Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Representative and Constable's wives busted for shoplifting spree.

Ridgeland Police issued the following statement and mug shots:



Ms. Miles is the wife of Representative Tom Miles.  Ms. Nutt is the wife of Scott County constable  Richard Prestage. 



25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do these men look for wives, city lockup?

Anonymous said...

Democrats!!!!

Anonymous said...

Glad these thugs are off the street.

Anonymous said...

nice poach from the CL

Kingfish said...

HA! Ridgeland PD sent out a press release and mug shots to all the media. The difference is I post the press releases straight up and call them what they are, press releases. Other media tries to rewrite them and make it look like they did some reporting.

Anonymous said...

Oxycodone in the underwear? I really hope the drug people got a warrant and searched the home....probably find a lot of it there...

or will too many political favors be pulled and this swept under the rug? and then we wonder why we are 50th in everything bad..

Anonymous said...

@ 11:00, I doubt Miles gets any favors. He has no friends and nobody trusts him.

Anonymous said...

We can debate why we're 50th in everything bad, but i will go out on a limb and say that political favors are not unique to Mississippi.

Johnny Weir said...

Country corn porn. It will sweeped under the rug. BTW (By the Way)What TV station did Danielle Avitable go to? Somewhere in Florida?

Messick said...

Stay off that dope, ladies. Bad stuff.

Anonymous said...

He's a Dem but now that this has happened he qualifies as a member of the Party of Faith and Family Values (GOP). Perhaps Governor Bentley in Alabama can give him some tips on handling this with the press.

Farney Bife said...

Possession of a controlled substance is not necessarily a crime. I've got a bottle of Hydrocodone in my vehicle but the label says it's prescribed to me.

I wonder if they made them stand on the scales and opened up their raincoats to find an assortment of pots and pans.

Upon Further Investigation said...

Nutt is Blond (sic) and has a tattoo. Must be a gang member too.

Anonymous said...

How humiliating for their families. Hope they face Mr.Guest.......

Anonymous said...

Farney Bife You have a prescription for a controlled substance, Do you carry them in your underwear?

Anonymous said...

Not quite crime of the century, but then we are dealing with White Democrat Southern Baptists.

Anonymous said...

11:13, Miles is popular enough to have run unopposed in the Democrat primary and beaten his Republican opponent like a rented mule in the general. He may not get the love he wants in Rankin County, but his Scott County reputation was just fine before this happened.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't they use the "Do you know who my husband is" card to get out of jail?

Anonymous said...

Dig a little deeper. Mrs. Miles was arrested twice a few years back in Flowood for false pretense. This isn't her first rodeo.

Farney Bife said...

2:26...Whether or not I carry my prescription in my underwear is the business of nobody but me. If I strap them to my ankle with a rubber band, that doesn't make possession illegal. Got it, Goober?

Anonymous said...

Let me make this clear "I would NOT hit either one of them" carry on.

Anonymous said...

These gals might be somebody in their home towns and counties. They might get some professional courtesy in Flowood but I doubt they get squat in Ridgeland. Its probably going to cost them few dollars.

Anonymous said...

Were they hocking this shit to buy drugs or what?

Anonymous said...

Prolly.

Anonymous said...

Anybody know the latest on this? I noticed the court date was today from the pictures.

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