Tuesday, January 22, 2019


Not Safe For Work, Kids, or Ole Miss Fans. 

Cue up the Internet outrage as a Saturday Night Live writer tweeted a rather provocative offer:

JJ is not going to criticize Ms. Beattie but is instead going to honor her for her willingness to dedicate all of herself to the struggle.  No anonymous keyboard commando is this one as she is ready to put her beliefs where her um, mouth is. Not quite the level of Lady Charlotte Corday but not bad for today.  In case someone wants accept the comedienne's offer, here is your motivation (from her public Instagram page).

Hmmm.... I wonder what some of our local feminist journalists think of their sister's willingness to throw her body into the cause?

As for our aggrieved Indian, he was not quite the war hero the media made him out to be.  The Stolen Valor people got on the case and dug up these tidbits from his service record:

 - He enlisted in the USMC Reserves under a different name (Nathan Stanard)
- He went AWOL 3 times
- He served under 4 years and was discharged as a Private
- He was, of course, not a Vietnam Vet (already now known)
- He never left the US
- He was a Basic Electrician
- He was a Refrigerator Mechanic at one point
- Only award he got was an Expert Rifle Badge

 Hmmm.....the fact was he born in 1955 gave it away as the last Marine Combat battalion was pulled in 1971 although there were some Marines stationed as embassy guards.  The Washington ____ corrected its Sunday story that reported he was a Vietnam Vet. 

As for the confrontation itself, here is the complete nearly two-hour video of the incident.  The first 45 minutes show the Black Israelites doing their thing. Indians appear at 1:11:24. 


Anonymous said...

To any brave souls who might think of capitalizing on this chicks offer.......

Rest assured you won't be the first one to try out her, uh, skill set.

So, enter at your own risk.

Red hair is not pretty. ITS A WARNING LABEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next said...

She's not pretty enough to make me want to hit anyone. Is there anything else she may have to offer?

Anonymous said...

Literally, who?

Well this nobody has successfully gained 15 seconds of twatter fame. She is one of 30+ writers for a show that stopped being funny around 1999.

Luckily for the kid, the stoic "Indian Chief" has been exposed as a 3x AWOL refrigerator tech private who never left the US during the Vietnam Conflict.

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone is drunk posting, I thought this was a local blog? Way to keep it classy.

Anonymous said...

I've noticed fewer and fewer critical comments getting approved, looks like we know why. The KF has finally gone full Trumptard.

Anonymous said...

You can sleep with a blond or brunette, but you will never get any sleep with a red head.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is even if what you posted were remotely true, he's still 1000x the patriot of captain bone spurs.

Anonymous said...


I know it is hard to accept that President Trump defeated the anointed successor to Obama, but he won fair and square. No evidence that anyone changed a single vote, even Obama said so himself.

And when he beats Kamala Harris or whatever other clown the DNC nominates to oppose him, you will suffer even more Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Or you might just be a troll. And Trump is still your President.

Anonymous said...

The skinny waistline does not match the flab on the belly. Photoshop at its best.

Inquiring Mind Wants to Know said...

The big questions are does she have false teeth and can she breath through her ears?

Anonymous said...

@9:21, I'll bite. Space Cadet Bone Spurs admitted that it was all rigged. Sure he lies more often than not so that doesn't mean much, but we now also know that he paid to rig online polls. He also keeps lying about everything and anything Russia.

Are you so gullible that you believe a guy surrounded by a bunch of felons wasn't willing to take the help of a world leader who has a tape of him getting peed on by Russian hookers? Must be nice to live such a sheltered life.

The “I’d hit that” guy said...

Beauty is only a light switch away!

Anonymous said...

This confrontation wasn't even a confrontation at all. The indian beating the drum approached the group of kids. All the boy did was stood his ground. That's all that happened. However, the liberal press & Dems put their own spin on it. (This is the Liberal Spin.) The young white boy privileged class were a bunch of Neo Nazi' attacking a native American pray to the great chief in the sky.

If I was that young man I would video myself punching myself in the face.
Then, let see if 30 year old Sarah Beatie would honor her agreement.
What a hoot.

Anonymous said...

Almost as classy as paying off the pornstar hooker you paid to sleep with and then lying about it to the entire nation.

Anonymous said...

These anti-Trump people defy logic. I'll fess up. I voted against Trump in the Republican primary (why waste your vote in the Democratic primary, Hillary was a shoe-in for the MS delegates). I voted against Trump in the November 2016 general election.

Yet Trump has surprised me. He has done a very good job. I haven't voted Republican since 1992. I'll likely for Trump in 2020. Forget Twitter. Look at the results.

Anonymous said...

It’s a good thing the media didn’t call those white boys rapists and murderers. That would probably have started a civil war.

Anonymous said...

As I suspected 10:15 is just a troll. I will make sure to not feed you in the future. Now I see why KF is not approving most of your comments. I expect you won't be getting approved much longer because your nonsense is obvious and tiresome.

The Shill Cries Out said...

I think most people see through the veil of subversive media to know the president still has the supporters from 2016. Just watch his SOTU to the people. Probably going to fill a 20,000 seat stadium. Maybe a NASCAR Super Speedway. Nancy Pelosi will be gibberish and studded ingredients with rage if he has larger cheering audience than the Super Bowl.

Anonymous said...

Jan 21

Black radicals taunt a group of white kids. White kids respond by drowning the taunts in positive pep rally cheers. A group of Native Americans, led by Phillips, barge in. Phillips later lies and slanders the kids. Millions of people join the slander. That's basically the story.

Anonymous said...

I think I know how she got her job as a "writer".

Anonymous said...

Why would alumni from the Clown University be offended about a thot soliciting on twitter?

Anonymous said...

She's got a really raunchy, hideous figure. That overbite should serve as a warning to anybody craving a 'blow'. Those teeth would scrape the hide off a leather chin-strap.

Anonymous said...

Trump supporters apparently lie as regularly as Trump. I suppose they must to justify their loyalty to a truly awful human being. The incident at the Lincoln Memorial was a reflection of the state of our nation under Trump. Ugly. Mean spirited. Divisive. Trump has to go and will by 2020 at the latest. His defeat will not be caused by the so-called liberal media, but by the realization by the majority that he is a danger to the republic.

Anonymous said...

@5:39 AM - Because they are girly-men? Asking for a Bama friend.

On a related subject - is it true that red heads are screamers?

Anonymous said...

This new lynch mob tactic by the left has gotten out of hand. Politco's should dub it "The Kavanaugh Effect'. Even if they have zero proof, or take things 180 degrees out of context, lets try with all our might to destroy him and his character. That's the liberal way and that is why Trump is your president.

Anonymous said...

Anyone interested should investigate Dr Raymond Wheeler's Drought Clock. It is an observational calendar/clock that follows historical trends of cold, drought, and civil war over the last millennium. It does show a pattern of cyclical climate change, war, and starvation.

Interesting that here we are in a Solar Minimum, on the verge of a mini ice age, and civil war brewing.


Anonymous said...

Men are disgusting.

Kingfish, I assume you’re happily single?

Anonymous said...

Just reading the text of her complaint about how some trolls are threatening her. So predictable:

1. Person X says deliberately inflammatory thing online.

2. Worst .1% of opposing group responds with nasty threats they'll never in a million years act upon.


In basketball, we call this "flopping."

Gently trolling the Rez said...

@8:48 AM
Nice. Very Subtle.

Take note trolls, that is how you so it. Only those that listen to KF subhost for Kim Wade on WYAB will get it.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

8:48 - What's being single or married got to do with blow-jobs. Ever hear of Ashley Madison?

Anonymous said...


Could you please take a few minutes from your busy day and explain EXACTLY how Mr. Trump is "a danger to the republic". Of course I realize you'll need some time to look up the dem/socialist talking points on this but we'll be here when you have your "information".

Anonymous said...

Where do I sign up? I'll take it any way I can get it.

StarRider said...

If you're a butthurt antifa living in your parents' basement I'm sure she's quite the prize. Only problem would be getting your ass whupped by a smirking teenager, any chance at any sort of street cred would be gone forever. You think it's entertaining now, wait until Trump gets reelected lol, Trump Derangement Syndrome is real!!!

I've been married to two redheads, yes all the stories are true. If they are mad don't let them get behind you, and make sure they take their crazy pills. Ignore that advice at your peril.

Anonymous said...

@9:56 AM
You must be new. You just have to know KingFish. You have to stick around for years and follow his work. Welcome and enjoy!


Anonymous said...

You are responding to a troll. The best weapon against a troll is to ignore them. They will get bored and go away. There are people who get a cheap dopamine fix from posting incendiary comments as bait and then receiving a flurry of angry responses. It's the psychotic version of being addicted to likes on facebook.

They likely don't even believe what they are saying, it's just bait.

Anonymous said...

twitter account which spawned this mess? A hoax.

All these people worked up over an event which does not concern them one bit.

This is a symptom that we have too much time on our hands people.

Put your phone down and have a drink.

Anonymous said...

The left was utterly owned and exposed by a smiling teenager.

Anonymous said...

@10:16 For example, multiple lies each day. Sucking up to Putin and Kim. Weakening NATO. Not supporting allies. Trade war with China. Not listening to military leaders. Did I mention multiple lies every day? The Trump shutdown.

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen anyone ask the question, "where were the teachers of the students and how come they didn't pull them out this situation?" Whether any of parties were "right," it seemed an exceptionally hostile environment that I would not want my kids around. I have lived in major cities. When you have odd looking folks yelling at you and saying vulgar comments, you usually just cross the street to get away from them.

Anonymous said...


I guess I should have specified that you should tell the truth. Your answer is basically what I said it would be...the Dem/socialist party line consisting of 100% BS. You guys basically got nothing.

Anonymous said...

The kid should take one for the team and let 20 of his buddies jump him and beat him up.

Anonymous said...

@ January 22, 2019 at 8:31 PM

That's more redheads for me then, LOL!!!!

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