Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Good Job, Jackson.

 A good part of Northeast Jackson did not get its garbage picked up yesterday.  Social media is ablaze with people in Leftover, Eastover, and other subdivisions who did not receive garbage services.  Garbage cans lined the streets of my own neighborhood when the sky darkened last night but Waste Management picked up the garbage this morning.  Expect some delays today. 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Got to give to the guys in Ridgeland. They run their routes when the Post Office cringes.

Anonymous said...

I respect the hell out of these people. They do an extremely hard job for 8 hours straight every day. We all need to do a better job tipping them including myself.

Anonymous said...

Wasteover-

Anonymous said...

Waste Management is not run by Jackson. Frankly, I'm no fan of WM. They pull all of sorts of schemery to get municipal contracts. Ask Clinton or Hinds County. This is not just a Jackson thing. I would not trust them any further than I could throw a trash can.

Justice for Trash said...

KF, trash is one day late and you’re throwing a fit? Considering the city’s track record on every other public service (I.e. roads, water, sewer, security, etc.) you should just be glad it’s not a week late. If it’s that big a deal you should just pile it up and burn it like we did in Iraq.

Anonymous said...

Lumumba ordered a halt to picking up White Trash.

Kingfish said...

Just another note on how things don't work is all.

Anonymous said...

@11:13 If that's your benchmark for "throwing a fit". You must have been snowflaking all over Iraq

Anonymous said...

Man the haters on here have hit a new low. So, Waste Management is one day late in picking up Eastover residents trash, and that’s newsworthy? Something tells me they’ll survive.

Mayor Lumumba will be re-elected today in another landslide and continue to do an excellent job of running our City.

Anonymous said...

My trash was picked up and I live in NEJax. And they also picked up on Memorial Day.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if 12:08 posted that with a straight face. That's good comedy!

Anonymous said...

@1128--now that's just plain funny
@1208--you misspelled "ruining"

Anonymous said...

I guess people will complain about anything... They got to you!!! I use to stay in Jackson -- born and raised; yes it does have it's problems but it is still home with good hometown people. One thing you cant find in other cities it good people who work hard everyday to provide for their families. Jackson taught me about friends and family... and that the garbage man could even be your neighbor, friend, or family. Be patience... If you dislike it then move away, but I can guarantee that you will not find people like the people in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

12:08 into the ground, you left off into the ground. You'll do better next time.

Anonymous said...

Trash getting picked up one day late is normal life pretty much everywhere. This is petty.

Anonymous said...

1st World Problems.

Anonymous said...

The "old" Jackson money complaining but does nothing for the city. Hardly newsworthy.

Anonymous said...

It’s because of all of the rain. Wet trash is heavier and takes up more space, meaning the trucks have to make more trips to the dump, meaning the routes take longer to complete. Not everything is due to incompetence.

Anonymous said...

“Newsworthy” indicates that this blog is news.

Hint: it isn’t.



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