Monday, March 14, 2016

Meet the Dukes, Jackson's own Murder, Inc.

JPD issued the following press release:

Dukes is none other than the brother of Antwain Dukes.  Antwain is a prime suspect in the murder of Carolyn Temple.  A Hinds County grand jury indicted him for capital murder in her death. He currently awaits trial.  Nice to see that murder runs in the family. 


Soap on a rope said...

With that pretty face, he should be popular in the prison showers

Undertaker said...

Proud momma out there somewhere. Odd that they have the same last name.

Anonymous said...

If you're stupid enough to remain in Jackson, when you have the ability to relocate, you will get no sympathy from me. I view it as the Darwin effect, the stupid and stubborn who refuse to adapt, die.

Anonymous said...

When the progs find out he killed a dog, they'll call for his head.

Anonymous said...

kudos to JPD for catching these vermin...

Anonymous said...

Most of the people left in Jackson are unable and unwilling to make their own living. Their only choice is to take from those who are able and willing to work for a living. Those able and willing to work are leaving Jackson as fast as they are able. More and more the unable and unwilling will be forced to prey on each other.

Anonymous said...

If the same redundant and negative comments didn't show up in every. Single. Post. I'd become worried and think some folks may need a welfare check.

We get it. You hate Jackson.

Anonymous said...

11:04, you can tell from the language it is the same bored individual who takes every single opportunity to bash Jackson. Obviously this person doesn't have a job (or doesn't do the job they have) because they spend every moment waiting for a new post on JJ so they can post the same, tired, anti-Jackson comments ad nauseam. It's become funny.

PittPanther said...

What the heck happened in the Dukes household, that led to the creation of 2 killers?

Anonymous said...

11:51, bingo. You can rest assured that this droning internet warrior has a very interesting social media presence.

Anonymous said...

11:56, what household? Kids were released into the wild as soon as they were able to walk. Grew up on the street.

Anonymous said...

Hell, the "droning internet warrior" is not a warrior, because he or she doesn't have the guts to live in Jackson. What is your life worth if you don't risk it?

Just thinking out loud. What I'm really thinking is how nice it would be if we could filter out posts from mouth-breathers.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget about the other Dukes member. He robbed several businesses in a Spider-Man Mask!

No pasture for me said...

No matter the article on here, some jackass has to turn the thread into a hate Jackson bash. Grow up

Anonymous said...

11:51, some of us have worked and saved long enough to retire. I know that is something that people in Jackson cannot understand. At least the working part.

Anonymous said...

2:24, so you're saying you've actually decided to spend your retirement days sitting and waiting for a chance to pop up on JJ for you to bash Jackson? THAT is how you enjoy spending your time??? That is just sad.

Anonymous said...

"When I retire, my goal is to post ad nauseum comments on a local blog. I've earned it." - No one.

Anonymous said...

Sure going to be easy for Momma Dukes to visit all her boys in one stop. Hinds County should build the new jail on the vacant acreage inside of Ward 3. It will save on transportation costs for all the inmate family members.

Anonymous said...

2:24, when you cannot stand up it limits the things you can do. When the reason you can not stand up is the fault of a Jackson citizen it tends to make a person sort of unhappy with the city.

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of retired folk that would love to leave Jackson but can't because the value of our property has dropped to the point that we can't sell for enough money to move. Our city has allowed crime, rent to own houses and apartments paid for by the government to destroy the values we worked so hard to build. You can't cater to people who don't pay taxes and expect to survive as a city.

Anonymous said...

I was lucky. I saw what was happening to Jackson years ago when you could still find a buyer. Now it is a little late for that.

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