Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Fire away

No Rankin County deputies failed weapons qualification this year.  JJ obtained the scores through a public records request.  They are posted below. 


Anonymous said...

With all due respect, if you are not on the range and see what is going on, the "pass" means very little. Unless the range is computer scored and no "friends" are in the tower, the scores are suspect. I have seen too many shenanigans on too many ranges to accept this at face value. After almost three decades on rifle, pistol, machine gun, and Bradley ranges, NO ONE ever achieved 100% Q the first time out, unless there was some bull shit going on.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for doing the SO a solid and publishing the names of our Narcotics guys

Anonymous said...

9:29, narcotics guys don't go by their real names when doing a job. They only have a limited period of time to do an undercover gig because everyone would recognize them after a while. I know the names of several narcotics guys...why? Because I am a secret agent? No! Because after a while, that's how the game works.

Sorry to interrupt your broadcast of Murder, She Wrote!

Anonymous said...

No shit 934, but undercover or not these guys/gals are putting cases on folks who would love to destroy their lives and we should do all we can to protect their identities

Anonymous said...

To the genius at 7:57....you've been watching too many cop TV shows. "Pass" does not mean 100% it means.....Drum roll.......PASS!! Depending on the particular course prescribed, that usually means between 75% an 85%. Keep to flipping burgers and leave law enforcement to the LEOs.

brass catcher said...

To: 9:54 PM
RE: No shit
Then we (YOU) should get all these nasty, pesky, OPSEC things off the public records, dipstick. It's not like their mother's maiden names are on that form. Go put your big-girl panties on, jackwagon.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 10:42 for having my back. This is 934, over and out

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the StokeMan was able to qualify with his rocks, bricks, and bottle throwing.

Anonymous said...

Wish we could of seen the actual numerical score. Pass means nothing.

Michael said...

This is 934, over and out

Could somebody teach 934 how to talk on the radio?

Anonymous said...

Dang - whose panties are in a wad?? It says right at the top "Qualify >75%." Sheesh...read the post already wouldya?

Anonymous said...

1035 pm. I guess you missed my point. According to the document signed by the sheriff, EVERYONE who was present achieved a passing score. I just find that hard to believe based on my experience on ranges for a very long time. I was trying to make a comment which I thought was relevant to the thread. I meant no disrespect to sheriff Bailey or his staff at all. However you made it personal with your burger flipping comment. You little prick, I have spent more time on a range than you have in the shitter. If you are in law enforcement, which I doubt, hurry up and get your steroid shot, so you can make your trucker friend VERY happy. Then go write tickets on little high school girls who are afraid of you and make you feel like the big stud you think you are. You are a miserable piece of shit. You are the reason people take a negative view on law enforcement. You deserve whatever happens to your arrogant ass.

Anonymous said...

This isn't really newsworthy is it? Are we gonna see annual evaluations for court clerks or driving tests for school bus drivers next?

Otherwise, good shooting, Rankin SO. Sorry your names were arbitrarily splashed onto the Internet cause someone anticipated a slow news day.

Anonymous said...

8:46 is the tacticool guy who brings an AR15 into a McDonalds and youtubes people reaction to his constitutional riiiiights.

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