Wednesday, June 30, 2021

"Y'all B******ng in Jackson, You Fixin' to Die"

 Somebody isn't  playing around in Jacktown. 


40 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's exactly what it's going to take to straighten out this God-forsaken place.

Anonymous said...

At least the guy recording the scene wasn’t having his work commute disrupted. He doesn’t sound like the employable type.

Anonymous said...

This is a product of the Jackson school system.

Anonymous said...

Colorful commentary, must be a product of the prestigious JPS system.

@9:44 I wholeheartedly agree with your comment

Anonymous said...

The budding on scene reporter recording this video should apply for work with one of the local activist news stations. The FBI doing JPD's job will not stop Jackson from it's deep dive into the pit. It's simply to late.....the ship has sailed.

Anonymous said...

He needs an interpreter.

Anonymous said...

I reckon they're looking for Demario's sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

Jackson's problem is the guy doing the recording. It is educating people to be idiots rather than decent employable people.

Anonymous said...

That’s MBN, not the Feds.

Anonymous said...

Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Mayor of Jackson, Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

It fittin' ta get REAL in Jacktown!

Plain ol' Catfish said...

I reckon they're looking for Demario's sorry ass.

Yeah, he is a piss ant. I would turn a blind eye to any "police brutality" they throw his way.

Anonymous said...

Clearly the cops turned their backs to the problem.

Anonymous said...

Interesting when Kingfish posts an old Clarion Ledger, he feels the needs to give a warning about the “racist” caricatures portrayed in the old pages but doesn’t feel the need to do the same when he posts Black Social Media.

This commentator sounds just like “My Mammy’s Philosophy” just with more expletives.

Daniel Webster said...

The gentleman doing the commentary certainly has an extensive vocabulary. It's always encouraging to see what one can accomplish with the right effort.

Anonymous said...

It was my thought the FBI should be investigating Lumumba for all the sweet heart deals he seems to be making with "friends" rather than trying to catch a few street criminals, the criminals may be in city hall rather than in the hood.

Anonymous said...

I need an interpreter.

Anonymous said...

It definitely takes an Iraq War Vet to work law enforcement in Jackson. The main difference between Fallujah and Jackson (besides the IEDs) is that the US Taxpayer paid to install working water and sewer utilities in Fallujah.

Anonymous said...

I count 400 murders since Little Lumumba took office. That’s about how many have died of COVID in hinds county.

Anonymous said...

Does the no-chase policy apply to all law enforcement operating in Jackson, or just JPD? As long as that policy is in place, I consider all other efforts to be nothing more than a show.

Anonymous said...

Gentrification. The only hope for Soul City short of receivership.

Anonymous said...

@11:38AM, Gentrification??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Do you really think Democrats will get tough enough on crime for gentrification to occur?

Years ago an article (think in the Clarion Liar but can’t remember for sure) was written about how well the Democrats were doing running the city of Atlanta; so much so the Democrats were becoming worried that too many Republicans were moving from the burbs back into the city.

You know what good hard working law abiding citizens do when they live in a city don’t you? They vote.

And now you know the rest of the story (so don’t be thinking no silly thoughts about Jacktown being gentrified!).

Anonymous said...

Was it just the child in the car ?

Anonymous said...

10:38….you’d be wrong. That’s FBI SWAT.

Anonymous said...

11:23 am:
COVID cases in Hinds County
20,938
+26

COVID Deaths in Hinds County: 424

Pretty spot on, 11:23 am

The Beaver said...

Where is Barbara Billingsley when you need here.....she speaks jive.

Anonymous said...

We need those employed as professional “journalists” to hunt this bozo down and ask him exactly how many of 2021 murders in Jackson were at the hands of police of any kind.

What a perfect example of community cultivating the problem while being blind to the actual problem.

Ay chihuahua!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing but a blank space on my screen. Could someone at least say what this is, enough for us to google it on our own?

Anonymous said...

@ 12:08 PM

That's not how gentrification works.

Gentrification could give a rats tail on who is currently residing anywhere at any time.

It's about coming in cheap, rehabilitating, property values skyrocket, removing people that can't afford the property taxes. The rest is history.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:12 Laid my man to bone....shhiiittt.

Anonymous said...

1:53 You're obviously the only one out of the 28 commenters who couldn't view the video. Please don't be ignorant.

Anonymous said...

@1:53, your privacy filter is blocking the Facebook video.
It is an expletive laden video commentary of a vertical video recording of two FBI Rapid Interdiction Teams ordering an African American female, at gunpoint, to walk backward toward them. This all took place at am intersection of two streets, in broad daylight, in Jackson.

He said MF, the B word, and the N word over 20 times.

Anonymous said...

"10:38….you’d be wrong. That’s FBI SWAT." Negative, that is MDWFP. Got caught without a fishing license and too many rods. MDWFP don't play.

Anonymous said...

12:41 I’d be right. That’s MBN all day.

Anonymous said...

Why is he yelling on the phone? I know old people do this not realizing a microphone is in use, hence no need to raise your voice. This man is screaming like he is talking to his neighbor a block down the sKreet. Oh, and word to your mother homie. Peace Out.

Anonymous said...

@2:23 PM, let me guess; that’s what somebody taught you isn’t it?

Now, open your mind and learn what gentrification does give a “rats tail” about: CRIME!

And also learn what Democrats like ole Chokwe do give a “rats tail” about: CONTROL!

Now, if ole Chokwe and those leftist judges that keep this revolving door (Catch & Release! Squawk! as KF puts it) system going were to reverse course and get tough on crime, then, and only then “will the character of the poor Jackson areas be changed by wealthier people moving in, improving housing, and attracting new businesses.”

But, I’m betting the Democrat playbook of high crime in the cities they control ain’t changing any time soon; otherwise, Democrats lose control.


P.S. @2:23 PM, I’m guessing you are young. If so, I appreciate your enthusiasm. I had the same dreams for Jackson when Buster Baily was glassing up those beautiful the Security Center buildings in downtown Jackson. But, Kane Ditto brought in a leftist Police Chief (from Washington DC if I remember correctly), and Jackson has been going downhill ever since.

Bogeyman said...

Every few months, the US attorney sends down a squad of FBI agents to arrest the uber-criminals that Jtown cops can't handle

Anonymous said...

I’m not sure who the commentator is but I want to hear him call the next Saints game. Awesome!

Anonymous said...

Where is the video?

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 2:37!!! Seems I'm being protected from Facebook, by my privacy filter. Knowing what I do about their terms of service, that's a good thing. Thanks for the summary of what I missed!


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