Tuesday, December 22, 2015

The Ides of Trump are upon us

Trump is coming.  Batten down the hatches.  Call out the National Guard.  Put up a wall around the coast to keep out the gold-diggers and ban the sale of peroxide for the next two weeks.  The Trumpster will appear on the Gulf Coast on January 2 at 7:00 PM:




More information can be found at the event's Facebook page.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Trump doesn't win the GOP nomination, and the presidency, then we will know for sure that the will of the people is now irrelevant in this country.

Anonymous said...

He is probably third on my list to vote for, but I want to go now!

Anonymous said...

Trump is essentially the perfect candidate for Mississippi. Old cranky white guy that rants about Mexicans and Muslims.

Anonymous said...

Old folks beware: the republicans want to cut your social security.

Anonymous said...

People have lost their minds if they vote for this bombastic caricature of a candidate. I will renounce my affiliation with the republican party altogether and vote for Hillary without one second of hesitation before I vote for this megalomaniac.

This has become the scariest scenario I could ever have imagined 9 months ago.

My only hope is that Rubio can pull through given the other sensible candidates have failed to keep pace.

Anonymous said...

Trump is a charlatan who is only interested in promoting himself.

Anonymous said...

What vitriol! Trump is no more an evil than everyone else running - both parties.

Anonymous said...

It has been a long time since we had a candidate for president that would speak to the people without telling lies. The last time it was a small man with large ears. Everything he said has come true but the people would rather make fun of his looks rather than listen to the truth.
Look at the shape of the U.S. today. We are a country of deadbeats. Can't even pay our bills but continue to steal from our children by making debt they can never pay.
We got into this shape by electing life long politicians. Now we have to resort to voting for family members of life long politicians.
Are we going to wake up or just stick our hand out for junk we can not even pay for. How about we stop stealing our kids piggy bank and act like grownups? No, that will never work, we have too many deadbeats voting.

Anonymous said...

"If Trump doesn't win the GOP nomination, and the presidency, then we will know for sure that the will of the people is now irrelevant in this country."

Latest poll on the will of the people: Clinton 47%, Trump 40%. HRC averaging +6.3 vs. Trump.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I think there is a pact between Trump and Hillary so that she will be elected, and the Republican voters are dumb enough to fall for it.

Anonymous said...

It takes a certain kind of rube to believe a billionaire xenophobe is the cure to what ails the common man.

Anonymous said...

Tump = Just a Yankee Ross R. Barnett, a Theodore G. Bilbo, a James K. Vardaman, and on and on with the demagogues in the glorious history of our Magnolia State, but its Women, Mexicans and Muslims instead of blacks.

Anonymous said...

If Trump is the GOP nominee he loses to Hillary by 15 points and the GOP lose the senate. He would be an absolute disaster. Probably cause major problems for the Republican Party for years to come with Hispanics.

Anonymous said...

What's a "Colesium"?

Anonymous said...

I'm just going to leave this here for posterity. Jeb Bush is not done. Far from it. Anyone writing him off at this point is a fool.

Anonymous said...

Do you people not remember how Thad Cochran got elected last time? The will of the voters wasn't relevant then, and it won't be relevant come the presidential election.

Brilliant ! ! ! said...


#RINOFoodPlot

Cha-Ching$$$

Anonymous said...

Trump gets my vote. I'm tired of pc and career politicians

Anonymous said...

1:08: Thanks for dropping Austin Barbour

Anonymous said...

1:08

Jeb Bush is NOW done.

Anonymous said...

Jeb Bush was done from the start. Just a little too lazy for most people. He thought, much like Hillary, that is their right to not have to bother with the peons.

Anonymous said...

All you people hating on Trump are hating on a lot of people in this country. Calling him a racist? What do you think Obama meant when he said he was going to transform America. Let me tell you what that means. Flood this country with non-white immigrants that will likely vote for Democrats. Flood this country with muslims to weaken the judeo-christian culture of this country. Why is he not bringing in Christians from the Middle East where genocide is occuring because of their faith? Have you heard Hillary or Obama address that? Now you tell me who is racist. While rough around the edges Trump is right-on on the immigration issue. He and Cruz are the only two that get it.
Its not surprising that Trump has a substantial black following. They are sick of the status quo that talks but never delivers. So all you thad, gregg, wicker and haley supporters continue to spend your money on kasich and jeb.
I guess as long as you get your christmas presents to hell with the country.

Anonymous said...

#RememberMississippi

Anonymous said...

Hey 4:39 - just because Obama is a racist doesn't mean that Trump cant be one as well. Problem is, Trump would lead us down a path just as destructive as Obama's. Only thing that would be worse is your second choice - Cruz. And if you really believe that either has 'substantial' black following, please please send me some of whatever it is that you are smoking - it must be great.

And if the opening comment at 10:20 really believes that 'the will of the people' requires that Trump be elected, you must all be joining in together in the pot party. Not claiming that Bush would be either, but he was leading in the polls at one time. That's the problem with polls - they make an attempt to measure the temperature at a particular point in time. Ask Jeb how those polls turned out for him! The 'will of the people' at that point certainly wouldn't reflect it today, and you would have never accepted it then; just as your boy Donnie wants to brag about and claim invincability whenever he looks good in the day's poll, but disclaims their accuracy on the days he doesn't like the results.

Anonymous said...

Anybody who shows up here to laud Jeb! needs to get laid.

Anonymous said...

>>>Anybody who shows up here to laud Jeb! needs to get laid.<<<

Scary thing is a few of them don't appear to be on the Jeb! payroll. Getting behind that hot mess for free? Takes all kinds... Unless they are just trolling here to up the clicks...

Anonymous said...

I just signed up to get my tickets?

Didn't know Mitch Tyner is leading the Trump campaign in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Trump will be great!
Who cares if none of our allies want him to even visit their country?
Who needs allies?
Who cares if he doesn't know shit about military strategy or what bombing can or can't do?
Who cares if Mexico won't pay for a wall and don't stop tunnels and or across rivers? Trump will pay for it and get it done just like he completely turned around Atlantic City and it's still thriving...oh wait... that one...well somewhere he made a difference, because he said so and he did it singlehandedly.
Everyone loves him except 50% of the American public, world leaders except for Putin , whose such a good guy, so it'll make things so much better.

God save us!

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of the same old political BS we have seen in DC seemingly forever and a CinC that doesn't backup his threat of force with action. Hillary is inept on her best day. Call me an idiot, as if I care, I am voting for Trump at this point in time.

Anonymous said...

God save us from @7:42 AM's daily lectures.

Anonymous said...

the only person working to get my vote..........Trump!

Anonymous said...

We sure don't need Hillary even close to the white house. She seems to enjoy helping ISIS. Her lies about a film got a few people killed. Now she is trying it again. Looks very much like she is giving free advice to our enemies.
Don't worry, she will lie her way out of this one also.

Anonymous said...

7:42

God CAN save you.

And when he does, you'll have a brighter take on things.

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