Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Super Steve is BACK!

 He's bad, he's black, and he's BACK!  Election Man has nothing on Super Steve up in Holmes County . (In That Movie Guy voice) When the county cratered, one hero came forth.... Super Steve!





This video was filmed in Technicolor.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

If he were in Jackson, he'd been a dead superhero hopping out of the woods like that with a mask on.

Anonymous said...

This MUST go viral! He's brilliant for doing something this funny. Even those people in other counties who see this won't forget him.

Anonymous said...

At least it was realistic...the driver of the car was driving while carrying on a conversation on her cell phone.

Anonymous said...

This is sublimely beautiful.

I'm may contribute to his campaign and I don't even live in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit!! I'm at a loss for words, but I will say that Steve needs to work on that gut and get himself some Jordans to be able to leap over those holes in a single bound!!!

Baby Chok said...

Super Steve we need you here in Jackson!

Anonymous said...

Justin Brasell, watch out. I'm getting this guy's consultant the next time I run for anything.

Anonymous said...

He'd have my vote if I lived in Holmes County instead of Hinds. Holes in the road!

Anonymous said...

Holey moley! Go Steve!

Anonymous said...

I don't always think foolishness is funny but there is something about this guy that I really like

Anonymous said...

This is priceless! I hope he wins!

Anonymous said...

If he doesn't win, he could double as a shrimper with those white Chalmette Converse's on!

Anonymous said...

I'd vote for him on the basis of his creativity and drive alone. I have a feeling he'd try to do what he promises (as opposed to most of the suits we put in local office these days). Give 'em hell, Steve. Godspeed!

Anonymous said...

He's got another one where he wants Amtrak, JC Penney, Citi Trends, Dollar Tree, Captain D's, and Wendys to come to Holmes County. Dude is freaking awesome.

Anonymous said...

He can live in my guest house in Jackson if he will run for Mayor on the same platform.

Anonymous said...

I don't care who you are, that's funny. Give em hell Stevo

Anonymous said...

When do we learn that half the roads in the video are not public?

Anonymous said...

Ho's in de road!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful... I am still laughing. People are mostly visual learners and this is a visual lesson -- including catchy music -- for sure!

Anonymous said...

If you turn the sound down and just watch it looks like Lowrita Stokes headed down the street.

2ferderoad said...

A new movie franchise...The Black Paver!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Mclellan:
Please move to Jackson and run for Mayor.

Not Heavy Herb said...

Kingfish, I've heard you on the radio, you don't have a "Movie Guy" voice.
But I know a guy......

Anonymous said...

This guy is awesome. My guess is he will work his ass off to get the job done. I do not live in the Magnolia State but may have to donate to his campaign. If he set up a go fund me page for his super hero pothole repair team, I will definitely donate to it, just to see him successful.
How much does it cost to send a pothole crew out a day, anyway?

Anonymous said...

Love the costume. Coonass boots, a white towel probably lifted from a local motel, and the "Hell to the Naw" white hat. Friends, it just don't get any better than that.

If it weren't for voter ID, I'd cross the county line to vote for him.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is some white elites outside of the South will think a bunch of white men put this guy up to this as some type of African American minstrel show straight out of the 1890s.

Anonymous said...

Supervisor,Mayor...Senate seat? Careful boy's and girl!



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