Saturday, April 14, 2018

"You're not woke, you're just a douchebag."

Bill Maher is hitting his stride with this free speech thing.  Enjoy.

18 comments:

Johnny Wadd said...

Preach!!!

Anonymous said...

Maher is a dick. (head)

Anonymous said...

Yes, I agree, Bill Maher is a douchebag!!!

Anonymous said...

He belongs to the same crowd of fools who want to tear down anything with Robert E. Lee's name on it. Never mind that Robert E. Lee lived in a different time - a time in which the current day libs would be tried for murder for killing unborn babies. Maher, in his own mind, is intelligent !!!!

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher is a breath of fresh air. Sheesh, you poor baby snowflakes, lighten up and wise up!

Anonymous said...

More FUNNY STUFF via Leftist Hollywood Libtard hypocrisy.

As if one must “revisit” the 1980’s Breakfast Club movie to find “troubling ugliness” via sexism, transphobia, etc. How in the world would one start in choosing from the incredible number of examples that exist within today’s current television programs and movies? Currently televised “Two and a Half Men” might be a good start.

Maher, the hypocrite who tried to take the “moral high ground” regarding Trump’s locker room “grab ‘em by the pussy” remark; only to be called out by porn star Jenna Jameson stating “lol I’ve seen you (Maher) at the PB (Playboy) mansion,” and how she saw that “he (Maher) fits right in with us “pussy grabbers,”” is just another example of the arsonist lecturing on how to put out the current fires of political incorrectness within todays world.

Maher, like so very many Leftist’s, sees himself as a “victim” since he was fired in 2002 from ABC’s “Politically Incorrect” program for, well, being politically incorrect. So, Maher is therefore a “champion of free speech,” since if not, it’s just a matter of time before he’s being grilled for his past remarks and action’s as in the case recently when Quentin Tarantino blasted his ole pal Harvey Weinstein, only to have an old recording of himself on Howard Stern’s program defending child rapist Roman Polanski.

There may be no single group of people more responsible for the mistreatment of women and the violence within America’s current society today than those on the left in Hollywood. Yet the party of Teddy Kennedy, Bill Clinton and Bill Maher continue to lecture us all on morality.

FUNNY, FUNNY STUFF for sure!

Anonymous said...

Operation Stormy Daniels

He’s got some good writers

Anonymous said...

3:23 am The snowflakes didn't watch or listen to the video, they just reacted to Bill Maher's name.

Some folks just can't laugh at themselves and some just lack any sort of sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher is a comedian; Trump is POTUS. Maher is far less of a hypocrite than pussy-grabbing Trump, especially with respect to Trump's dark and Stormy nights.

Anonymous said...

Teddy Kennedy and Bill Clinton were politicians as well. Where were you lefties when they were doing far worse to women than consensual “pussy grabbing,” including killing them?

Funny 9:31! Typical but funny.

Anonymous said...

@10:09 👍👍👍👍

Anonymous said...

I know I'm not supposed to like Bill Maher, but I honestly can't think of very many times I've disagreed with him, including this one. With a few exceptions, his monologues and Rush's could be exchanged and neither side would notice any difference.

Anonymous said...

8:22: Really?? Teddy Kennedy?? Good God, there are only a couple dozen people left who even know he existed!

Anonymous said...

I’ve noticed everyone who uses the term “leftist” a lot seems to be perpetually outraged. Guess they and the lefties have a lot in common.

Anonymous said...

9:31 says that talking about female anatomy by one president is worse than serial rape by another president.

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher is possibly satan.

Tired, So Tired said...

The problem with half of these comments is, my FELLOW right wingers, you dickbags didn't even watch the video. He is literally blasting leftist moral policing and social justice warrioring. For the love of god, accept when a (generally) leftist schmuck is making a good point in our favor.

Dee Ray said...

Bill Maher is nothing more than a colorful, deformed midget along the roadway trying to get a closer look as the parade of glittering fools saunters by pinching nipples and probing their own orifices. Some are spinning umbrellas while others push hatpins into the soft skulls of stuffed dolls. 'Keep it real, Brother!', he chants. 'Keep it real!' 'We're all socialists, in this thing together, and we will win the day, finally and forever!'

It's Biblical Theater, in the-round.

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