Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Melanie Sojourner is.....

the Beer Girl.  If she really wants to raise some money, she should also have a beer pong tourney. Might as well go all the way.




30 comments:

Southern Gentleman said...

Whether you like Sojourner or not, no woman in politics should be subject to this type of sexist garbage.

Anonymous said...

Is this to benefit the cancer hospital or the children's home? Surely nobody hosts their own golf tournament to benefit themselves? At least have somebody host it on your behalf. So sad.

Anonymous said...

The RINOs are all hot for her. That is why they lavish her with attention. Just like little school boys.

Kingfish said...

That was pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

at those prices she should be serving Michelob Ultra :) - of course she has a history of being a little cheap.

Anonymous said...

4:37, I'm a Southern lady. I don't see what's so offensive about this post. What is trashy are the beer sponsorships of a politician's fundraising event. If she didn't expect criticism for it she is too dumb to deserve anyone's vote.

Southern Gentleman said...

These post would not have been made about a male politician.

Kingfish said...

BS. Y'all didn't mind when I was having fun with Kenny Wayne and John Horhn for the flyers for their birthday bashes.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish - was that before or after Horne's DUI?

Anonymous said...

Well she is hot. Also has a cool antebellum family plantation south of Natchez, likes beer, BBQ & golf. What’s not to like about that ?

No wonder the RINO’s are devoted to her.

Chris McDaniel & the not “filing timely reports thang" won’t hurt her nearly as much as pissing off the Natchez "blue hairs” and artsy crowd.

If the hysterical society, garden clubs & the art/antiques “culture” want some coin for a new music hall, it’s best not to vote against such pork.

Anonymous said...

Guest of Honor will be (state) Senator Chris McDaniel--- it is my understanding they have played a few rounds together. Melanie of course let Chris win ;)

Anonymous said...

Melanie is toast--- kind of like the color of her skin

Anonymous said...

I wonder if anyone will recognize her at this thing. She doesn't look the same at all.

Anonymous said...

Here's a poem:

Melanie is holding a golf affair,
We aren't sure what is going with her hair,
We surely hope Chris doesn't care,
Because we would hate to see the lovebirds have any despair...

welcome to the swingers club McDaniel-- for two appearances on Fox News and a failed US Senate race, you get Melanie tagging along for the rest of your political career --- Family values first, Chris. Always, family values first.

Anonymous said...

I guess the folks that don't like this flier would rather just pay $250 to hear an old politician speak. She is attractive...not hot.

Anonymous said...

A golf tournament? I thought she might do a rodeo event. Get some bulls, some clowns and maybe a monkey riding a dog . . . She knows where to find a clown, right?

Anonymous said...

Women in politics face such scrutiny over their looks. Where is the talk about the comb overs, unibrows, ridicules mustaches, and beer bellies - which are all abundant in the legislature...

Kingfish said...

Like Rubio? ;-)

Anonymous said...

Reeves certainly receives lots of scrutiny for his girth and triple chin.

See you an Fenians! ;)

Calling You Out said...

Why was my post rejected? I want to know what is meant by the color of her skin looking like toast.

So, you old goobs can't stand the fact that she's attractive? The 'Types With One Hand' Crowd, led by Kingfish will never change their stripes.

Anonymous said...

8:44, women in ALL professions receive scrutiny for their looks. Are you ready to fight for the feminist cause? Cause it happens everywhere and with everyone.

Anonymous said...

Alan Lange certainly can't handle that she is attractive. He is obsessed with her.

Anonymous said...

10:45 you haven't seen her recently if you are still saying that. Those days are over.

Anonymous said...

@11:16 AM? Lange's days of obsessing over Sojourner are over? Is that what you are saying?

Anonymous said...

Lange may write about Sojourner's politics, but you won't catch him writing about her looks. With her total incompetence at "managing" McDaniels race last year, it gave Lange a lot to write about.

Anonymous said...

You don't know Lange numbskull. He's hot for her. Her campaign antics only gave him the excuse to indulge.

I'm Juss Sayin'..... said...

Lange has no interest in a woman's looks. Obviously.

Anonymous said...

OUCH!

Anonymous said...

OK, so she's attractive. So are those Democrat women like... like... nevermind.

Anonymous said...

So are those Democrat women like... like...

Hillary?



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