. Skin color has nothing to do with it.

I suppose you think it is perfectly normal to send convicts to count votes? Felons voting? I suppose you think it is perfectly normal for a law enforcement officer to surround himself with convicts and felons? What a douche. You are in the same boat as the perjurer/thief.

The fat, pink lady is not going to sing. Electoral fraud is alive and well in Hinds County and we will shine a light on it.

Anonymous said...

Well it is over. Time to sell the house and take my tax dollars to a city that is not racist. Y'all want a black sheriff - fine. If it was a good man, every citizen in Hinds county would welcome him. Tyrone Lewis is low-bred lying scum. Have at it you idiots. We will take our money to another county. Last one to leave, turn the lights out.

Anonymous said...

From the looks of 11:30's post, Ole Miss is now a diploma mill or is that just diversity.....social engineering is so confusing

Anonymous said...

Is anyone here aware of Tyrone Lewis's side-job? He gets paid substantial fees to testify as an expert witness in trials against Jackson businesses on the issue of premises security. His testimony (which is the same in every case) is that Jackson businesses have failed to provide adequate security for their patrons and that nothing less and an armed, off-duty police officer (sometimes 2 or 3) will ensure the safety of the business's patrons. His testimony in this regard does 2 things: (1) drives up the cost of operating a business in Jackson (and eventually drives them out) and (2) shows just how little faith he has in his own force's ability to keep Jackson safe. He does this on the clock, usually in uniform and for a substantial fee. This is the new sheriff? God save Jackson.

Anonymous said...

It will not take Tyrone long to be indicted for perjury or selling drugs or something similar. Or one of his convict buddies might pop his azz. who knows. All I do know is - he won't be there long. Can't wait for that day. I hope he fails and fails miserably. If he runs too many people off it will put the entire Hinds county budget in a BIG squeeze. But he is probably too stupid to realize that. ROFLMAO

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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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