Monday, July 8, 2019

The Mickey Mouse Fight Club

Check out Disneyland's newest attraction: Fight Club!




* Props to the videographer.  THIS is how you shoot video.  He turned that iphone sideways and proceeded to record some beautiful video.  No black bars on the sides.  This is how you do it.  Under pressure and got it done.  That's what I'm talking about.  'Murica.

* Why the hell did it take so long for security to arrive and why didn't security do anything? Damn, don't tell me the Mississippi State Fair is safer during Midnight Madness than Disneyland.  Think of doing something there and boom!, the cops come out of the woodwork.

 * None of the victims cooperated with Anaheim police.  Lock them up.  All of them.  

* Check out the "security guard" at 3:08 and watch for a few seconds.  Wearing a white hat.


42 comments:

Anonymous said...

U.S. taxpayers in for a long ride paying for the long term medical care for that crew of folks!! Wow.

Anonymous said...

If someone had staged this whole event to rate the security of the amusement park it would be given an F rating. A public park like this is bound to have a few out of control idiots like these each season. Obviously there is no effective security force to protect the public. The guys in the white hats are jokes.

Anonymous said...

A couple of LAPD's finest with night sticks and this would have been resolved very quickly!

Anonymous said...

You reckon they're visiting from Jackson?

Anonymous said...

You reckon they're visiting from Jackson?

It certainly sounds like it.

Anonymous said...

Disney properties are rip-offs.

Anonymous said...

Everytime the dude in red rested up, he hit a woman. Show that video in whatever jail he ends up in and see what happens.

Anonymous said...

Not a single one of the people involved in this video would last 5 minutes in Jackson fighting like that.

Anonymous said...

Big lady in white took a dive. She gone git paid!

Anonymous said...

Who’s the leader of the club it’s great for you and me Mickey Mouse

Anonymous said...

The woman at :30 driving her cart into the fight and climbing off with a SMILE on her face is the star of the show. She flops at 1:20. She should be on Broadway.

Kingfish said...

1:03, you're right.

Bullets would've ended it.

Anonymous said...

https://ktla.com/2019/07/08/caught-on-video-fight-breaks-out-at-disneyland-as-children-watch/

Those some cartoon @$$es!

Change the Flag and Fill the Potholes said...

Sad to hear all the kids crying in the background - in ToonTown no less. It's hard to tell for sure but all the participants seemed to be related - as in one big group? And talk about BIG! Kudos to the dude for finally subduing Prince Charming with a choke-hold. For sure Disney will be using this for future safety training. Would be funny to see the costumed characters whip out a taser during such outbursts.

Anonymous said...

At least they weren't illegal aliens! Yeah, Grandma took a dive. Sad on so many levels. Typical Kamla voter I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Video not viewable on JJ, and requires an account on YouTube. :(

Anonymous said...

@2:03 - Or, just click the link and watch the video on YouTube. No account needed. First time on the Internet?

Anonymous said...

Domestic altercation?

Anonymous said...

When the mall cop arrived, it appears he was zipping up his pants. Go figure why. And someone should have decked the bro in red. There's no mercy for hitting a woman, but no one wants to get involved for fear of being sued.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know an iphone could shoot video that clear!!

On another note, obviously the ticket prices are too damn cheap.

Anonymous said...

I thought the bald guy in white was about to go after the guy in red and then he bitch slaps the woman on the left.

TomTom said...

Big Red has security sho nuff scared lol they ain't getting paid enough to get smacked around by that big ole dude.. lol

Anonymous said...

So much for the Disney World slogan, "The happiest place on earth"

But they can still use the "Where dreams come true" slogan.

Anonymous said...

With a single day ticket peak price of $135, I guess these fine folks just wanted to get their money's worth. Not enough hair extentions flying like they do in Jackson grocery store fights, though

Anonymous said...

It certainly is a stinging rebuke to our society that a significant portion of our population think that it's perfectly okay to have a very public spectacle like this. What's even more bothersome, is that a significant subset of this portion probably wouldn't give a second thought to pulling a gun.

Anonymous said...

The womenfolk in this family come in for some rough handling, for sure - looks like every one of them was laid out at one point or another during the melee. No doubt they behave this way at home, so this a'int no big deal.

Anonymous said...

The guy hitting the women hits like a woman. He might be a little different if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

To give the Disney SWAT team credit, I'll bet they can take down someone sneaking a Marlboro Light quicker than the elite "security" unit in St. Dominic's parking garage.

Anonymous said...

And this is how the children learn domestic violence, and the cycle continues. Low lifes!

Anonymous said...

Isn’t that the same park that had an older gentleman with health issues arrested and taken to jail because he had some CBD pills?

Anonymous said...

Is this not the Law of the Jungle post?

Anonymous said...

Today everyone carries a camera. Now, we can record true debased human nature.

Anonymous said...

They could have saved a thousand bucks and fought it out at home. The whole thing is a disgrace. The morbid obesity alone is pathetic.
One guy looks like he is about to help and then smacks a woman. How do you explain this type behavior to the children that had to witness it?

Anonymous said...

This made it to the USA Today. KF has the sharper video.

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2019/07/08/violent-brawl-breaks-out-disneyland/1674602001/

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ--if nothing else think of how bad you are scarring those children, you filthy animals. So what that life sucked(s). Don't pass it on. Oh, you making them hard? Idiots.

Jackson On Parade said...

Calm down people. This is what happens when you get all torqued after being told you're too damned fat for the Thunder Mountain Ride.

Anonymous said...

Those poor children. The violent, foul-mouthed adults all need to go to jail. The problem is generational and will not get better without getting those kids out of there. One kid wasn't even crying which tells me he's been exposed to this so much that he's desensitized to it. Lord help us.

Anonymous said...

"One kid wasn't even crying which tells me he's been exposed to this so much that he's desensitized to it."

HELL, aren't we all?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they were fighting over a chicken bone.

Anonymous said...

You gotta give some folks credit, they stepped in to help. More than I would have done. My life is too precious to be getting involved in some ratchet mess. If it was a random innocent lady getting beat I might stick my neck out but some regular ratchet hoe doing what she do I'm just gonna step back and let it be every time.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the food assistance program was good to them. Weight Watchers would have been better.

Anonymous said...

Disney really needs a dress code

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