Thursday, January 31, 2019

Ole Miss Hoopster Tries to Get the Hook-Up

Sometimes it's never a good idea to mess with the other team.... or their women as an Ole Miss basketball player found out last night:

Credit: Ole Miss Sports
A Florida student matched with an Ole Miss basketball player on Tinder this week. So for Wednesday night's game, she printed out their conversation and passed it out to the Gators Student Section... 


Anonymous said...

was this the full conversation? i don't see anything that is embarrassing or damning, other than people are exposing themselves to std's and giving all their info to the government.

Anonymous said...

This is the most useless post ever (almost). There is nothing here to see so move along.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that's ... not funny.

What exactly was the decision calculus in posting this, KF?

Anonymous said...

Pls translate this to english.

Anonymous said...

OK, Kingfish, we know you never miss an opportunity to urinate all over Ole Miss, but what is this about? Did you leave something out?

This post is the definition of "there's no there there". I haven't been this bored since you were posting those self-indulgent Rick Cleveland columns about Coach Jedediah Hutcherson who led the Toomsuba Frog Giggers to the 1937 National Mumblypeg Championship.

Anonymous said...

Hold on guys, I am still interested in this post. It is interesting to see how quickly this young girl would meet up with this guy...I feel like she was the one to be embarrassed not him. Maybe that's where society is at now.

By the way, what happened to the chivalry of the 50's, free love of the 60's and parts of the 70's, studio 54 of the 80's, mtv real world spring break of the 90' seems around the 2000's society started falling apart. Thanks, Facebook?

Anonymous said...

KF, not an ole miss fan by any stretch, but I'm still waiting for the funny? Seems like any ole college kid trying to chase tail in the modern world. Much to do about nothing. This isn't anything like Machine Gun Kelly's convo's with pornstar Mia Khalifa and her roasting him, which was funny.

Anonymous said...

Yep, you're right KingFish, how can such an illiterate buffoon be admitted into a university? Oh yeah, he can play a game!

Anonymous said...

I can’t believe someone actually went through the trouble of printing this out. Y’all must be real slow today

Anonymous said...

This was posted because . . . ?

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Nothing Burger topped with nothing sauce.
And..ohhhh..there's crime in Jackson seriously

Anonymous said...

Thank you KF for exposing a possible sexual assault. GTHOM

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad there wasn't any Facebook or Twitter or Internet when I was n
college! No one would have hired me after looking at the stuff I did back when I was young and dumb.

Anonymous said...

Here is what KF is trying to point out to all of you. You have a college athlete, not an academic prodigy, who is attending a public funded university that cannot spell or speak proper English. Now, you say I’m racist? No. I just made an observation as to how stupid this state is to allow someone a scholarship to balance a ball on his finger when we have severe worker shortages in this state. But I’m betting that on Saturdays you really don’t give a flying flip if he can add, subtract, divide or even give any logical reason as to why he hated Shakespeare other than “he’s an old dead white man”. Face it. We blew it. Some of us have to send our kids to private schools because the public schools really failed. They failed our kids, grandkids, businesses, and any chance of this state rising off the bottom......all for the sake of some good old sports! Now, while your kids are studying their asses off, these college athletes are practicing sports while a tutor prepares to take they tests for them. Remember that happened with a football player from Waynesboro some years ago and he got into a prominent university. He couldn’t even read at a 3rd grade level. Are you proud of that? I’m not. I’m pissed and it keeps on happening. Remember, if you keep all of your workforce down and out you can control your state. It’s our fault. We keep electing people to do the right thing and they don’t. Talk about a waste of money....JPS. Need I say more?

Anonymous said...


While I agree with most of your post, you would be surprised how many kids text like this. They are not trying to write essays and dissertations over some SMS platform. I do not know the kid or his intelligence level, but I know plenty of 25-36 ACT scoring, 3.5-4.0 GPA having college and high school kids that text like this, because it is what they do today. It annoys the heck out of me, but I will not make blanket statements the way you have.

Anonymous said...

Because kids are hyper-prepared specifically for the's not a valid score. I knew some serious BRAINIACS back in the day who only made those with these high scores have zero emotional intelligence, which is why they so easily succumb to acting like wannabe thugs.....both guys and girls. It's the dumbing down of America, and Mississippi leads the way because the leaders want to keep them down, and the white elite up.

Anonymous said...


Our STAR Student made a 29 on the ACT back in the early 1980s. Now middle of the road kids make in the 30s and LOTS of kids make 36. So I agree with you that things are far different.

But the last line of your post is incredibly stupid. Incredibly.

Anonymous said...

I'm not an Ole Miss fan- Georgia grad- but I am from JXN and read this blog . KF what is your obsession with Ole Miss? I never see you take shots at LSU/state/ So. Miss.
Its like you have a massive chip on your shoulder about Ole Miss. Did you get spurned by an Ole Miss girl- or maybe didn't get admitted to OM? Strange indeed and a blow to your credibility.

GaDawg '92

Anonymous said...

@ 12:51

I bet you a hundred dollars that kid doesn’t have a high ACT score. And I’m pretty much correct on how I have labeled the athletes.

Anonymous said...

KingFish, you are one giant douche'.

Are you possibly Steve "RoseBowl" Robertson, or Dan Wolken or the NCAA's Mike Sheridan in disquise?

My gosh, man...come off the ledge with your obsession with everything. As a Missou Tiger, it is plain for even me to see.

Your stik on OM is getting old and soon yoou'll turn from a douche' to a full-blown turd.

Don't know where you went to school, but hopefully you've grown up by now and have become an adult at some point.


Kingfish said...

It made Saturday Down South and other websites. MSU and USM have been slapped around on this website before. Guess you missed it. In this case, what was funny was the girl printing out the chats and giving them to the whole student body. That's it. Nothing more or less. If Ole Miss doesn't want to get mentioned on this site, stay off of probation.

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