Wednesday, December 23, 2015

NE Jackson Hoodlum alert

Meet Steve Turner.  He likes to break into your house and steal everything he can steal.

Mr. Turner is the yewt on the right.  He was arrested by JPD two days ago for breaking into homes in Northeast Jackson and stealing rifles, pistols, and jewelry. 

To put it mildly, Turner is a very bad dude.  He has been in and out of juvie over the years.  He has a baby face, some brains, and a cold-blooded criminal side.  He is an authentic Vice Lord. Make that Insane Vice Lord.  He gets very hostile if you only refer to him as a "Vice Lord".   He turned 18 on December 2.  I observed him in Youth Court in October.*  Let's just say it was clear he was well-known to the judge.  This is one of those kids who wakes up every day thinking of what he can steal that day.  Its what he does.  He will probably graduate to armed robberies, carjackings, and other violent crimes at some point. 

If you encounter him, he is probably armed and dangerous.  Please circulate this post to the neighborhood associations.  He knows NE Jackson very well. Police consider him to be an "impact" thief.  First round pick. 

*He has a friend who is even worse.  His friend's mother was in court that day pressing grand larceny charges against her own son. 


Anonymous said...

Is he out on bail?

Anonymous said...

But white America "stereotypes".

Anonymous said...

Can we lure him into Madison County so he can get some serious jail time? Or maybe some Federal offense?

Anonymous said...

Remember when Northeast Jackson was a nice place to live?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Feds prioritize, investigate the Insane Clown Posse instead of the Insane Vice Lords.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

It's so adorable. Sometimes, they almost talk.

Anonymous said...

I am sure I will be criticize for this comment. But, As a mother trying to raise a teenage boy. I watched the video and it just made me sad. What makes these boys turn to this behavior? I know all the stereotypical reasons...I know all the young men these days are not being brought up like back in the day. But, this is one mama trying her hardest!!! And my boy still gives, me a hard time!! I check his Instagram everyday. And, if I EVER saw him post something like this.. It would be his last DAMN post!! I would drop him off at jail !!

Anonymous said...

Hinds County Jail lists his address as 536 Woodbury Road 39206, in Broadmoor near the "GI Subdivision" off of North State Street. His charge is "Domestic Violence," a misdemeanor.
The house is listed on Hinds County Property rolls as owned by Weeks Properties LLC, whose owners are listed as living in Ridgeland according to the Mississippi Secretary of State.

Tia "Mamakaze" Nichols said...

You're a racist that's looking for an easy way into office targeting young black men. I pray that you stand before God sooner than you think. Have a good day racist.

Anonymous said...


Or go rent "My Cousin Vinny"

Anonymous said...

10:29: Because the burbs are soooooo superior. Pshhhh.

Kingfish said...

Nice try. I guess you didn't see My Cousin Vinny.

Anonymous said...

Ride with outlaws....die like an outlaw. Bring back public hangings.

Anonymous said...

I am with you 2:38- I think we need public hangings!
Society needs public discipline- from elementary schools with a paddle all the way to lynching on the square- These "yewts" wouldn't be so cocky if they knew they would be held accountable.

Anonymous said...

Now The Lord knows I am not being ugly with this comment. Bless his heart. But with all the talk on the left and coming to us via Oval Office addresses to our Nation demanding restricted access to firearms, this is more a concern and prayer request. Am I the only one that thinks young Steve looks more than a little downsey in both video and photo. Given his behavior in the video, who knows but The Lord. Another question, who is that firearm registered too? Doesn't young Steve know he is breaking several laws in both photo and video? According to The White House more gun laws would make us safer. Would a few more charges bring profound understanding and a sobering look at his misspent youth, really? Lastly, why in the hell are the seats laying down in the back seat to drive? I would need a spine specialist if attempting to drive from home to prayer meeting in such manner.

Anonymous said...

Uh, I did indeed see "My Cousin Vinny", and it had nothing to do with Caribbean crack whores. Fred Gwynne's character did ask Joe Pesci's character about a "yewt", however, making fun of his New Yawk accent.

Anonymous said...


Try finding a respectable father figure for your 'boy'

Anonymous said...

I have a son, he is one bad muther, sweetest guy, helpful, respectful anticipates our families needs and handles quiet a bit of work around the house. He is a good tactician, handles AR's fairly well, .357 revolvers, Glocks .22 rifles and knives. I made him this way because so many bastards our in our midst who would not hesitate to take our lives. I needed a second hand and he is it. His mother and sisters can not do what he can. While at home he carries a weapon as I did at his age, he will do what must be done. I stay married to his mother because I demand to be a father to my children, the yewts parents could not be bothered to do so. I live within my means so my family is well provided for, I also provide for the yewt's families because the government takes from my resources to do so. I would actually rather them go into the dust bin of history as the yewts serve to good purpose.

Anonymous said...

@3:55 pm
Firearms are not "registered" in MS. The serial # may be traceable through the point of sale (retail) but there is no state registry, thank goodness!

Anonymous said...

here in Atlanta, I see this and wonder why Jackson is what it is.?? bad is bad and to call it so is not racist. that man is plain bad! and ought to be in jail. step it up brothers and sisters! rid your streets of these types!

Anonymous said...

Thank GOD I will be dead soon. I'm ready to go. I haven't aged well. Mainly genetics. But, the reason I am ready to go is MORE & MORE things happening out in our world don't make sense to me anymore. I stay at home more than I venture out. And never at night. When I do venture out I see 400 lb. women driving these electric shopping cart around and they seem proud of it. When I check out at a supermarket I see the Yellow food stamp debit cards. I see these blacks folks with 9 inch cell phones talking to thin air. I see the salvation army employees giving mark downs to their friends cheating the salvation army out of their right full due. Don't they know the money made is used to help others. I really feel America has seen it's best days and we are in a precipitous slide down to becoming a 3rd world nation.

39211 said...

It never surprises me the wanna-be's of Madison take every opportunity to bash Jackson. I would never talk about the fake stucco homes, no trees, cow pastures turned subdivisions, cookie cutter neighborhoods of Madison.

Anonymous said...

Leave my brother turner alone! He wasn't going to hurt anybody, he just wanted to give His family an Christmas present. My baby brother would not shoot nobody, he might rob you, but he ain't gonna shoot nobody.

Anonymous said...

I would live on Old Canton Road near pear Orchard if I could send my kids to public school and NOT be guaranteed a robbery/burglary. I can be a crime victim where I live but it is not as likely as Jackson.

Anonymous said...

At least his pardner is practicing good firearms safety with finger off the trigger.

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