Sunday, June 6, 2021

Ouch!

 A Tampa sportscaster slammed the Florida Gators: 


Which brings to mind this old clip. 

 

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

He’s not lying. Anyway, O’Sullivan or Bianco will be the new coach of the LSU Tigers. Mark it down.

Kingfish said...

Won't be Bianco.

Anonymous said...

You'd have to be half damned crazy to suggest Bianco would be hired at LSU. As if the current FOO-BAW coach isn't bad enough. How many magic zippers does that school need anyway?

Anonymous said...

KF, I agree with you about Bianco, and I'm an LSU alum. Bianco has developed a great program at Ole Miss and will stay there.

Anonymous said...

They don’t want Sully. Nobody wants self-centered coach anymore.

Anonymous said...

O’Sullivan is a clown. His team got beat down and he acted like an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Bianco is absolutely being considered. The reporters who follow OM and LSU have been reporting that for two days. Whether it makes sense or not....it’s for real.

Anonymous said...

5:04 - then why wouldn't LSU want O'Sullivan. You described the perfect candidate: a clown, whose team got beat down, and he acts like an idiot. Should be a good match for their football coach!

Anonymous said...

If the Tigers want Bianco they will get him, who want to double their salary, play in better facilities and have double the budget. I am not saying they want him,

Anonymous said...

KF, you can deny the Bianco all you want - but he was a player for the famous (infamous) Skip. And a disciple of Skip. He hasn't been able to pull it off for the University up North (yes, I am a disciple of THE university of Mississippi, but that's not in play here.)

Bianco is a good coach. Hasn't been able to pull the final strings at Swazye but he has done a great job with what he has to deal with. And - LSUcks baseball has gone down tremendously lately. Still a great program, just like MSU was a great program but under Ron's second term didn't meet expectations.

Two of the greatest coaches in SEC history, both who built the concept of baseball being an important part of SEC athletics. And Bianco came in following them and moved TSUN into the mix. OMAHA will be in place again, but its not Bianco's fault. If you moved him to LSUCKS, he cold very well move them back into contention again - he's got the ability.

Kingfish said...

Ole Miss has better facilities right now for starters. Bianco has only gone to Omaha once. LSU has gone down? It did win a title under PM and made it to champeenship game in 2017. PM went to Omaha five times. Not a bad comedown from Skip.

Bim-bam-flim-flam said...

Uh oh, the Mustard Buzzards put a kink in the Oxford Regional Sunday night!

Kingfish said...

Tigers beat the Ducks in a gutsy performance. As for Dugas, that was a friggin in the park home run, not a triple and an error.

Anonymous said...

@12:30. I was in Oxford Saturday pulling for Southern Miss against SE Missouri State. Four seats to my left sat a middle-aged couple decked out in red and blue Ole Miss garb. For every strike and out against USM, the guy stood and clapped as if he were SEMO alum of the year. Of course, the score was 21-0 a the end of the day, but Super Reb left in discussed long before the rain delay.

OK, he bought a ticket and can pull for whomever he wants. But a Mississippi guy who probably didn't even know where SEMO was to aggressively pull against USM at the time in the Regionals made no sense.

Perhaps Super Reb feared the truth: Ole Miss would lose to a better (last night) USM team. Losing to Southern Miss in anything is a Reb's worst nightmare. We will see what happens tonight.

Having some common sense, I resisted as the Ole Miss guy left to say, "I am sorry your team (SEMO) is losing."

By the way, Ole Miss at least can be proud of one thing: The Coke guy got at least five minutes of national exposure. The Coke guy did a lot for the Ole Miss brand last night, but probably not as much as the Hotty Totty Potty which the ESPN folks probably viewed as a major campus landmark.

Anonymous said...

Sent home, at home, FABOOM!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bianco is a good coach he just can't get it done at Ole Miss. The past few years he has had great talent but cant seem to get out of regional play often. He may or may not be able to do it at LSU but don't act like there hasnt b een a coach one fan base wants to fire(Ole Miss) and the coach gets hired at another(LSU) and rights the ship and does better. This is a perfect WAOM moment. Or hell, maybe the can hire Cannazarrio as head coach and continue down the same path.

Anonymous said...

State fans love Bianco. That should tell you something.

Anonymous said...

Go USF Bulls.


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