Thursday, April 23, 2015

"F*** this court"

Brief of the year. Hands down.


Anonymous said...

The crazy is strong in this one.

Bailiff Here said...

John Pittman Hey will take the case. If not, Kirksey will.

Anonymous said...

I suspect IRS CID is headed her way due to that little publication.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how long it will take the criminal contempt to come down and this guy brought in by the bailiff or transferred to the bin for loonies?

Anonymous said...

Go read the order she's responding too. She tried to bust him out of jail, had an AK, a .45 and survival gear.

Anonymous said...

Perfect case for JPH - and he can get Laura VanOverschelde as a character witness.

In the meantime, I hope they have taken that poor little "infant" child away from this loony-bin. Don't know anything about the other side in this case, but it has to be better.

Anonymous said...


Typical Tea Party Nutjob.

Anonymous said...

Clearly a tea party member from Rankin county. Surprised this person didn't get caught in a locked up courthouse late at night.

John Pittman Hey said...

Not interested.

I've been opposing the "sovereign citizen" and tax protester nonsense for a long time now.

Anonymous said...

I can appreciate the fact that this "sovereign citizen" is not so sovereign that she could not recognize her need to claim federal copyright protection for her Exhibit A diatribes. Smart move, Tamah Jade Clark! Keep them effin commie pinko b@stards guessin'!

Anonymous said...

She's certainly crazy. That said, the quality of writing --i.e., the ability to communicate concepts clearly through written words, as opposed to formal grammar, etc. -- is better than about 75% of the Mississippi attorneys I've practiced opposite.

Anonymous said...

What a let down.At first glance I was expecting a motion from the Hinds Co, P.D office.

Anonymous said...

I'd say it took at least a 1/2 bottle of hard liquor (of some sort) to finish that write up. Wow!

randywallace said...

If you think that is crazy, check out the following tirade she filed after the Court wouldn't allow her access to the ECF system.

Anonymous said...

Northern District of Georgia must be a fun court to work in. Check this one out from a while back.

Not safe for work.

Anonymous said...

Oh, 2:13p.....look closely at the document and, if you are capable, carefully READ the document. This wonky person is not from Rankin County. She's not even in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Seriously took that literally? We really are doomed.

Anonymous said...

Pulp fiction teahadist brief. Too bad for the copy right. I could see this brief transformed into an Oral argument on a movie set.

"Da federalist". You know you'd want to see the movie.

Hey Hey Is Way Wrong said...

JP Hey; You are indeed a nutcase if you oppose the sovereignty of citizens and feel like we have NOT been taxed enough. Please stay under your rock.

John Pittman Hey said...

5:23 - I have long advocated abolition of the income tax. I just don't buy the "legal arguments" that the tax protesters use. They are trying to escape an abusive system using bad legal arguments.

The "sovereign citizen" is a term of art that refers to all the nutcase stuff about fictitious corporations and uppercase names and renounced citizenship and such like.

I advocate for far smaller government than any Republican or Tea Partier around here does, I can assure you of that.

But I have never bought into the obviously bogus legal mumbo-jumbo that's displayed above.

Anonymous said...

I seriously hope many federalist branches of gov't are keeping an eye on her. Dangerous in Pensacola

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