Saturday, December 26, 2015

Thuggin' at the Fair

A couple of people thought this website was a little rough on Javaris Chambers as he went back to prison courtesy of MDOC and Michael Guest.  Here is a video and picture of young Chambers in action:

He went back to prison because he received a four year suspended sentence when he was convicted of grand larceny two years ago.  He just had to take a gun to the Mississippi State Fair in October and get caught.  Here is Chambers showing off his wares that night:

Sweatpants and pistol, just as Sergeant Michael Huff of the HCSO testified in court last week. 

Earlier posts:
Javaris goes back to prison.
Chambers busted
NE Jackson hoodlum back on the street. 


Anonymous said...

Geez, that is one ugly dude!!! #uglydudeslivesmatter...

Anonymous said...

His side kick needs a matching neck tattoo to go with that work of art on his hand.

Anonymous said...

Generations of support of the Taxpayers has gone to breed this thing.
Whose idea was it to start this crap?

Squeal Like A Piglet said...

"I done play no gaimes..."

He's a pud-faced pussy. Loosen up them cheeks dough-boy. You bout to play some gaimes.

Anonymous said...

At 9:03... it was the Democrats who started this dependency on taxpayers dime... welfare... it encouraged single families by paying more in benifits than married couples. So now all of these baby mama's have these wonderful citizens.

Anonymous said...

9:03 pm Do you think there was no crime or gangs prior to 1932? Aside from the Prohibition years being the most lawless years in this country, perhaps you've forgotten the Wild West was all about lawlessness. You probably don't know that white slavery was a huge problem in the first two centuries.
Much of the research on crime indicates that the deinstitutionalized of the juvenile system where young people in trouble can't be removed from their homes and neighborhoods into a safe children's home or therapeutic setting is a contributing factor. But, that costs money.
Of course, being raised by a single mother is the number one factor, but divorce and financial abandonment of the children is easier. Even mother who were middle class and higher while married find themselves " starved" by court delays into financial poverty. And, women still find themselves largely unprotected in abusive households. Sex education and basic courses on economics and civics to understand how the laws could help a woman in trouble would be useful but that costs money.
You don't want to allow the government sufficient power to remove children from homes where they are abused , forced into crime by their parents or left to grow up all but feral. And, if removed, you don't want to pay for group homes in sufficient numbers for the hard to place children. There aren't foster homes for 10 year old pregnant girls and 10 year old boys who've had a run in with the law.
You don't want the government to allow sterilization of women who haven't the ability to care for children or provide sterilization to women for free.
To say that welfare is the cause of crime ignores that welfare still leaves a family in poverty and historically, it is poverty that is the key. And, as the middle class declines, crime will increase.
And,by the way, WWI and WWII helped as young men were drafted into service and taken out of the crime ridden environments and taught skills ( back before privatization of the military) that could transfer to a job in civilian life.

So what is your solution?

Ben Dover said...

He's so ugly, I don't think it will be easy to get dates in prison. He might want to learn to sew, cook or play the guitar while incarcerated. That would help his attractiveness.

Anonymous said...

@9:03 - It was Democrat Pres. Lyndon Johnson's "Great Society" program where the gummint was gwine ta' make us all equal and eliminate poverty by giving money (welfare) to po' folks. Instead of making us equal by raising the lower class, it only managed to lower many to the lowest common denominator. At first the po-folk were appreciative of the hand out, but after a short time it became a "right" and was something owed to them. I remember that in the 60's illegitimacy was very shameful - even in black society. Blacks and whites were expected to get married before they had kids. When the "Great Society" started paying money to unwed mom's it did three things: it penalized po-folks for getting married, it incentivized illegitimacy, and the removed the stigma of being an unwed mom because in effect it said the gummint approved and encouraged their choice.

Anonymous said...

His looks won't matter in prison. As Bulldog said on the Frazier Show..."When you're poking the fire you don't look at the mantle". And yes that's funny.

Anonymous said...

The govt. is partly to blame for this sort of trash. The parents are more to blame than anyone. Men who leave a woman with a child and women that have a child by a man who is trash.
Ask any farmer. You breed trash to trash and the out come is very clear. The above is what you can expect.

Anonymous said...

Polo(registered trademark): This picture is a marketing bonanza!

Anonymous said...

8:24 is exactly right. Even Diana Ross had hit "Love Child" in the late 60's emphasizing the shame of illegitimacy in the black community. WTF happened? Shit,Elvis couldn't even. Be filmed from the waist down.

Thanks lid tarts. You won the battle and WE ALL lost the war.

Anonymous said...

What are lid tarts?

Kingfish said...

Not approving your comment. Just think about it.

Sundance Rydr said...

Awwwww Damn!!!

Sundance Rydr said...

He should have been jailed long ago. People need to wise up~ life is not a game. Thank you K.F.

Kingfish said...

Just read between the lines. Shoot me an email at and I'll explain.

Anonymous said...

He has been jailed. He will be jailed many more times and released to commit more crimes. He will graduate to bigger crimes. Anyone have an idea how long it will take the trash to commit a crime that will keep him in jail for a while.

Anonymous said...

"What are lid tarts?" December 27, 2015 at 10:56 PM (The poster was referring to 3:17's statement, "Thanks lid tarts. You won the battle and WE ALL lost the war.")
(Who knew?)

I'm not sure what lid tarts have to do with Elvis from-the-waist-down, or the ruination of America, but subversive pastries are not welcome in OUR home. I would say that Politically Active pastries are banned. However, that would be a lie, since we DO have Napoleons from time to time.

Anonymous said...

It's a sad situation, really. This kid/thug/whatever knows his life is meaningless. He fronts as if he's tough, but he knows he needs a gun and shitty behavior to mean anything.

No, I'm not blaming society. It's just the natural order. The "I done play no games" mentality, the thug mentality....tell me when and how he was ever going to be weaned from that? Why would he?

It does no good to blame his parents or lack thereof. It does NOTHING to talk about political parties from decades and centuries ago.

Really, if any of us wants this NOT to be the norm, it is WE who will have to get involved and lead the way. Be the spark that will create change. Sounds corny? Well, the criminal justice system isn't going to promote that change. The education system won't.

Hoping that a generation of people will just "get it" will never cause that change to happen.

But,'s fun to bitch about on a forum.

Anonymous said...

It does sound corny, and a little unbelievable. What would you suggest? It would be sort of dumb to think anyone could change the thugs life. He has already chosen the life he wants to lead. Of course you could take hi in and change him into a good citizen. Or would you rather bitch about it?

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