Thursday, September 23, 2021

Suspected Conwoman Arrested

 Brittney Haynes has been quite the busy little bee in Rankin and Madison County’s as she has become quite acquainted with law- enforcement in 2021.

            Rankin county deputies arrested the attractive suspect for fraudulent use of a credit card recently. The Madison county sheriff’s office arrested her as well and expects to add more charges to the ever-growing list of alleged offenses: Credit card forgery, larceny, petite larceny, false pretenses, and fraud. The police reports are posted below.

 

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Opp’s looks like the sugar daddy got tired of the smirk.

Anonymous said...

She, being a woman, will receive a much lighter sentence than a male charged with the same. Besides, she is cute.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm Let's see. Madison/Rankin District. Multiple offenses. She's going to be going on a long vacation.

Anonymous said...

Just a baby. Who taught her how to do that?

Anonymous said...

Need a body shot to confirm guilt or innocence.

Anonymous said...

That smirk will disappear quick when she goes to the big house, and will evolve overnight in to a deep south pout with nightly tears on her pillow.

Anonymous said...

If yall read all the docs (a big ask I realize), its the baby daddy pressing the charges. Just wait til we get her side, this will probably go away quick.
Wonder how old she was when he knocked her up?

Anonymous said...

A non-violent drug offender, causing considerable chaos in the lives of others. She needs to be removed from society for a while.

Anonymous said...

The right Madisonite pineappler will bankroll you honey. You don’t have to keep ripping off the medium rollers

Anonymous said...

4:35 - I’m guessing old enough to allow him to.

Anonymous said...

4:35 she has 4 kids with 3 daddy’s at 29……..

Anonymous said...

Several look like they’re from 2020. Am I missing something?

Anonymous said...

5:18, I was going to step up to help her out, but 4 kids is a heavy load. I’ll pass.

Anonymous said...

You guys must be looking at a better picture of her than I am.

Anonymous said...

Even in Rankin/Madison, most she gets is time served and house arrest. Maybe 6 months at most in lock-up. This will be pled away quickly. How do I know? Been the victim of same in Rankin/Madison. Minority male pled multiple counts, and got slap on wrist. So she doesn't serve any time.

Anonymous said...

All of you are just animals! She was just trying to feed & clothes her 4 hungry kids! Cut her some slack! If she goes to jail how will that impact the kids? Who will take care of the babies?

Anonymous said...

That gal was on Big Brother and got kicked off. Brittney Haynes Allday is what she was going by when she was on the show.

https://www.google.com/search?q=brittney+haynes+allday&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=KoZoJNHGCQybaM%252CHAj8IWrZiSYC1M%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSYU8mAPbNtpIn1UJ0RcjsbZRJ3ZA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjvxKfwuZbzAhXWXM0KHeg3CxEQ9QF6BAgOEAE#imgrc=KoZoJNHGCQybaM

Anonymous said...

this is a classic example of what the desperate male goofballs , most of whom are married and fancy themselves as one of the beautiful people of the SEC, will do for a piece of ass.

Anonymous said...

One of her babies had cancer, but reported in remission.

https://bigbrotheraccess.com/britney-haynes-baby-tilly-still-cancer-free-and-doing-great-3510873/

Anonymous said...

12 months probation at most.

Anonymous said...

country girls make do

Anonymous said...

Not the girl from Big Brother. Y’all are the worst Googlers ever. And a bunch of y’all have some serious vision problems, too. Either that or your women are REAL ugly.

Anonymous said...

All of these comments and no one has asked the single most important question: did she refuse vaccination? Or even the second-most important: did she buy any Ivermectin with a stolen check?

Anonymous said...

Not guilty!

Have I Got This Bout Rite? said...

To Recap:

An arms length verbal contract was entered. The contract involved contractor A supplying poontang in exchange for use of certain credit cards and personal account bank checks owned by contractor B.

All went well until the poontang got wore out and soured and the use of cards and checks continued until one contractor (B) decided he was getting a raw deal. When contractor B went to confront contractor A, he discovered she had not only absconded with the checks and cards, but also with the poontang.

Contractor B then went to the PoPo and axed "What Ima Do?"

Kingfish said...

Read the police reports. There are more than one victim and some are women.

Only the Little People Must Wear Masks said...

But was she wearing a mask? If not, Pres. Xiden's mask police will take the case.

Anonymous said...

she drives a range rover , yet vacations in alabama?
..............now that's an odd combination..

Anonymous said...

@Kingfish - You really overestimate your audience. You actually think anyone is going to read the police report? lol

Anonymous said...

if everybody she stole from filed a police report this webpage would have to get a bigger server to hold all the paperwork

Anonymous said...

If all the people filed a police report that she stole from this web page would need a bigger server to hold all the paperwork. If you say this is the girl from big brother you need to put yourself on the block and be evicted.

Anonymous said...

Was she masked and socially distanced while pulling off these capers ? Was she using the proper pronouns when stealing from these folks ? Hope she is enjoying her safe space.

Anonymous said...

After Greta's sentence, I predict 30 minutes of house arrest. Have to get her back out there working.

Anonymous said...

To complete recap: you are correct contractor B did not get anymore poontang from contractor A. So contractor A moved on to contractor C and contractor B has now moved to contractor D. Contractor B now has mommy and daddy raising his and contractor A kids for him. Contractor B is really a want to be rich child that has very little common sense.


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