If one wants to know why Jackson is falling apart, look no farther than Ward 5 Jackson City Councilman Charles Tillman and his properties. Mr. Tillman owns 65 properties in Jackson. The pictures posted below show the deplorable state of some of his houses.
These pictures are a perfect example of what is wrong with Jackson leadership. Mr. Tillman has served several terms on the Jackson City Council. However, he vies with the Ward 7 Councilwoman to see who can miss the most meetings. These pictures alone show he is unfit to serve, much less lead, Jackson. Mr. Tillman would not be allowed to get away with this crap in Madison, Ridgeland, Pearl, Brandon, Clinton, or Flowood. He is neither fit to serve nor fit to lead and that, my friends, is the bottom line. Jackson can no longer afford to suffer such leadership.
Sunday, April 30, 2017
The slumlord of the Jackson City Council
Young boy electrocuted
Update: The young boy died.
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Sunday Morning Sermon
Quite a few people probably didn't make it to church this morning thanks to the weather. JJ presents this 1989 sermon from the late Dr. Frank Pollard.
Saturday, April 29, 2017
The booze must flow
Collection of all posts on the Gold Coast.
It is Saturday night and that means JJ is publishing another post on the Gold Coast of Rankin County. This week's edition covers the battle for the soul of Jackson that took place between the bootleggers and "the law". Troops raided the Gold Coast, court dockets filled up, politicians screeched, and yet somehow, the whiskey flowed.
The wannabe's face off.
The Jackson Mayoral candidates had one last debate before Tuesday's Democratic primary. The Clarion-Ledger and League of Women Voters hosted them at the Mississippi College Schools of Law last night. The newspaper's video is posted below. However, headphones might be needed as the audio was not of the highest quality.
Bill Crawford: Controlling the spending kudzu
Friday, April 28, 2017
Canton Clown
The home of a Canton mayoral candidate is in foreclosure right now. This notice was published in the Clarion-Ledger on April 20:
Lumumba leads new poll.
Millsaps College and Chism Strategies issued the following press release and poll.
Auditor: Jackson ends year with a surplus.
The city of Jackson issued the following press release.
She's out of control.
This video is a good lesson in how not to be a cop even though the cop is from Brusly, La. Watch for yourself and judge. The news broadcast video runs for a minute. The "good stuff" starts at 1:00.
MBHS to merge
Mississippi Today reported that Mississippi Baptist Health Systems is merging with its cousin in Memphis:
Chokwe files
Chokwe Lumumba, Jr. filed his campaign finance report last night. Read it and weep.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Arrest warrant issued in ballpark brawl. (Updated)
Update (4/28/2017): Eric Johnson turned himself in this
afternoon and after being processed, he was released on a $1000 cash
bond until his court date of May 9th at 1:30 pm.
The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement:
Who is in jail?
Burglars and violent criminals constitute most of the inmates in the Hinds County detention centers. JJ reviewed a roster of the inmates. Less than twenty percent of the Hinds County inmates were arrested for drug crimes and most of those offenses were trafficking. The statistics remain little changed from three years ago when this website conducted a similar review.
Suspect sought in Madison County car theft.
Crimestoppers issued the following bulletin.
Cecil Brown: Want to fix schools? Fix leadership.
More than 90% of all Mississippi kids attend public schools. That means
that 90% of the state’s workforce, voters, parents, and leaders come
from public schools. More than 60,000 teachers and support staff work in
Mississippi’s public schools, and Mississippi state government spends
more than $2 billion a year on public education. In addition, local
taxpayers spend untold millions more. Is it any wonder that the subject
of public education is always at the forefront for most Mississippians?
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Hinds deputy sues R. Kelly for alienation of affection, claims he gave wife STD.
Hinds County resident Kenny Bryant sued recording artist R. Kelly for alienation of affection in Hinds County Circuit Court on April 21. The case is assigned to Circuit Judge Jeff Weill. Mr. Kelly sang hits such as I Believe I Can Fly and If I Can Turn Back Time. He has sold over 40 million records in his career. The complaint is rather salacious in nature as it accuses Mr. Kelly of giving his wife chlymedia and having a sexual relationship with his wife that began a few months after they were married and continued for several years.
AP: PERS has problems.
Collection of all posts on PERS.
Well, well, well. It seems the local media finally deemed PERS worthy of its notice. Of course, the AP's Jeff Amy didn't do any real reporting but instead regurgitated a report spoonfed to him by a think tank but progress is progress.
State wants to tax B2B rentals
The Taxman, otherwise known as the Mississippi Department of Revenue, wants to tax the short-term renting of homes and apartments. DOR filed a notice of a proposed amendment to an existing rule with the Secretary of State on March 24. A hearing will be held today at the department's Clinton office at 3:30. The proposed amendment redefines a hotel or motel to include single-family dwellings:
Rick Cleveland: The Draft is upon us.
The 2017 NFL Draft begins Thursday, and there is really only one sure thing. That is, mistakes will be made.
It happens every year.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Time to show you the money
The campaign finance reports for the Jackson Mayoral candidates was due at the close of business today. All major candidates except Chokwe Lumumba, Jr. filed a campaign finance report. However, a new PAC, Democracy for America, was formed for the express purpose of helping Mr. Lumumba. It raised and donated all of $1,000 to his campaign. Here are the reports.
Meet the new expert on Jackson: Vice
Vice magazine published a rather interesting version of the reign of Mayor Chokwe Lumumba, Sr. - from the viewpoint of the Malcolm X Grassroots Movement. JJ posted some excerpts of the April 2016 article below along with some color commentary from yours truly.
Mayfield's widow wants answers from attorney
The widow of Mark Mayfield wants to ask a Madison County attorney some questions concerning his involvement in the Rose Cochran "nursing home scandal" that took place in the 2014 Senate race. Robin Mayfield filed a complaint for discovery against Richard Wilbourn in Madison County Chancery Court on January 18, 2017. Mr. Mayfield committed suicide after he was arrested for allegedly participating in a plot to use pictures of a vegetative Rose Cochran in a campaign video attacking Senator Thad Cochran. Earlier post on arrest.
30 for 20
Madison-Rankin District Attorney Michael Guest issued the following statement.
Monday, April 24, 2017
Showing you the money
Campaign finance reports for the Jackson municipal elections are due tomorrow. The last deadline for these reports was January 31, 2017. Candidates Mayor Tony Yarber and Robert Graham submitted their January reports. A PAC for Chokwe Lumumba, Jr. submitted one. John Horhn submitted one to the Secretary of State for his State Senator campaign finance account. The reports are posted below. Enjoy.
Zebert paroled
The Mississippi Parole Board voted to grant parole to convicted embezzler and disbarred attorney Jason Zebert. Zebert was released on February 19, 2016.
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Ballpark brawl (Updated)
It appears a fight broke out at the baseball park in Ridgeland Friday night. The video below shows two men being separated by a crowd of bystanders by the concession stand.
Open thread on the Mayor's race
We are going into the home stretch of the Mayor's race. We will be covering it from now until the final ballots are cast. Consider this post to be an open thread for your to comment on the election. Fire away.
Click Here to Read More..Former football coach sues JSU.
Former Jackson State University Coach Harold Jackson sued his former employer in Hinds County Circuit Court Wednesday for employment discrimination. Mr. Jackson claimed JSU discriminated against him and breached his contract when it fired him for having a losing record of 6-11 in 2015. The school hired him in 2014 after firing Coach Rick Comegy. The school paid him a salary of $260,000 -a $60,000 increase over Coach Comegy's salary.
Understanding the Crucifixion & Resurrection
If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy this 1987 sermon given by the late Dr. Frank Pollard at First Baptist Church.
Saturday, April 22, 2017
HBO releases GOT pics
HBO released several photos of the upcoming season of Game of Thrones:
Acid attacks, shootings, burnings were typical events on the Gold Coast of Rankin County.
Collection of all posts covering the Gold Coast of Rankin County.
1940 was a typical year on the Gold Coast of Rankin County: Bootleggin', whiskey, shootings, and good ole fashioned hell-raisin'. Jackson City Limits and The Dock had nothing on this place. Someone even thought it would be groovy to drop some acid on the Sheriff. Posted below is a collection of 1940 articles from the Clarion-Ledger covering the Gold Coast. Enjoy.
Bill Crawford: Rhetoric v. Reality
Lt. Gov. Tate Reeves and House Speaker Philip Gunn are touting their great success this year in holding down the cost of government.
Friday, April 21, 2017
Rankin redneck shoots up hospital.
An East Jackson man was mighty upset as he shot up an operating room at a local hospital. 28 year-old William Dewitt got drunk, went to the Owl's Nest in East Jackson, and cut a man who worked at the infamous nightclub. The slicing and dicing of the black man did not satisfy Dewitt's rage so Dewitt commandeered a taxi and chased the victim to the hospital. He entered the operating room and shot at a nurse who attempted to warn the rest of the staff. a Dewitt is white. Thankfully, only the walls suffered the fury of his bullets as the gunshot victim hurled himself at the hoodlum and caused a shot that was aimed at the nurse's abdomen to miss. Dewitt was arrested. The newspaper article is posted below.
The Meditations of Rudolphus Warnockus.
Public utilities are supposed to be boring. VERY boring. However, we are talking about Canton and there is nothing staid or quiet about Canton. The Blackmons and Warnocks* are fighting over the control of Canton Municipal Utilities in a way that brings to mind the old feud between the Junkyard Dog and the Fabulous Freebirds. The two sides are slugging it out in federal court right now after CMU fired Rudy Warnock as its engineer after the Blackmons took control of the board of CMU.
However, 69 pages of the text messages of Rudy Warnock were attached to the minutes of the December 22, 2016 meeting of the board of Canton Municipal Utilities before he was fired. The text messages give one a view of what is going on behind the scenes as threats as all kinds of drama takes place, including threatening to have a reporter beat up.
I-20 closed for repairs next weekend
The city of Jackson issued the following statement.
Vann Leonard paroled.
An old friend of JJ received a get out of jail free card although he is still a jailbird. The Mississippi Parole Board granted parole to disgraced attorney Vann Leonard last year. He embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from clients several years ago. However, his crimes are considered to be "non-violent" and thus he qualifies for parole after serving 25% of his sentence.
Thursday, April 20, 2017
And the "bombshell" drops
JJ is very suspect of so-called bombshells that suddenly appear right before a big election. It is no secret Kimberly Bracey is suing Jackson Mayor Tony Yarber for sexual harassment. JJ broke the original story about the lawsuit last year. Speculation ran rampant during the last few weeks that something would be filed right before the election and guess what? Something was. JJ was not going to report this new development in the lawsuit until May 3. However, the news media is covering it and the Mayor issued a statement so here is the coverage.
Jackson tried to "regionalize" wastewater treatment.
The city of Jackson proposed forming a regional treatment authority with the West Rankin Utility Authority for the operation of its wastewater treatment plant on March 13. Unfortunately for Jackson, West Rankin rejected the proposal. JJ obtained a copy of the proposal and posted it below.
Welcome to Auburn
Auburn finally did something right. Some Antifa protestors showed up to go all Berkely at a Richard Spencer speech. Some of them apparently forget that the anti-Klan laws applied to them while they protested the Klan. Irony. Watch for yourself. These cops didn't play- unlike those in Berkeley who played while protestors were beaten.
Sentencing reform bill has its own disparities.
Governor Phil Bryant vetoed a so-called "criminal justice reform" bill. The do-gooders patted themselves on the back as they crowed about how they were going to bring some true justice to the criminal justice system in Mississippi. However, HB #1033 takes aim at communities that try to protect their families from crime in the name of a "disparate sentencing" study.
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Kayak launches added to Rez
The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District issued the following statement.
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Plot to kill the Queen?
No, we are not talking about Kenneth Stokes but a member of the CMU board. One Rudolphus Magnus Warnock is engaged in a court fight with Canton Municipal Utilities. An affidavit was prepared on his behalf but it has not yet been submitted to the court. The affidavit charges that one Cleveland Anderson offered to have Madison Mayor Mary Hawkins Butler and Madison County Journal reporter Michael Simmons whacked for $10,000 each. It is not known if the alderman planned to finance the whacking with CMU bonds.
Y'all Business site freshened up.
Mississippi Secretary of State Ribbit Hosemann issued the following press release.
Jackson lawyer accused of embezzling from client
A lawsuit accuses a Jackson lawyer of embezzling $40,720 from his clients in a wrongful death lawsuit. A Covington County family sued attorney Ramal Cotton in Hinds County Chancery Court on September 14, 2016. Mr. Cotton sits on the boards of the Voice of Cavalry Ministries and the Downtown Jackson Neighborhood Association. The plaintiffs are currently trying to throw him in jail.
Rick Cleveland: Early signing is here.
The NCAA announced last week that college football recruits will now have a chance to sign a scholarship in December rather than wait until the first Wednesday in February, the traditional national signing day.
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
75 Years!!!
It's been 75 years since America showed what it is really made of during one of it's darkest hours. It was 1942. The Japs kicked our ass at Pearl Harbor and then proceeded to run roughshod over the Pacific. Lieutenant Colonel Doolittle came up with the idea to attack Japan with B-25's launched from the deck of an aircraft carrier. A suicide mission that might actually be crazy enough to work. The rest is history. The Japs couldn't believe that we dared to bomb their homeland. It boosted morale at home and showed the Japs there was going to be a fight after all. It nudged them into attacking Midway and the rest is history, as they say. What is often forgotten is the brutality suffered by the captured pilots and those who helped the others escape in China.
Ridgeland PD seeks identity thief.
The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following video, pictures, and statement.
Warden threw a party in the county jail....
Meet Battlefield Dubb and his boyz. Dubb is having a good ole time at the Hinds County Detention Center in Raymond jammin' to WJMI and starring in live Facebook videos. Check out this pic:
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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