Jackson Jambalaya

Why does this make me feel good inside? Not a vengeful feeling but a warm and fuzzy one. Strange!

I always root for the bulls! What a cruel sport. I would love to see those matadors shackled to the arena walls, so that El Toro could get a good running start and ram his horns right up Senor's ass.

Same fate (good bloody butt-goring) should (and often does) befall those fools who run down the Pamplona streets ahead of bulls. While this isn't exactly a cruel sport, it is a really, really stupid one, and stupid people deserve to have a new one ripped!

to 8;19am ... why dont you spend your time criticizing illegal dogfighting which has become the unofficial state sport in mississippi. bullfighting in spain, portugal and mexico has been part of their culture and has legally existed for 100s of years. maybe you should read DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON by hemingway . you might come to understand what its all about. theres more to the world than you little snowflake existence in the fondern district

Several years ago I went on a vacation to Spain. I went into a restaurant to get some lunch one day, and couldn't decide what I wanted off the menu. I looked over a few tables and saw this guy with these 2 meaty looking balls on his plate. Each ball was about the size of a softball. They looked delicious and the guy was obviously enjoying them. So when the waiter came over I said "I'll have what that guy is having". The waiter politely explained that they had a bullfight nearby every morning, and that the bull's testicles were freshly prepared for lunch each day. He said that guy was eating the testicles from that morning's kill, so there was only 2 testicles per day. But he told me could reserve me the next day's kill.

The next day I went in excited and ready to feast. The waiter remembered me and proudly brought me the plate. On the plate were 2 marble sized meaty looking balls. I said "what the heck is this? This won't even make a meal." The waiter replied, "Sir, the bull does not always lose."

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2015/02/17/ole-miss-student-gored/23542391/

And remember folks, it's hard to run from a bull wearing pink pants, a navy blazer, and penny loafers. Especially when your hair from your super-sweep haircut is getting in your eyes.

What? No one comments on the cartoon? That was my favorite part and when kids were watching these instead of video games, there were no school shootings.

Buenos dias, genius at 11:50! Couple of things: 1) I'd love those toros to do a little public-service butt-goring to those dogfighters, as well, but that's not what this thread is about. We'll save our imaginary anus-annihilation for those scum for another day, shall we? 2) Of course I have read everything Hemingway has ever written, doofus, and I find it quite easy to reconcile my admiration for his prose with my loathing of bull-baiting (oh, yeah, I hate cock-fighting, too, you know, being the little snowflake I am!:) and 3)"...has been a part of their culture, and has legally existed for [hundreds] of years?" Why, then, I stand humbled and corrected! But...er...you could have said the same thing about the institution of slavery, before a few snowflakes decided that that particular "legally existing" part of our "culture" should be outlawed.

And 12:04, thanks for the laugh! Good one. Maybe you will be lucky enough to dine on a tiny cocktail portion of *cojones* in future...those of 11:50? Awwww, y'all, can't we just get along?

Louis LeFleur, might be causation vs. correlation, but yes, you do have a point. Those lil' snowflakes in what 11:50 dubs "fondern" (*sic*, bless his heart) salute you!

to the wise ass at 1;06 ,,,,,, your spanish is, as lame as you commets. you misspelled good day,,, its spelled buen dia. slavery concerned human beings , and bullfighting concerns an animal. despite your sarcastic prose you just cant connect the dots can you.? you are 0-2. however ,im somehow sure you are an expert at "anus-annihilation".

Now, Kingfish, that sad sack at 9:57 heas provided just the kind of drunken, badly edited "commet" that we so wish you would just throw in the cyber-trashcan. "Buen dia"? Is that some rural dialect?

I am in Spain now. The sentiment is decidedly pro bull fighting except in Catalonia. I was in Madrid a few years ago at Ventas. The bull never wins. I am here too early in the year for bullfighting. If I were a few months later, I’d get a ticket for sombra!

oh wow its sancho panza at 10;25....... hes now the speech police. get out there and write some tickets sancho. you go tough guy.

Hey King!

Thank you so much for the relief!!!