Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Coming soon to a carjacking near you

Found this dude on Facebook yesterday.  He hasn't made the JPD list of press releases but he probably will one day:


Anonymous said...

Stupdity knows no racial boundaries.

Anonymous said...

one of these just didn't fit with the others....

Anonymous said...

This is why my children are taught to avoid people that look like him.

Anonymous said...

he was commenting on the WLBT facebook page, saying that he knew the guy that was riding around shooting white women a couple of weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

I believe he is in the meth trade in da-south, which would be south Jackson.
He loves da- HOES

Anonymous said...

So...stereotypes, or nah?

Anonymous said...

Is he really posing with those "others"? Or is that pic photoshopped?

If that photo is real, and one of those was my kid, I'd be disowning him/her, and forbidding them to EVER have ANY contact with our family, ever again. B'bye Tyfanni Cherish! B'bye Cody Jason!

Anonymous said...


Maybe you should get out of your little bubble more and make more hood friends. Maybe you'd live your life in a lot less fear that way.

Seems like you're just posting pictures of a kid who likes to smoke weed, do some occasional pharmaceuticals, wonders about his position in life, and likes guns.

A lot of Rankin Rednecks doing the same thing.

Anonymous said...


You are pathetic. Disown them because they are friends with a kid who likes guns and drugs? You clearly do not have kids.

Anonymous said...


So what you are saying is that you teach your kids to avoid black people? It's 2015. You are setting up your kids to be failures. You're probably a working-middle-class-at-best failure yourself so what can you expect.

Anonymous said...

2:57. yes. just like they teach their kids to hate us. deal with it.

Anonymous said...

Just reaxin here, not on Xanax and just thinking I wanna live the luxury life and am reddy an willin to do whatevr it takes. Like stay in skool, dont doo no drugs, an post reely good stuf on facebook so if i ever do fill out a job aplikashun, the hr department can see all the good stuf i post.

Anonymous said...


What is it that you admire about the thug culture? Have you been so brainwashed with "tolerance" that you believe there is something admirable about drug abuse, illiteracy (real or feigned), and hostile attitudes? It's not enviable, it's barbaric.

Anonymous said...

Homeland Security: Please put this guy on a pre-emptive no fly list immediately, except for a one-way ticket out of MS to DEETROIT.

Anonymous said...

And WHO are these white kids akkin like this thug? Damn parents ought to whip their ass&&!!!

Anonymous said...

This "thug boy" has a death wish; he's planning to die soon... Sheeze, there has to be more to life than this and he just can't see that there is. Sorry for him and his wasted life and sorry for the people he hurts.

Anonymous said...

I could of sworn I saw Montez eating lunch with Robert S. Smith last week..... Pretty sure of it.

Anonymous said...

I saw him coming out of the HCSO, I believe he be doing bidznes up in the jail house!

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile back at Kings Landing, Malcom White is preparing to leave the capitol while . . . Maester Tom Head is worried about potential slave references in the new Star Wars flick.

"Tom Head • 15 days ago
"Slave Leia" was a weird, pseudo-kinky label anyway. I'm kind of glad they're doing away with it. If you want to sell a Gold Bikini Leia, call it Gold Bikini Leia; in any case she was a captive, not a slave."

Anonymous said...

Here's a caution.
Many of the personas created on the Internet bear no resemblance to reality especially when a teenager is involved.
Not only that, but it's very simple to steal photos of others and pretend it's you. Staging and altering photos and video is easy these days. You can have it look very real .
And, if you are expecting to read the King's English on the Internet or not see words you find unintelligible, you haven't been keeping up with what's happening with words and phrases thanks to texting.
There's no way to know if this guy is for real or some socially isolated person with a computer.

And, do remember, that always we have had the dysfunctional and criminal among us. It's now easy to find lots of crazy people on the Internet to be a stereotypical example of what you hate or fear when in the past, they weren't so easily found. They didn't have a platform. They were bound by their geography. Or they were in institutions being treated not drugged and released.

Anonymous said...

I'm no medical professional but, it appears all these "gang-banger" types seem to share some type of rheumatoid arthritis. Their hands in most photos are contorted and that appears to be a common factor. I'll be watching out for those folks with disfigured hands, it could be a clue to coming violence....

Anonymous said...

11:12, false. The Clarionledger article states: "White said Wednesday he was ranting in the Facebook post and had no plans to move . . ." An item will be placed on the city council's agenda regarding resort status for Hal and Mals, which was Mr. White's beef in the first place. If the council continues to play favorites with downtown establishments, he said he would still stay in Jackson. Specifically, he said "We would have to consider whether we would be better off in Fondren [in jackson], Midtown [also in Jackson], or somewhere else [probably NE Jackson or Belhaven]." So no, Malcolm White is not preparing to leave the capitol, although I hope he doesn't move from his current location at all.

Anonymous said...


I don't really admire anything about thug culture. I listen to rap sometimes, some of that stuff has a pretty good beat.

It's not about tolerance. I don't really think the kid should be casually messing around with pharmaceuticals either. But a lot of people do that. Black and White and Neon Green. I'm merely pointing out that the kid is doing the same thing a lot of rednecks do in Rankin county except its rap instead of country, bright tennis shoes instead of ostrich skin single cut boots, a sedan instead of a jacked up truck.

If you people used your brain and got out any you would see that too. Let's call a threat a real threat. Not some kid trying to figure himself out. He may go on to rob people. Or he may go to Ole Miss one day and say, 'I used to post some stupid stuff on Facebook.'

Maybe Kingfish will start finding white-idiot-redneck-kids on Facebook posting absolutely stupid racist commentary which we have all seen and be embarrassed by on here and titling the blog post "Coming to a KKK chapter near you." He won't though. He may be a smart Kingfish, but he's still a fish who can't really see the big picture.

Anonymous said...


You are a sad, sad person. "They teach them to hate us too" is the most pathetic excuse and reason to teach your children a viewpoint of hate in this world. You're probably right that some do. I'm glad it is a minority on both sides. And I am glad your kind is dying off, and that's between you and God to atone for after death. That will not be an excuse

Anonymous said...

Maybe Kingfish will start finding white-idiot-redneck-kids on Facebook posting absolutely stupid racist commentary which we have all seen and be embarrassed by on here and titling the blog post "Coming to a KKK chapter near you."

Nothing stopping you from proving your point except effort. Put up.

Anonymous said...

been embarrassed by**

You're missing the point, 9:25.

I wouldn't have put up this post. And I wouldn't put up the KKK post either. This seems like click bait at best, and the people overreacting are comical. I guess Kingfish needs those traffic stats up in December. Kids are just stupid and someone really needs to write a "how to be a gentleman guide" in the context of social media. Some of these kids will grow up to be car-jackers, sure. And some of them will be KKK affiliated terrorist red necks.

Just trying to get everyone here to think about perspective.

I would be very curious as to the commentary on here if the fish were to put up such a post, though.

Anonymous said...


It is not a minority of blacks that are teaching their kids to hate white people. It is a minority of educated blacks, but definitely not a minority of blacks in general.

Keep on preaching that nonsense though, but please try to remember, they still hate you.

Anonymous said...

Of course you wouldn't put up the post @10:36 AM because you aren't even in the f'ing game. If you don't like it move on. You ain't the 'perspective' cop. In the meantime thanks for clicking.

Anonymous said...


Define for me educated blacks. Give me statistics to back up what you are saying. I think current statistics say that a much smaller percentage is perceived as racist. Here are some stats based on a quick search:

^Obviously we would need to look into the methods for those statistics and those just state perceptions of racism not actual measures of it, which would be much harder to measure.

Assuming what you are saying is true, then I assume you are saying the converse would also be true--

'It's not a minority of whites that are teaching their kids to hate black people. It is a minority of educated whites, but definitely not a minority of whites in general.'

So which are you? An uneducated white? A minority of the educated whites teaching his or her kids to hate black people?


Your comment does not even make any sense. It is just uneducated emotional-response garbage. I am trying to have a rational conversation, so I will try to respond rationally to your post.

'Of course I wouldn't because I am not even in the effing game?' What does this even mean?

I explained that I would not post because both posts are utterly meaningless. And yes, you're right, I am not the perspective police, but hopefully I challenged you to think about the fact that people do not just have to wear jeans / khakis and a polo / dress shirt to be viewed as acceptable human beings.

I am not saying that this kid is acceptable, but I am just calling it like I see it. A stupid kid. Lots of those.

I hope you work on expanding your worldview where apparently people should only comment on blogs to state that they agree with something and should never post to discuss.

Anonymous said...

Verbosity said:

12:28... do you practice your abundance in the mirror every day?

Anonymous said...

do you often troll facebook looking for young men?

Anonymous said...


If you think less than 200 words is "verbose" you probably aren't getting too far in life and probably will never have much depth of understanding on any issue.

Maybe you should try reading a book sometime.

Anonymous said...

This guy is know has money so makes this shit y'all need to focus on the real murdees not a cool dude you bitches miserable

Anonymous said...

The Tez is known to sweep both sides of the street, and he is a very sweet boy!

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