Thursday, April 16, 2015

Deputies stop jail goodwill effort.

Hinds County Sheriff Tyrone Lewis issued the following press release:


The Hinds County Sheriff's Office in its continuing efforts to rid its facilities of contraband made more arrests Wednesday, April 15.
During our deputies routine parameter patrol Wednesday night, they (deputies) noticed a vehicle that never came to a complete stop---at the stop sign on Tombigbee Street. The driver of the vehicle later parked along side of the Jackson Detention Center.

After making contact with the occupants of the vehicle it was discovered that the front passenger identified as Michael McBeth was in possession of marijuana. During a more in-depth search of the vehicle, deputies discovered a large amount of marijuana in three clear plastic bags, another small amount in two separate bags, some type of alcoholic beverage in a plastic water bottle, a cell phone with a charger, and two big bags of taco food items with a large amount of marijuana taped heavily.
All three occupants of the vehicle have been arrested and charged with introduction of contraband into a correctional facility.
"The public will come to understand that we will not tolerate this type of activity at our facility," said Tyrone Lewis, Sheriff of Hinds County.
Arrested were:
21 y/o Micheal McBeth,
23 y/o Shavondra Rainey
and a juvenile, whom we are not at liberty to identify at this time

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

That wasn't a plastic bottle of an alcoholic beverage. The was 'purple drank'. Oxycodone and a specific type of cola and alcohol I believe. It's the stuff ole Trayvonne Martin was all hopped up on the night he got himself killed.

Got a receipt? said...

Oh please Tyrone. They were just looking for a few last minute charitable contributions to file with their 1040.

Anonymous said...

"...deputies routine parameter patrol"

Anonymous said...

The press releases will heat up as campaign season heats up.

Anonymous said...

Arrested for extreme stupidity.

Anonymous said...

absolute bullshit. check and see if any charges filed

Around The Edges said...

Is parameter patrol similar to perimeter patrol?

Anonymous said...

We had almost the exact same situation come up when I was Grand Jury foreman about a year ago. Car full of people and drugs/phones/porn. Got caught with it. According to the ADA or whatever he was, because everyone in the vehicle said it wasn't their stuff, and the owner of the actual vehicle wasn't one of the ones in the vehicle, MS law states we needed to no-bill them.
And that wasn't the worst of the day... my soul died a little after it was all said and done. :(

Anonymous said...

A gazillion people are poised to move back into Shangri-La and specifically into downtown. Drink the kool-aid.

Johnny Weir said...

8:46 AM Is Shangri-La Jackson? If so I have a house for sale. It been on the market for a year. I hope your right. Or are you being for-see-such. OK 7:08 AM spell it for me.

Juan said...

"taco food items"

Yum.

Anonymous said...

5:20, Trayvonne didn't get himself killed. A stalking stranger murdered him. Stalker stranger confronted kid for no reason other than to violate kid's civil right to walk down a street. Stalker got his butt kicked. Stalker's not much of a man, so Stalker pulled a gun and murdered the kid whose weapons were his fists, tea, and Skittles. Stalker was found not guilty so he can stalk some more. Stalker has since proven time and time again that he has anger issues and is a danger to society. Stalker will eventually get killed by someone who is even crazier than he is because crazy people don't just go away easily.



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