Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Terrorizing Jackson

Or thugs of the day, fools of the day,  idiots of the day, whatever you want to call it.


 

The pistols are thought to be fake due to the rapid dry firing. Good way for these idiots to get killed. Someone will think this is the real deal and fire upon this crew. However, the rifles are real. JPD is searching for these idiots. Call 355-TIPS if you have any information about these hoodlums.

Kingfish note: Where have we seen the OJR wannabe before? Hmmm.........


Meet Reginald Chaney.  He was allegedly seen earlier this week carjacking a man on North State Street by Beasley Road:


Did I say Chaney is a graduate of the Hinds County Catch & Release program?

Yup. A Jackson Municipal Court Judge set bond at $25,000 for Chaney on March 29, 2019 after he was arrested for aggravated assault. The affidavit said he shot Taron Jenkins at 4901 McWillie Circule.



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don’t worry I’m sure each of their parents have seen this and are punishing these fine children in accordance with the other great parenting principles they have used their entire lives up until this minor transgression.

Hermit King said...

The pistols have to be fake. Most likely Co2 bb guns with working slides. Striker fired pistols will not reset the striker and trigger unless there is blowback from the slide. Double action pistols with a hammer will dry fire repeatedly. I couldnt clearly see a hammer so im suspecting Co2.

Anyway this should be a wake up call to everyone in the metro. The parchman larvae are very well armed.

Anonymous said...

Those braces ain’t cheap. Er body that been to Smart Smile in Madison better check their gun collection. And the staff better check to see if all their brackets are accounted for.

Anonymous said...

Terrorizing the Hood. They will be in your neighborhood soon.
The results LBJ great war on poverty.

Anonymous said...

Where is that idiot Melvin C. Robinson with one of his stupid comments now?

Anonymous said...

Parents? Don't you mean where are the mom's at? I bet everyone in the video either doesn't know who their dad is, or their dad is incarcerated.

Anonymous said...

Whoooooooooooooooooooosh

Anonymous said...

You can thank the Lee Vance administration for putting policies and procedures in place that have allowed this kind of crap to be all too common in Jackson. Unless you want this kind of lawlessness countywide you had better elect someone other than him for Sheriff

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine living a life where you are a totally useless member of a society ? No guidance, no values, no morals and no future...basically worthless. Yet the people who relentlessly keep producing these future felons continue breeding and collecting checks. Democratically controlled inner cities don't have a prayer and the poor, gullible souls you see on the street ducking to avoid being shot(I know it was a practice run) as these losers cruise by are more terrified of a white man getting elected to office than they are being killed by their own ferrell thugs. I, for the life of me, can't see ANY light at the end of this long dark tunnel.

Anonymous said...

So where all the pro-Jackson people at now?!! That tired old argument that Jackson is “safe” is officially dead!! This is deplorable!!!!

Anonymous said...






Think I'll go fill up a few 30 round mags with some 62 grain green tips. Might make me sleep a little better tonight.

Kingfish said...

What policies and procedures? Come on girlfriend, name them.

Anonymous said...

I bet the blunt they were passing was real too. Who was the judge that set $25K bond for shooting somebody? I can't decipher the signature.

Anonymous said...

If you look closely you will see they live in Madison.

Anonymous said...

Ah...policies and procedures like:

Back off and do not engage in hot pursuit.

Do not patrol frequently - Respond and write report.

Do not engage neighborhoods in effort to solicit reporting.

Charge down when possible. Carjack = Joy Ride.

Do not bluelight and approach groups loitering.

Anonymous said...

That is one ugly red-headed S.O.B. But he will be welcomed with 'open arms' at DOC.

Anonymous said...

10:12: Where you see they from Madison? I looked pretty close?

Anonymous said...

Three little words......LOCK AND LOAD!

Anonymous said...

Subhumans!

Anonymous said...

No, they do not stay in Madison. But, the next step in their initiation was to have been robbing a makeup store up there. That step will be delayed by about six months.

Anonymous said...

Try that shit in Madison and their asses would be capped, and that's just by the law abiding citizens.

Anonymous said...

Sad

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