Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Papa Was a Rollling Stone

Someone had a little too much fun last night while partying with the Stones....

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25 comments:

Dancing bear said...

It’s all fun and games until an obnoxious 350 fat drunk falls on your back causing serious injury

Bluebonnet said...

His enthusiasm almost makes up for the shameful lack of rhythm!

Anonymous said...

That idiot shoulda had the $&@% knocked outa him. I got hit in the head years ago with an empty bottle that some thug threw at a concert. If I had known who did it, I would’ve hit him with a baseball bat. Just sit down and watch the damn show!

Anonymous said...

VERY concert I have been too has had some drunk loud redneck asshole or assholes plural either sitting in front of of just behind me, singing, standing, cussing, and spilling their beer. Last one I was at I told the DICKHEAD to either sit the fuck down or I was gonna knock him the fuck out. Concerts need better red jackets to control and eject the loud boorish masses, especially after you pay a mortgage payment for decent seats. That fat fuck rolling down the seats like a bowling ball hopefully is a quad now.

Anonymous said...

Thug

Anonymous said...

There's a nice little civil suit for reckless endangerment, video evidence included....cha-ching.

Anonymous said...

What's Ms. 0:13's @ tho...

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming it was a girl in her late 20's/early 30's that took this since the phrase "I'm dead" is their battle cry of trying to sound young and hip ... only when they know their good years are slipping away fast!!!

Wiseowl said...

Great language 0702, very classless and common.

Anonymous said...

I've always been amazed at people completely wasted at a concert. They pay high prices for their tickets, and then, don't remember anything about the concert.

Someone will have to remind this guy that the Stones are still the world's greatest rock and roll band.

Anonymous said...

Where's Morris Bart?

Anonymous said...

It was funny when Chris Farley did it...

Anonymous said...

That got a good laugh out of me. Happens at every Saints game. Those Yards of Daiquiris they sell for about $14 have a hidden kick to them. It only takes 2 of them to get that result.

Anonymous said...

Alcohol should be prohibited at sports events, stadiums, concerts, airport terminals, and especially airlines.

Oh wait, it's all about the money.

Why do these losers have to get drunk to have fun? Oh, because they are losers.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that there are so many empty seats around him. He wouldn't have had the room to line dance, otherwise.

Anonymous said...

7:02 - I think you're confused. You've just described Vaught-Hemmingway.

Anonymous said...

Some of these comments must be oozing up from some of the most uptight, PL posers or some other uptight holier than though group of washed up phonies whom are afraid to cut loose a little bit because they are socially uptight and afraid of what their other holier than thou, uptight, fake friends are going to say about them at Sunday school coffee hour. Instead of banning alcohol as @11:42 suggested, maybe they should ban you alcohol sneaking, gay hating, Mississippi flag loving ass hats like you from sporting events and concerts. This kind of non-sense series of finger wagging at the poor bastard who’s having a great time and maybe went one or two bourbons over the reminds me of how likely this state will stay in last place on almost every measurable metric (except of course the number of churches per capita). Quit judging others and in the immortal words of Sgt Hulka from Stripes...”lighten up, Francis...”

Anonymous said...

1:07 PM -- Well said, Senator Brad Lott.

Anonymous said...

1:07, thanks for the lecture telling us to 'quit judging others' while you sit there and fingerpoint your judgment. And an erroneous judgment at that.

Many of us can drink our alcohol in appropriate moderation, don't disturb others at public events while we enjoy ourselves and let others enjoy as well, don't wave any flags of any sort - don't give a damn about gays being around us as long as they keep their personal lives to themselves as we try to keep ours, etc.

Yes, one or two bourbons over the top makes him, and your don't give a damn about others attitude, the one that is out of bounds. No, we're not 'uptight' as you accuse in your broad swipe about how we will be viewed tomorrow, or tonight. But we respect the rights of others to enjoy themselves at these events but don't agree that it is their drunk selves who are the only ones there to enjoy the event. I don't want a drunk screaming abusive language around me (and I can do my fair share of foul language myself but in appropriate settings, so I'm not being uptight about that either), don't want the drunk walking or falling on me, or spilling whatever he cannot hold all over me while there.

Enjoy himself - fine. But it is not uptight to expect him to let others enjoy theirselves at the same venue, without it being ruined by someone who cannot hold their extra bourbons.

Anonymous said...

This is why we can't have nice things.

Anonymous said...

He seems nice.......and drunk.

Anonymous said...

Hate to leave anyone out...
@1:28
@7:02
@7:24
All together now ....
“Lighten up Francis!”
We are talking about a rock and roll show in New Orleans with happy middle aged people singing and dancing and carrying on a bit. Not fighting or wearing their trousers too low. So, the goofy dude lost his balance... How about chuckle and consider being amused by the Faustian tumble? If this kind of mild, silly behavior is too much for your collective sensibilities, perhaps you all should stick to watching Guy Hovis perform old standards at the Orchard or maybe even the Oak Ridge Boys tour. Seriously people. No one wants abusive behavior or violence in public places. I’m sure you jokers were bullies, weasel snitches and hall monitors back in grade school. Get back to griping about something relevant like potholes or assaults against our “traditions and heritage”.

Mr. Tangerine Man said...

Ain't a Hollywood stuntman living or dead who coulda done better!

Anonymous said...

4:03 I’m glad he was having a good time up until he lost his balance and possibly hurt some people bigly

Anonymous said...

Notice the crutches at 0:26 - probably re-injured some poor fella, heck they might have been his crutches

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