Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Here Comes the Gov....

This dude is going to be your next Governor.  Book it!



20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do I send the check.
Signed, a concerned citizen

Anonymous said...


Dear God,

Please forgive my parents for raising me here. They did the best they could.

Signed,

MS regrets

Cynical Sam said...

He will get a lot of votes from the free shit crowd. He needs to add free "grills," iPhone X, 40s, and wheels, and then he is a shoo-in.

Anonymous said...

will he build a road to dogwood from my neighborhood?

Anonymous said...

one of the greatest things i have ever seen.

Anonymous said...

MAKE TCHULA GREAT AGAIN

Anonymous said...

If you live in a county where you have to cross over and vote democrat in the primary in order to have any say in things (think Hinds), throw a vote to this guy. This would be funnier than the truck driver.

Anonymous said...

Team up with Stokes for Lt. governor. They would be a elected for sure.

The Rent is Too Damn High said...

I can't wait to wobble to the polls to vote for this guy!

Anonymous said...

For a second I thought it was the "Pants on the Ground" guy. I like his moxie, he's got my vote!

Anonymous said...

Actually, if this guy were elected, the image of the state of Mississippi nationally would not change. Might even be better than Tater. (for image)

Anonymous said...

No difference in him and the front runner Democrat, Hood. Give anything and everything, no problem. Following the lead of the Dandy Double Dozen Democratic candidates for President.

Birds of a feather

Anonymous said...

No but seriously, how long until Democrats just start flashing actual dollar amount graphics in their ads as a matter of course? Like "cash back" in used car ads?

My opponent promises free health care and college, but I'm guaranteeing you all that plus a check for (distorted bass voice kicks in) TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.

Anonymous said...

After all that, why just make weed a misdemeanor? Legalize it and put all that rich Delta soil to work growing something that will really sell.

Anonymous said...

I really cannot believe that I just saw such an ad. I’m just a little speechless at the moment.

Anonymous said...

I think those graphics were stolen from Samwell’s “ What what in the butt”

Cynical Sam said...

Tomorrow governor, then U.S. senator. Go Mr. Gregory!

Anonymous said...

Not much worse than Tate’s ads. Certainly more entertaining. Tate’s campaign should have known that the average voter doesn’t really “know” the candidate. The current ads just don’t seem to be very effective. If Waller only had the funds we would have a race.

Anonymous said...

Waller either has mild Parkinson’s or early onset dementia. He isn’t fit.

Anonymous said...

there is no difference between him and any other democrat or republican. ANY one of them that gets elected will just be another puppet. This guy will not accomplish any of the ridiculous sounding bullshit he promises. NOR will any other accomplish any of the great sounding promises he/she makes. ANYONE who believes ANY candidate will do ANYTHING truly positive for Mississippi has his/her head up his/her ass. Look at the facts, forget your brainwashed party loyalty and accept the glaringly obvious truth. Whether you are democrat or republican, liberal or conservative, If you have put any hope in any democrat or republican candidate, then you have been and will ALWAYS be sorely disappointed. BOTH parties and their puppet candidates are conspiring behind the scenes to screw us all. If you refuse to see the truth for what it is, then are just deeply brainwashed and have fallen for the trap that has been set for you by the fake two-party system and that single group behind the scenes that control BOTH parties equally.

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