Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Fund-raiser for Cory Wilson

The Cory Wilson for Representative campaign wants to invite you to this fundraiser:


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22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope he Kicks his DH opponent's ass.

Anonymous said...

Who would that be??? The opponent??

Anonymous said...

Attorney and former state representative John Reeves has qualified to be Wilson's opponent. However Reeves has been uncharacteristically quiet. I cannot even find anything about his candidacy on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

Probably b/c Cory has all the big dogs already lined up and Reeves is such a tool.

Anonymous said...

Don't see having David Landrum and Andy Taggert in your corner as a positive except for those voters who view scammers as a redeeming attribute.

Anonymous said...

Andy Taggert is one of the most honorable people around. Live with it.

Anonymous said...

As a trusted legal advisor to Treasurer Lynn Fitch, seems like Wilson missed the important legal obligation the Treasurer has to publish unclaimed properties. That certainly is causing her office plenty of headaches. Pretty loosy goosy interpretation of the law. Wonder if he will treat his own legal obligations that cavalierly as a state representative.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha. So transparent! 5:03 = John Reeves.

Anonymous said...

6:03

Interesting thoughts. Except you missed one crucial fact that negates your entire argument:

Wilson did not work for Fitch at the time of the unclaimed issue being thrown around.

Why in the world is anyone trying to find a reason to turn folks away from Wilson? We do NOT need Reeves representing Madison Co.

Anonymous said...

Wilson couldn't beat Cecil Brown in 5 rock solid GOP precincts. Enjoy your milquetoast Madison.

Anonymous said...

Yup, that last minute gaming then Madison County Supervisor Taggert pulled was mighty honorable. Understandable though since so many in the GOP establishment don't believe in giving voters a choice.

Anonymous said...

Is the seat currently held by Rita Martinson?

Anonymous said...

I just hope we can stop Common Core and Obamacare. Then, all our problems will be solved.

Anonymous said...

hell, 8:53...you shouldn't even be allowed to vote if you don't know which damn district you live in....wilson is running against john reeves...the rita martinson seat is trying to be claimed by joel bomgar (bummer)

Anonymous said...

Wilson is one of the good guys, I don't see him having a problem winning this one, and that's a good thing.

Anonymous said...

Wilson is a great guy, but Taggert is the one responsible for the &25 million Parkway East debacle.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't it be enough that Wilson is a great guy? What does Taggert have to do with it? Are candidates measured now by who is going to vote for them? Crazy...

Anonymous said...

@10:41 never fear! Though Tea Party Bomgar is trying to buy his election, the Republican Party won't let that happen. The other guy has all the support. Money won't win this one.

Anonymous said...

Wilson is a great guy who actually cares.

Taggart is a nice dude...but he is dumb as a brick. Not evil....just stupid.

Anonymous said...

Haha at 10:37 - "the other guy"? 'Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

6:20 -- nice try but you omitted the other 10 precincts - that were rock solid democrat. The overall district had a 50% black voting population and Brown was a long term incumbent with a hell of a warchest. I for one was a proud supporter of Wilson then if for no other reason than he at least had the cojones to take on Brown in that district.

As to the other comments - at least Taggart can sleep better tonight that his qualities are being debated; seems like nobody wants to even try to come to the defense of the real scumbag mentioned, David Landrum

Anonymous said...

6:20 -- nice try but you omitted the other 10 precincts - that were rock solid democrat.

You are so wrong and so ignorant. Wilson lost the election in those 5 rock solid GOP precincts. It has been proven and documented here at JJ many times.

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