Thursday, April 9, 2015

Ethan Thomas is back in jail.... in Madison County

Our favorite psycho is back in jail but this time he is enjoying the hospitality of Madison County Sheriff Randy Tucker.  Raymond Ethan Thomas was charged with witness intimidation and trespassing on private property to steal two dogs from Lindsay Thomas.  He was denied bond for the witness intimidation charge.  Witnesses told JJ that Ms. Thomas was visibly terrified when she appeared in court earlier this week.  A restraining order was imposed on Mr. Thomas as well.

Mr. Thomas was arrested earlier this year in Alabama for purchasing ATVs and a Rolex watch with forged checks.  He also attempted to buy a $10,000 mattress and furniture under false pretenses  as well.  He is free from the Alabama charges on a $580,000 bond.

Mr. Thomas is quite known to JJ readers.  His first brush with the law was in college.   He was a Senatobia cop while he attended Mississippi State.  He was kicked out of a fraternity and denied reinstatement by a student committee.  He planted drugs on the vehicle of the committee chairman and had him arrested.  Mr. Thomas was sentenced to a little over a year in jail.  Earlier post about MSU drug-plantin'.

Mr. Thomas was arrested in 2011 for impersonating a federal officer. Prosecutors reduced the felony charge to one that was a misdemeanor, tampering with a government record.   Read the affidavit in this post. Its highly entertaining to read. He was sentenced to 120 months in prison and given credit for time served (a little over two months.).  However, Carol Robinson of wrote perhaps the best description of Mr. Thomas in a 2015 story:

Raymond Ethan Thomas is not who he appears to be. Ever....
 She also reported in the same story:

Authorities say Thomas, a husband and father, is a career criminal, but those who know him say he suffers from mental issues. Thomas was released from the county jail on Wednesday after posting $580,000 bond. "He has bonded out where he will be able to receive the necessary treatment that he needs, which is not available in the Jefferson County Jail,'' said Birmingham attorney Tommy Spina. (Mr. Spina, you might want to find him a different nuthouse.).  Rest of article.
Kingfish note: Next question: Will Alabama revoke his bond?

*It is not known if she is his current or past wife. 


Anonymous said...

Aw… come on. He's just a nice guy who fell victim to a crime addiction. Somebody give him Anna Stephens' phone number. He'll be cured in no time after he moves in to her flop house on Northside. Thank you, Anna, for your ministry. It has changed hundreds of lives already!

WHO? said...

Where can I get a glimpse of a ten thousand dollar mattress? Otherwise, YAWN.

Anonymous said...

Any chance the IHL is going to make Dan Jones the new Commissioner?

Anonymous said...

12:30 Dan Jones as Commissioner of the Department of Corrections? Now THAT has potential.....

Anonymous said...

Our latest edition to Liveleak has over 60,000 views already...

Anonymous said...

At least he didn't bite the head off of a hamster.

Anonymous said...

You apparently don't know the real Brady Eaves, not the one that was totally drunk doing the most stupid thing on Springbreak , but as the many friends that do know him this was COMPLETELY out of his true character. Brady has saved many a kid from doing stupid things. so before judging Brady take the plank out of your own eye. None of us are sinless.. His act was HORRIBLE , but yeah for technology.. May be nice to have all those that judge to have a camera on them at the worst time of their life and especially during younger years when many did not make wise decisions

30 Acre House said...

8:02; You are the very definition of ignernt. This ain't about the Eaves boy. 'Sinless'? It's not a sin to bite the head off a hampster. Take your righteous ass somewhere else. "Plank in the eye"? Take your religious bullshit down to the IHOP and buy a cup of coffee with it, when you drop a buck and a half.

Anonymous said...

It was a mouse idiot, and I'm all for Brady. He made a horrible mistake. I'm saying that there are so many that judge and none of us are sinless and not to judge. So if you are 3:37 it was a mouse not a hamster. Learn to spell .

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Would you idiots stop yammering about Eaves/Dan Jones on this thread? It's totally irrelevant and I don't want to hear it.

However, anyone who knows what the deal is with this Ethan Thomas should speak up. It is a bizarre story. . . why in the world he would go do this after his arrest in Alabama is remarkable. . . frankly sounds like he is truly nutso.

Anonymous said...

Free POT was the cry!

Anonymous said...

The SOB needs his bond revoked in Alabama. He will be out of Madison County Jail soon and back to his criminal lifestyle. You would think that everything he did in 2011 would clearly send him to jail for more than a few months.

Anonymous said...

He has no job. He wears Rolex watches and wears medical scrubs. Then $35,000 worth of atvs show up at your house. The list of items goes on and on and nobody in his family asks where it came from....hello he has no job. Much more to this....

Anonymous said...

4:54 raises a very good point. . . where are the commentors who know these people??

Anonymous said...

He has continued on this path for way to long. It appears that his family is enabling his behavior and continues to bail him out and cover for him. They are setting him up for a bad ending by doing this because he has absolute no regard for morality or law. At some point he will cross paths with someone that will not stand for it. The courts have not done their job and have released the plague over and over.

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