Friday, July 5, 2019

Today's Puzzler

WLBT reported two strong-armed robberies took place this afternoon:

The Jackson Police Department is investigating two strong-arm robberies.

The first happened in the 500 block of Hartfield St. and the other in the 200 block of Meadowbrook Rd. Both robberies took place between 1:15 and 1:50 pm.

During the second robbery a woman was assaulted and taken to the hospital with moderate injuries.

Police are looking for a male suspect that was wearing a white hat, white shirt, short pants and a red and blue slip-on shoe (one shoe left at the scene).

The suspect was driving in an early ‘90s model white Honda Accord. Police have a partial tag number of 388. The car is also missing the hubcaps and has a loud sounding muffler.

If you see this car or have any information, call police.

However, JPD tweeted this bulletin about the robbery:

WLBT's story included a picture of the vehicle. 

Notice any differences?


Anonymous said...

Bolo for a cross-dressing Cinderella driving a 1990's white pumpkin? If the shoe doesn't fit you must acquit.

Anonymous said...

What in the hell is wrong with people?

Anonymous said...

WLBT's story doesn't mention that the suspect is black, as the JPD report states.

Anonymous said...

Nice find KF. Looks like JPD isn't willing to report that the Honda has a "Loud sounding muffler" and "Missing hubcaps". Typical JPD, always leaving out the details when a Japanese car is involved, but you know that if it was a Chevy or Ford they would have reported the vehicular issues.

Anonymous said...

WLBT didn't want to post the race of the perp.

Anonymous said...

The JPD Twitter feed reported the RACE of the suspect.

The WLBT report, interestingly, did not.

Anonymous said...

DAMN! Roaches now coming out in the light of day!!

Anonymous said...

Typical day in Jackson!

Anonymous said...

WLBT. What did perp look like so the rest of us that live close to this can be informed and keep our families safe?

Anonymous said...

A 'loud sounding muffler'. How do a muffler sound loud? The purpose of a muffle is. to. muffle. sound.

What white hat a fedora or Pete Rose type hat with price tag? If it had been a red fedora, you'd find him in Canton.

Anonymous said...

They aren't white but they could be, right? It could happen.

Anonymous said...

The clarion ledger had this no race listed policy one time... it often sounded like this... suspect is believed to be around 5 ft 9 inches in height 175 lbs. Short haircut and around 22 years of age. Hell... that could've been nearly anyone.

Anonymous said...

It doesn’t have to be a black guy. It could be a Mexican possibly!

Anonymous said...

And, the Clarion policy mentioned at 9:04...please tell me what that accomplished.

Anonymous said...

Are these crimes in the Fondren area? Near the police station?

Anonymous said...

If they are too PC to mention race, they could at least say "black hair and brown eyes with a stupid ugly hair style and speaking unintelligable English."

Anonymous said...

Man is his dad gonna be upset with him. Wait...say wat ?

Anonymous said...

Trying to change deeply-held beliefs, simply by manipulating the descriptions of criminal suspects, will never work, as evidenced by the post at 7:44.

Anonymous said...

@8:18, he looks like a guy that would wear red and blue slip-on shoes. You've got to deduce everything else.

Just Sayin' said...

@10:10 AM, maybe describing them as nappy haired porch monkeys would be more appropriate.

Anonymous said...

I've never heard the term 'moderate injuries'. Please explain.

Anonymous said...

That was the whole Gannett organization that had a policy not to name the race of a suspect.

Just sayin' said...

Gannett is destroying the traditional print news media. Gannett owned papers contain mostly USA Today stories, with a sprinkling of locally generatories stories.

Combine Gannett with CNN, MSNBC, NPR, ABC, NBC, CBS, and then you have fake news on steroids, which is fodder for most publicly schooled milennials, progressives, and others who adore such places as Cuba and Venezuela.

Lock and load.

Anonymous said...

Hey 12:46, I think you left out a major contributor to the opinionated garbage that passes for news today.

Just sayin' said...


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