Sunday, November 10, 2019

He Mad!!!

Meet every coach's nightmare of a fan.




A word that has fallen out of favor is "retard" but it perfectly describes this dude in the most derogatory manner possible (with no disrespect meant towards the truly disabled.).  Losing one game a year isn't good enough for clowns such as this one.  Every school has 'em and every coach hates 'em.  

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

He, like 90% of Bama fans, has never been on campus except to attend a game. Many have never been to a game in person.

Anonymous said...

Do we think he was mad? 🤔🤭

Anonymous said...

All these rabid college fans should really get some perspective.

Their identity is so closely tied to something they have no control over. They typically didn't play any sport yet name drop the players like they are BFF's.

You can insult their Momma, their State, borrow money and not pay it back or slap their sister. But don't you "dis" their football team or they go all AngryMoFo on you.

There are so many other things to get passionate or be proud of. A

Anonymous said...

I bet the landlord isn't as passionate about College Ball. Someone gets to pay for the sheet rock damage.

Anonymous said...

In general,
Most people this caught up in college football never attended college and only know the sports team rather than recognize it's an academic institution. Higher educated or successful people tend to not get to wrapped up in a loss but rather acknowledge it's a game that kids are playing. I graduated Georgetown university and I like the hoyas basketball team but I don't get bent out of shape when they lose. It's simply perspectives on life

Anonymous said...

Row Tide! :)

Anonymous said...

Retarded Alabama native.

Anonymous said...

So . . . where does this football genius coach?

Anonymous said...

He seems nice.

Anonymous said...

He needs to worry about furnishing that empty apartment so that it doesn’t echo so bad. He doesn’t have a couch in his living room but he’s got a cell phone and an opinion. Pretty much all that is wrong in today’s world.

Anonymous said...

The real test of a man is how you act after a loss.

Anonymous said...

He lost a $50 bet?

Anonymous said...

... A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that?! There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!

Anonymous said...

At least he wasn't this guy (Harvey Updyke):

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-fan-not-making-payments-poisoning-rival-auburn-s-landmark-n1043016

Or this guy:

"PINSON, Ala. — An Alabama football fan upset by the Crimson Tide's double-overtime loss to Arkansas snapped when his son asked for a car and allegedly fired a pistol at the younger man, narrowly missing his head."

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20031001&slug=rage01

Or this guy:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/11/16/alabama-fan-reportedly-shoots-auburn-fan-following-argument-over-which-team-is-better/

Or . . .

Anonymous said...

If people would stop their make believe life and put as much passion and effort into challenging the institutions into what is now a pit of debt by pushing student loans on young people that they know can never be paid off and start voicing opinions to their law makers to adopt vocational and technical skills training, we would be better off.

Football is entertainment. Nothing else. Only a small percentage of players ever get into professional sports. It’s laughable at the amount (almost sickening) these schools budget for sports. Now Mississippi Dept of Education...do your job!

Anonymous said...

He needs meds.

Anonymous said...

this looks like a casting call for a remake of deliverance

Anonymous said...

He can have some of my PROZAC!

Anonymous said...

First post. 4:15pm

You can be a fan of a school, and never attend there, or ever set foot on campus. All schools have this kind of fan including all the SEC schools including the two in MS. Most welcome them, too. You making fun of any school for having this type fan makes you look real dumb and jealous.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't he realize that for the last several years, Ala may play one of two teams that are ranked. Hell, I cou!d be a good coach

Anonymous said...

No teeth. No furniture. Whatcha expect???

Anonymous said...

Low Tide smells like dead fish.
This guy reminds me of dead fish....

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