Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Dumbass of the Day

 You simply can't make this up.  Check out drew the ire of a Rolling Stone "writer" where ACB is concerned: 

 


As almost everyone knows,  New Orleans has an accent that is definitely not Southern but instead yes, sound similar to New York.  There is a reason New Orleans is sometimes referred to as "Nawlins." Katie  Halper's stupidity lit up Twitter and naturally she is now claiming she is a victim.  No Gregory Peck is she in her delivery but definitely an Ahab in her refusal to let go: 


 You.can't.make.this.up.   Here is a primer for dumb Yankees such as the enlightened Katie Halper.

 


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Freshmen first day of classes. Nerd, with huge white boy Afro, huge glasses, stands and starts what we expected to be a self introduction. Unintelligible, largely, except the conclusion-"from Nawlins."

What the H? What the H is "Nawlins?" Is he from Boston???? Is Nawlins part of BahStun???? Damn Yankee!!!! Sit down!

Worse than my wife trying to pronounce Kosciusko.

Anonymous said...

OMG. I mean, WOW. This is full tilt dumb-f**k. The left is lost, and begging to be treated like the spoiled idiotic children they have become.

Anonymous said...

There is no tolerance like liberal democrat tolerance.

Everything is identity politics with the left.

Anonymous said...

I've been watching/listening to this confirmation hear and these people are nuts. How many times can we ask the same few questions in a different tune. I'm just waiting for the guy who she accosted to walk through the door at the last minute and try to ruin her life for politics. She is very smart, articulate, and sharp. She seems very genuine.

Anonymous said...

Libtards have two primary responses when they are proven wrong. One is to double down and the other one is to move the goal post. I guess you have to be devoid of problem solving or critical thinking skills to be a leftist moron.

Anonymous said...

You do an amazing job catering to the Trump loving snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

I got your snowflake right here.

Anonymous said...

Have never heard anyone from there say "Nawlins" as in a two syllable word.

I have heard a lot of folks say "Nuh - WAH - lens."

pjmcilwaine said...

Why does my cousin who grew up in Tampa, FL and moved to Australia now have a slight Aussie accent? I don't know it happens, these people are grasping at straws.

Anonymous said...

Where's Covid when it is needed?

Anonymous said...

With that attitude, Miss Halper will never have a Galatoire's house account or be invited to the Krewe of Rex Ball.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish found another rando on Twitter to act outraged over. Color me shocked.

Anonymous said...

Actually, she grew up in Metairie and went to St. Mary's. While that might be "New Orleans" to rest of the world, it just isn't the same thing. Metairie isn't "good" or "bad," but it isn't _New Orleans_. Same with Chalmette or the West Bank - it's like shrimp and crab filé gumbo and duck and andouille okra gumbo, two completely different things from completely different people.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the explanation 2:59.

Sounds just like Madison and Rankin.
" two completely different people" .

But to the rest of the world . . both are from Jackson.


Anonymous said...

2:26PM wrote, "...or be invited to the Krewe of Rex Ball."

No one will be invited to "the Krewe of Rex" Ball because "Rex" isn't a krewe. It's the Rex Ball. And as to the house account (or having "her" waiter and table), no, probably not.

Anonymous said...

of course Metairie is New Orleans. The Brooklyn-like NO accent is well known to all of us hailing from Jackson South.The Democrat gal is like most Dems who believe they are smarter than most but are detirmined to show their imbecility

Anonymous said...

I find it strange that when I read certain posts here that I hear it in the voice of Meathead from All in the family.

Anonymous said...

Have we officially run out of things to bitch about?


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