Friday, November 8, 2019

Ewwwwwwwww!

A Meridian woman has literally gone to the dogs... or should we say done down on the dogs?





The report alleges she broke into a pet store and well, did a few indecent things with the animals.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big Deal. She's a Clarke County girl.

Downtown Latrice Brown said...

You crackers into some weird shit. How come you all can't just buss caps on each other?

Anonymous said...

Did the dogs smoke a cigarette after the act?

Anonymous said...

There are published statistics reported by lab technicians who perform the testing on pap smear samples submitted to labs by OBGYNs. The stats report that 4 in 10 women have non-human semen contained detected in their test sample. Most often it is dog semen.

It is sort of a rite of passage for lab techs when viewing samples under microscope. Human semen is very distinct in appearance and dog semen is distinctly different from human.

If you know a woman with a big male dog and the dog isn't fixed. Remember, 4 in 10.

Anonymous said...

@10:59
Some women fetishize farm animals and obsolete farm equipment. No matter what the consequences are.

Anonymous said...

You can't give us a better close up of her face? I see she is almost 50. I'm guessing she is very unattractive.

Anonymous said...

@11:12 - what an odd piece of information to know. What other weird stuff do you look up?

Anonymous said...

11:12 - I don't believe you. Post a link to support your creepy BS. And supply us with your scientific statistics about men who pork farm animals while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

11:12 I’m throwing the Bull Shit flag. Link pls

Anonymous said...

It's an urban legend. It's actually 4 in 1,000.

Anonymous said...

I heard it was 1 in 200. There is a medical journal study published but its behind a paywall.

But this subject is commonly discussed among lab technicians. In the current political climate, some women become so hysterical about any perceived criticism that facts are too often suppressed for their emotional benefit.

Anonymous said...

This thread adds a whole new nasty twist to Dog Moms.

Gross

Anonymous said...

Is her name really Chrustin???

Anonymous said...

She has no facebook page. Meanwhile 2 in thirty men on this blog are typing with one hand now that the conversation has crossed the rubicon. That number is expected to rise.

Anonymous said...

What are the odds this story will take more left turns than the one about the swimming coach? Especially when it's revealed that none of the dogs reported feeling victimized.

Anonymous said...

“Nothing but the dog in me!” - G. Clinton

Anonymous said...

And this one time at band camp.....!!!

Anonymous said...

This story gives new meaning to the song "who let the dogs out."

Anonymous said...

Confucius say: Lead, follow, or let Rover take over.

Anonymous said...

$10.00 say kingfish is headed to Clark county as we speak!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh....ummm...what?....eehhhhh....dang.....wheeewwwwww........woooowww.....boy howdy......dog gone....uh......geeeeezzzzzz.....jimmy williker.....shazam..... oh my......son of a biscuit eater.....I’m speechless. I thought this stuff happened only in Ohio.

Psyche Alert.. said...

Kingfish - You gettin' off over this cheap shit?

Anonymous said...

You build one bridge do they call you a bridge builder? No, but you screw one mutt and they call you a dog humper the rest of your life.

Anonymous said...

You males need to stop with the "slut shaming" because a woman's sexuality is none of you business.

A woman submitting herself sexually to all manner of beasts is no different from a man triumphantly sexually dominating other creatures.

Anonymous said...

2:43 OK, what "journal" is this you speak of? Name it.

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