Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Mom of the Year

This mother showed her son who is boss yesterday during the Baltimore riots when she caught him throwing rocks at the police.  Good job, mom.  Too bad we don't have her address so we can send her a couple of belts.  It would be a shame for her to wear out her good ones. 



27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looked like she was doing pretty good with the knuckles - belts might slow her down

Anonymous said...

If more parents would control their teens in situations like this, their whole lives would improve. Notice the Mayor of Baltimore placed a curfew. Why not an earlier one for teens, false ID or not.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if there were more parents like this around here Hinds Co. wouldn't have such a great "catch and release" program...

Anonymous said...

She don't need no stinkin' belt. (Neither would mine.)

Anonymous said...

If she had been doing that the last 16 years she wouldn't be on tv doing it today

sam hilliker said...

This country needs many more parents like this mother..

Anonymous said...

It's admirable that she went out there and got him, but the fact that he was out there to begin with is proof she is no mother of the year.

Burke said...

I love it, truly. If she's a helicopter parent, she's an Apache, fully armed with maternal credibility. May I suggest that we put her in charge of operations in the Mideast?

Anonymous said...

Yes @1:07 because all parents know their teens whereabouts 24/7. Kids lie you know? This one is most likely supposed to be in school.

Anonymous said...

Where is his father.

Anonymous said...

More parents of all races could take lessons from her!

Anonymous said...

@4:15

Why is a father always a qualifier?

Perhaps his father was at work like Brady Eaves dad was when he was eating Harry the hamster or Marie Haley Rankin's pops when she ran away to do grown folks things like on CMT's Party Down South?

Saltwaterpappy said...

Now that Mama has shamed him in public, he has no street cred. He probably wishes that a cop had shot him later and put him out of his misery.

Anonymous said...

If the mother were an NFL player she'd be suspended.

Anonymous said...

Two observations: (1) He could outrun his mom in half a city block, but he doesn't want to. I wouldn't either. (2) His friends aren't helping him. They're standing around with their hands in their pockets. I would, too.

JessU Watch said...

Within three months, in order to re-establish his skreet-cred, this yoot will be doing some serious shit. Jess You Watch.

Anonymous said...

1:07, Parents who think they know what their kids are doing all the time make me laugh. The fact that mom went and got him and he didn't run or hit back at her tells me that he was raised properly and knew better. I sometimes did stupid things when I was away from my parents. I was immature and dumb, and peer pressure is hell. And I'm black and had a daddy at home. But like my parents, all parents have to hang in there and love and discipline kids so they can become productive decent human beings. (My mom would have made me find my own switch in the middle of that mob, and I'd better find a good one.)

And 3:28, The majority of black boys are not thugs. The news media doesn't cover the kids who are doing well in school and who are making positive changes in the community. The minority is overshadowing the majority because good doesn't sell papers or draw in viewers.

Sam said...

In an interview the mother stated she is single and the mother of six children. That is the major problem in the Black community and drives most of the poverty and crime.

Anonymous said...

The lady here said she was a single parent.

Frankly, I applaud her.

Those who would disagree will just have to settle on the fact that we have a difference of opinion.

Anonymous said...

7:05 - AMEN! 'nuff said....

Anonymous said...

Is there much difference between being a single mom with no husband and being a divorced mom with no husband? There is no guarantee that the divorced husband is going go help raise a child. It happens every day. Sometimes even when there is a dad in the house, mom is the one who is really raising the children. I'm just saying.

Anonymous said...

Do you people know what a father is?
You know the man as you grew up that taught you how to treat a woman by the way he treated your mother. How you didn't touch anything that wasn't yours and how to act in a civilized society................ Oh no ,,,,,civilized?
My bad never mind!

Anonymous said...

9:21, No, I don't know what a father is. My dad died in military service when I was three years old. However, my mom taught me all those things. My good.

A Lesson In WhupAss said...

I think that I shall never see....

That woman in yellow again or I will pee.

She whupped his ass, popped him upside the haid.

Now he embarrassed and wishin' he wure daid.

Anonymous said...

9:29
I thank your father for his service he was a true hero.
My father was a WW2 veteran and my son is in military service as we speak and you know damn well your situation is not what we are talking about. I could be wrong but I am almost positive you are female and your mother could either reason with you or control you. The last time my mother whipped me was when I was 12 she was not capable of controlling me but I knew very well that my father could.
70% of black children have no father in the home and a mother cannot physically control a 16 year old male.
This mother embarrassed this boy that's all I would have had my ass beat

Anonymous said...

9:29
It's obvious you have never raised a male. Being raised and raising a child are two entirely different things. I've done both. And if I had not been in my children's life one would have ended up in trouble instead he's in the MS
Air national guard and I'm very proud of him. A wise man told me to never take advise from someone who has failed or never done it.

Anonymous said...

I've read all these comments about how a woman cannot raise or control a boy without a man living in the house. That's the biggest bunch of crap I've ever heard. That's just a poor-assed excuse. Fathers die all the time and fathers leave all the time, and women raise boys who don't get into trouble all the time. Not every woman is a wussy, and not every man is a bad ass. In my home my mom was the disciplinarian, and my dad was the easy one. If my husband died tomorrow, I would demand that my sons keep being respectful and have some damn sense. I surely wouldn't run out to find a man, as if a man is the savior of all, to live with me just to help me raise my children. A lot of kids get into trouble who have fathers at home, so what excuse do you have for that? And, yes, this is my soap box speech, because it pisses me off when someone suggests that a woman is capable of giving birth to a child but not capable of raising a child. Stay-home moms are with the children way more than dads who work. What do you think those women are doing if they're not raising children?. Now I'm going to exhale and let it go.

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