Friday, July 19, 2019

Encore

Some readers got a little offended at the mere sight of Larry David on this website last night.  Here is another clip for their enjoyment.



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

KF is sippin' on the Xmas eggnog in July tonight.

Anonymous said...

Cheryl Hines is hot

Anonymous said...

If I were a Conservative Christisn politician, I would have second thoughts about advertising on this blog. As a Conservative Christian voter, I will have second thoughts about any politician that advertises on this blog.

Anonymous said...

SNL is the devil's work.

Anonymous said...

@8:39 I too am a Christian Conservative and would suggest you "Lighten' up Francis"!

Anonymous said...

Dear 8:39. Pull the stick out of your butt and relax.

Anonymous said...

Then your shit-outa-luck finding a candidate to vote for, 8:39. But don't repeat this in the sanctuary.

Anonymous said...

I don't know Larry David from Adam. But, his voice sounds like Bernie Sanders'
Does he do Bernie on SNL?
Why is he offensive????

Anonymous said...

but you don't have second thoughts about someone who advertises on NBC?

Bill Dees said...

@8:39 AM. Bye, Felicia. Tolerance of others’ opinions is a hallmark of adulthood.

Anonymous said...

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" was one of the best comedy series ever produced. Don't understand why some folks get upset at Larry David's humor. The best episode was when he went to Dodger Stadium with the prostitute so that he could use the car pool lane and get to the game on time. Those episodes with "Leon Black" were great, too.

See you in church on Sunday!

Anonymous said...

Love me some Larry David

Anonymous said...

I am a gay one-legged conservative Latino Buddhist and I like the advertising on here.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:39
I'm a Christian conservative and I love this site. You really should lighten up. Seems you would do a disservice to many if you were yo run for office. I sure hope your just trolling. Your offense is beyond belief... my question is this. Why are you visiting the site anyway?

Rod Knox said...

There have likely been more than 107 billion people on this earth up up to and including today and Revelations says 144,000 will go to heaven. The odds are worse than winning the Publishers Clearing House lottery so why bother to enter.

Anonymous said...

Best show ever. I heard he’s coming back this fall.

StarRider said...

I'm not even religious and I find KF's posting of sermons and sophomoric comedy bits somewhat confusing too. But, viva la difference.

Ron Isley said...

A. If I were a Conservative Christisn [sic] politician, I would have second thoughts about advertising on this blog.

B. As a Conservative Christian voter, I will have second thoughts about any politician that advertises on this blog.


You left out:

C. As a Conservative Christian voter, I unrepentantly sin like hell by reading this blog and can't find the strength to stop.

Anonymous said...

Rod Knocker: Whoever wrote Revelations was unfamiliar with zeroes. Lighten up. That ain't the reason you won't be in that number when the saints go marchin' in.

Rod Knox said...

And apparently the same difficulty with numbers afflicted the authors from Genesis to Revelations 12:05.

But like the daily horoscope that book can be read to compliment or condemn at the whim of the reader. From Joel Osteen to Elmer Gantry there is someone ready to forgive every sin and congratulate every success derived from that sin as long as the offerings keep coming.

Marvel Comics offers a more believable story line.

Anonymous said...

Rod,

1) That's not proper interpretation of Revelation.

2) If you associate Joel Olsteen with Christianity, you aren't paying attention at all (which is good the case of Mr. Prosperity!).

3) I'd be interested to know if you've ever actually tried to study the Bible, in the context of when each part was written (author, culture, political landscape, spiritual landscape of the time, historicity, etc.), and tried to see if any of it makes any sense at all, or if there is no truth to be found. Or do you just summarily dismiss it because you don't understand some of it or find some of it unbelievable?

Do you feel you have the acumen and intelligence to understand everything in the world/universe and that if you don't it must be because it isn't true?

You read like someone who was offended by someone at some point, but you then associate the Bible in the same sentence as Joel Olsteen, who doesn't bother to even try to honor the Bible, which makes me think you aren't really digging in too much.

Rod Knox said...

For the sake of brevity I only mentioned Osteen but obviously he is among a grand crowd of carnival barkers;

https://www.ranker.com/list/list-of-famous-evangelists/reference

I will avoid whatever that crowd promotes.

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