Wednesday, December 2, 2015

JPD makes changes at Precinct 4.

JPD is promoting Precinct 4 Commander James McGowan to the position of District 2 Commander.  He will oversee the operations in Precincts 3 and 4.  Precinct 4 Lieutenant Keith Freeman will be promoted to the rank of commander and lead Precinct 4 as well.   JPD Chief Lee Vance told JJ that he has not yet made a decision on filling the precinct lieutenant position.


Anonymous said...

Who got promoted to Deputy Chief of Patrol Operations?

Anonymous said...

James Davis.

Anonymous said...

I'm happy to see Commander McGowan getting promoted, but dang, I hate not to have him in Precinct 4 day to day. Looking forward to getting to know our new Commander and hope he is able to maintain the downward trend in crime. Thanks Commander McGowan for being such a great officer for us.

Prunes or Presents said...

I don't know any of the players (recipients of Christmas promotions); but, I do know that with victory comes the spoils. Vance has earned the right to pass out promotions like Christmas candy. It's simply part of the fabric of the way we govern.

Anonymous said...

What does it matter? No one is going to do anything about crime in Jackson. Ever hear the old saying about the fox guarding the chicken coop?

Anonymous said...

Let's cut Chief Vance some slack. He has done one hell of a job trying to clean out the latrine. The problem is the doo-doo has piled up over the years and new stuff keeps coming. It's not his fault that Jackson is the cesspool that it is. He is only the pooper-scooper having to deal with the results of a longtime political and cultural decline. The po-po can't fix the underlying problems, they only deal with the aftermath.

Anonymous said...

Property crimes are down in Precinct 4. JPD does a good job, especially considering their pay and resources. To beat the dead horse one more time, the problem is in the Courts and the DA's office, not JPD.

Anonymous said...

God bless the majority of JPD officers. They are forced to play whack-a-mole with a wooden spoon. Chief Vance appears to be doing a better job than has been done in a while.

Burke said...

Back off, 5:15, please. Like other Precinct 4 residents, I am grateful for Cmdr. McGowan for being a great cop, but also for his willingness to communicate on social media with the people in his Precinct. We need four or five hundred more just like him. As for Chief Vance's distributing the spoils, it's fine with me if it means that he will continue to reward people like Cmdr. McGowan. Looking down the line, I hope that Chief Vance will run for Mayor. For one thing, he well knows that the cops are not the problem when dealing with Jackson criminals. The buck stops with the Mayor and the DA.

Prunes or Presents said...

Please excuse me Mr. Burke. I forgot, for the moment, that your opinion and posts trump all others. Please allow me a pass.

Anonymous said...

Happy for Commander McGowan. He did a great job in Precinct 4.

Burke said...

Dear Prunes or Presents, I will look the other way just this once. :)

I like the phrase "trump all others." It has taken on new meaning these days.

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