Thursday, March 3, 2016

Mississippi is on deck

Update: Bill Clinton will be in town this afternoon.

The Presidential race moves to Mississippi next week and Mississippi is actually getting some attention.  For all the gnashing of teeth over protracted nomination fights - elections can be soooo messy - it is nice to actually have a voice in the primary fights.  It's  much better than in elections past when the fight was over after South Carolina.  Here are some updates.

The Trumpster will visit Madison Central High School for a rally next Monday at 7:00 PM.  Click here for tickets.

Ted Cruz will speak at Jones Junior College in Ellisville.

Meanwhile, John Kasich appeared in Jackson Tuesday night:

 although he was begging for applause at his Gulf Coast speech last week:

Meanwhile the folks over at Y'all Politics performed a public service and commissioned a poll on the presidential race in Mississippi. 

Hillary has not yet announced a campaign stop in Misssissippi BUT Morgan Freeman did participate in this campaign video:


Anonymous said...

YallP poll has MAJOR oversampling errors.

Anonymous said...

Women should take this as a warning.

Y'all Hold On said...

Are Alan Lange, Gallo and Tom Head meeting Clinton at the airport?

Anonymous said...

Where will Bill Clinton be?

Anonymous said...

Give me a freaking break 12:07. You'd have to be an idiot to not see that the dynamics weigh heavily in trump's favor in Mississippi republican party. The party is made up primarily of uneducated white rednecks. Heck, Trump's even gonna get more of McDaniel's supporters than Cruz does.

Anonymous said...

Trump - 48%
Cruz - 21%
Rubio - 19%
Kasich - 10%
Other - 2%

Book it.

Anonymous said...

Lets count. Bill is coming today. Cruz is going to the heart of McDaniel territory, JCJC on Monday. Trump is coming Monday. Kasich was here Tuesday - and last week. (Rubio was coming but cancelled to focus his entire effort on FL. which is the 15th.)

Damn good thing the Dilbert didn't get his self-determined change of the primary day to March 1st, something he promised his brother secretaries he would do last fall. His claim was that moving back to the 1st, and being part of 15 state primaries would "help" MS get attention from candidates where we would be ignored by campaigns if we stayed on the 8th. Guess that was about as good a prediction as his first 'voter turnout' numbers when he predicted 27,000 and the actual turnout was almost 500,000.

Our state leaders, legislators, party officials, and campaign strategists all disagreed with Gilbert's analysis and left our primary date where it was. Now Dolbart is trying to get the 2020 date changed during this year's legislative session, still trying to make the same argument which has proven to be a fallacy.

Maybe we could get his highness to just sit in his ego-driven pose shown on your website ad and keep his well calculated opinions to himself. Doesn't need any more of these issues arising, just as he doesn't need any more embaressments from the Supremes in the Garting building.

Anonymous said...

Sex offender alert!

PittPanther said...

Where does the Tea Party officially stand with respect to Trump?

I haven't yet seen McKlaniel or Gov Hillbilly make any statements in support of Trump. Trump is making even the Tea Party look like establishment republicans.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, Yarber will wear a complete "business" suit.

PittifulPanther said...

Tea Party sucks Klan members and everyone's a racist hillbilly who gotta move to Grenada because Madison is crime ridden and great restaurants out the ass in Jackson plus Whole Foods and all you G.O.P. types are racists >click<

O.P. types are racists >click<

O.P. types are racists >click<

O.P. types are racists >click<

etc. ad nauseam.

Anonymous said...

It is AMAZING just how little the Ms Election on March 8th is getting. do we exist ?

Anonymous said...

You are missing the point @12:37. Not disputing that Trump will do well. Only pointing out that the sample itself has serious problems. I'd tell you where to look but you still wouldn't understand.

Anonymous said...

MS RINOs have duped Kasich about his chances here.

Anonymous said...

If Billy shows up at Whole Foods then you'll know he's looking to score.

Anonymous said...

Clinton is speaking at council strokes residence in ward 3.

Anonymous said...

Clinton will be at First Fondren tonight

Anonymous said...

McDaniel missed the boat with Cruz.

His KKK card just got revoked....and Trump and his merry band of haters will take MS by storm.

Trump will be your next president.....

Anonymous said...

Where @ MC High School would they hold a Trump Event? Has to be in the football stadium, there will be 10,000 people who show up.

Anonymous said...

1:50 lots to choose from !

OK, There's The Damned Cactus! said...

Bill was cute on the evening news. All glammed up with his mouth wide open like he was aghast at the sight of something...JSU ball cap tilted sideways on his grey head, price sticker still dangling.

"I don't feel no better NO WAY, No How!"

Anonymous said...

Trump has a lot of moderate and Democrat support according to exit polls. True conservatives are with Cruz.

Anonymous said...

Did ya'll watch the debate tonight? To me it looked like Marco mad a deal with Ted: 'If I get down in the mud and wrestle with Trump and make us both look like fools, will you make me ambassador to France when you get elected?'

Anonymous said...

What s a "true conservative" 7:42? lulz at your parroting of talk radio.

Anonymous said...

Why would anybody want to have Trump as our nominee against Hillary when Trump has contributed to past Hillary campaigns?

Anonymous said...

6:48, that price sticker you saw had nothing to do with the cap. That was the price for Bill. He has always been for sale but that is much closer to the right price.

Anonymous said...

9:15, Trump has contributed to several politicians running for office. Hillary is just one that has taken the bribe. She has been bought and paid for.

Anonymous said...

10:27, who is worse, the briber or the bribee?

Anonymous said...

The bribee is the worse. She was running for an elected office and if successful would have taken an oath. The briber did not take an oath.
Bill didn't have any problem taking an oath then telling a whole load of lies.
Nixon looked like a preacher compared to the Clintons.

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