Jackson Jambalaya

And people wonder why everybody makes fun of Mississippi

And here I was thinking only Alabama fans had offspring conceived by brothers and sisters...

Bless his heart.

They're everywhere, in fact. You can actually WATCH relatives procreating around the crockpot on Gameday in The Grove in East-Batesville.

The last time The Dogs made the trip to Death Valley, we left folks crying for two years.

Actually 3:44, Stingray is from Tuscaloosa and an Alabama grad. Your theory still holds.

The sad thing about this guy is he actually is an Alabama graduate.

FYI: He's from Alabama and attended Alabama.

Fun facts about Stingray:

1) He lives in Tuscaloosa
2) He did not graduate from or attend State
3) HE IS AN ALABAMA ALUM

Make sense now?

I like Stingray. It's always over-the-top, but it's tongue in cheek. So, relax.

This guy is well known among a weird group of State Fans and SEC detractors. He gets a modicum of attention from the likes of Paul Finebaum and others and thinks that makes him popular. He seems totally oblivious to his stupidity.

I'm no State fan and even I cringe at this guy. My MSU friends are completely embarrassed that this guy is their "representative" on YouTube.

He makes the All About That State guy (with his two-sizes-too-big Sunday clothes from Belk) look like Chris Fowler.

Wow. Attacking the mentally handicapped. State fans have mostly embraced this young man as an act of good will. Kingfish, you are a shitty person.

Kingfish, be honest. The reason you run this blog is because you were too stupid to practice law.

Funny thing is that this guy is an Alabama grad.

Leave my cousin alone. His name is chumly.

he appears to be the illegitimate offspring of Otis Campbell and Porky Pig

Kingfish you let 4:21 and 4:23 through the commetns, but I can't make fun of Hunter Foster?? Damn man

Be cuz you know I'm all about that State

NO WEBELS!

Stingray, I thought he said Stinkbait.

You guys are missing the point. Even Land of the Lost knows the problem with Miles. Let's hope Saban, Freeze, etc. don't see this.

Hey 4:23, you know what lawyers call law grads who don't practice law? LUCKY.

How embarrassing for the State of Mississippi and Mississippi State.

The cat had more dignity than his owner.

Wait - which one(s) is/are an Alabama grad(s) - the guy(?), the cat, the stuffed dog, the table or...???

"He seems totally oblivious to his stupidity."

He damned sho ain't the onliest wun, jurdgin' from the posts.

"he appears to be the illegitimate offspring of Otis Campbell and Porky Pig"

I think there's some Junior Samples DNA in there as well.

Finebaum looks for this type character.

I personally like his commentary and theatrics.

Reminds me of a redneck Samwell Tarly on speed.

Keep it fun. School sports fans have become way too serious.

In no way does this loser represent MSU. He is a perfect example of Alabama inbreeding. I wish he would go back to the trailer park.

He's the typical State student. I heard unconfirmed reports that he was offered a full ride and guaranteed tenure upon graduation.

You have to admit, that is one cool cat. And by cat, I don't mean dude.

Agree. Keep it fun. Go stingray. Too many tight sphincters posting on here. Don't be so sensitive dawgs. It's funny.

Stingray is, IMO, legitimately (though lightly) retarded. He obviously comes from a lot of money, too. But he's oblivious to all the ridicule he invites and receives. I think it's pretty sad.

Hail State!

9:15 knows not what he speaks of. This troll is from Tuscaloosa and went to U of A. There is no way this guy is for real and one day its all going to be over and hes going to admit its a big joke. But, you have to give it to him. He's got more "friends" now than he ever would have without this trollfest.

Beg to differ w/ 8:29.

He's way, WAY too slow to be a troll. If you've seen any of his other videos, you'll notice LOTS of nice things. Bass boats, a Corvette...I'm pretty sure he still lives with his (very wealthy) parents. Went to Bama because State didn't have a meteorology program.

A legit object of pity IMO.

This totally destroys the claim that all of Hugh Freeze's children are girls.

He's certainly pulling for the appropriate school.

He's a Bama alum and a resident of Alabama.

The dude saw a vacuum in the Finebaum Show line-up and recognized that MSU lacked a Tammy or Phyllis cray cray who would call in and make the show's ratings climb. He co-opted this MSU fan persona and became "that MSU guy" on the show. He is a fraud.

He claims he became an MSU during the Croomtastic years.....so we know he's a fraud. I'm a lifelong MSU fan and the Croom Era almost drove me away. There's no possible way Croom/McCorvey ball could drive new fans to MSU.

He also responded to Finebaum's "ice bucket challenge" video with one of his own. Used a nice tractor with a front end loader to douse himself.

This was, mind you, a full year after the ice bucket challenge was a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPCbNYIwlbo&feature=youtu.be

I'm telling you, this dude is way too soft in the loft to be a troll. It's unintentional trolling at best; he doesn't get the joke, because he IS the unintentional joke.

Come on Hail State, sometimes you just got to own it!!

" this dude is way too soft in the loft to be a troll"

Never heard that one before - now there's coffee all over my keyboard :-)

Just as long as you don't call him "too light in the loafers" - them's fightin' words 'round these parts.

Retarded or normal, rich or poor, Alabama grad or not, the guy is harmless. Lighten up.