Friday, October 16, 2020

SEC Fines Ole Miss $100,000 for C19 Violations

 Sports Illustrated's (and CL alum) Ross Dellenger tweeted: 


As you'd expect, the fines are primarily connected to sideline mask-wearing behavior from coaches, support staff members, strength staffers, etc. One administrator told me today: "This will get everyone's attention - mask up."

 

 

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aren't they just special.

Anonymous said...

And yet the staff at Mississippi State still get away with milking cows without wearing gloves.

But I've heard those Oktibbeha County cows prefer the soft human "touch".
Seems to be the secret ingredient in the cheese at MSU.

But no cows have contracted "the covid" thus far ... so that's good.

I really think Coach Leach should be worried about a 100K fine per game if he doesn't win anymore contests this year.

Anonymous said...

The SEC should be ashamed. The teams have more than 100 people each who could act irresponsibly 24/7 and spread the virus. During games the players are sweating and slobbering on each other for three hours. And yet the SEC is focused on weather or not the head coaches keep their masks up when speaking to people ten feet away. What head coaches do with masks during games is not 1/2% of the risk of spreading the virus. If the SEC is this paranoid about the virus they should either cancel all sports for this school year or the Presidents should find a new leader who isn't so paranoid.

Anonymous said...

6:35, I assume that bad Mississippi State man touched you in your no-no place. Bless your heart.

Anonymous said...

MSU has the best pass completion rating in the country. If state players don’t catch it out of the backfield for a gain of 1 yard the opponent has a pick 6.

Big-D said...

Make that money.

Anonymous said...

But, it's NOT an Outbreak!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This just in: Ole Miss fined another $100,000 because Nick Sagan didn't wear his mask properly.

Anonymous said...

I’m pretty sure I saw an A&M player spit in another player’s mouth last Saturday. Rumor has that was just a warm up for the State game tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Gee, OM breaking rules....imagine that.

Anonymous said...

The hate China angle isn’t working I see

In order to increase clicks and traffic what’s your next troll?

And 230 modification will bring many victims of this site some serious help

Anonymous said...

Appears that Dobbs is gonna push for more closures again with our cold running amuck. Guess they need more Fed monies. If they had nuts they'd shut us down until after the New Year. This is the year of lost things (Holidays etc), so go for broke I say. No Halloween for the kids, no Thanksgiving and Christmas which will cut down on exposure to shoppers, keep traffic down, increase depression and drug/alcohol use along with some suicides going up, etc.

You all have a very Happy Holiday and Christmas along with a Happy New Year.

Anonymous said...

I’m kinda scratching my head about the whole football thing and how everyone has to wear masks except for the slobbering, spitting, sweating players..... playing up against each other. This Covid mess is a joke then...has anyone had the flu lately or is it going to be called covid? How many died of H1N1 ten years ago...oops, didn’t mean to say that due to another person in office that we have to give a break to

Anonymous said...

" 6:35, I assume that bad Mississippi State man touched you in your no-no place "

Nah . . . I think he wanted to, but I believe he was scared of landing in the local hospital if he tried.

Last time I saw him, he was peddling bootleg Jerry Clower 8-track tapes in the parking lot of Davis Wade stadium.

Anonymous said...

The penalty is all about promoting the plandemic. Science says masks don’t work.

Anonymous said...

Sorry but two weeks ago I was watching the TN game. The coach was wearing his gater mask like Elmer Fudd or a Russian wash woman which left his face open.

Anonymous said...

11:27 - that's right. But evidently since two weeks ago all you have been doing is coloring your comic books. After that week, the SEC announced that they were going to be levying fines if the teams didn't follow the protocol that had been established as requriref for the opening of the season.

So TN coach (and a few others) got off - but these four decided that they could ignore the rules after a warning. Surprise?

Nah.

Anonymous said...

As most of the on field staff wears a mask that looks like a window screen. If they really wanted to act like they care, they could imposed a restriction on those types of masks. This is all BS and about conformity. No way those screen masks are doing anything....but hey, its a mask.



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